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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-10-2010, 11:14 PM

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In the unlikely even that the moon landing was genuined, do not fret. We have been there for sure several times and we know, for a fact that the moon is made of Oxygen, Silicon, Iron, Magnesium, Calcium, Aluminum, Manganese and Titanium. Among the more abundant are oxygen, iron and silicon. Hydrogen is also concentrated at the poles.
If oxygen is so abundant like these scientists say, then how come our astronauts had to wear breathing appartuses on the moon?

This is why I don't trust scientists. Their claims fall apart whenever scrutinized with common sense.



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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-11-2010, 12:10 AM

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If oxygen is so abundant like these scientists say, then how come our astronauts had to wear breathing appartuses on the moon?

This is why I don't trust scientists. Their claims fall apart whenever scrutinized with common sense.
The oxygen is in the soil. Things aren't as black and white as they sound.

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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-11-2010, 12:27 AM

It is black and white, every picture I have seen. Even when I look at the moon in my telescope, it is black and white.
Oxygen is lighter than dirt, therefore it would rise out of the soil. Simple common sense.


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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-11-2010, 12:38 AM

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The oxygen is in the soil. Things aren't as black and white as they sound.
Mr. Thinker,

As scientists we are always aware of the reality in our physical world. But, you also need to realize that there are those who will not agree with you and defend their positions with no actual basis in fact in ways that might seem unusual.

You have come into such a place, if you just relax and enjoy the entertainment you will be much better off.



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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-11-2010, 12:55 AM

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It is black and white, every picture I have seen. Even when I look at the moon in my telescope, it is black and white.
Oxygen is lighter than dirt, therefore it would rise out of the soil. Simple common sense.
You are aware that the earths crust is mainly oxygen as well?


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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-11-2010, 12:57 AM

I think we should be told how much oxygen cheese has.





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You are aware that the earths crust is mainly oxygen as well?
You are aware that gravity (i.e. Satan's pull towards Hell at the center of the Earth) is 1/6 as strong on the Moon than on Earth? It is therefore easier for oxygen to rise out of the lunar regolith.

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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-11-2010, 04:28 AM

It's like the whole "the earth is round" lie. Clearly, when I look out my window - the earth is flat. Should I drop something on the ground, does it roll? Of course not. Why would it? The earth is flat, that's why.


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It's like the whole "the earth is round" lie. Clearly, when I look out my window - the earth is flat. Should I drop something on the ground, does it roll? Of course not. Why would it? The earth is flat, that's why.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-11-2010, 01:49 PM

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I am afraid, Sir, I am not homeschooled, because that is against the law here.
What sort of heathen place is it that makes home-schooling illegal? Massachusetts?
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-11-2010, 03:57 PM

IF (mighty if) the moon landing was correct and not a hoax as i believe it was, the astronauts where told to wear the helmets and suits because it was so cold they would instantly die (freeze to death).

But from a scientific point of view, i really doubt (as do many others ) that the moon landing was real in the first place. I mean... ok you can go there, but how can you get back? Like what... make a spring and let it shoot you back to earth lol?
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-11-2010, 04:10 PM

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What sort of heathen place is it that makes home-schooling illegal? Massachusetts?
Don't discount the hippy-liberal elitist God-haters in Los Angeles or San Francisco. It's too bad that a city that was named "The City of Angels" in Mexican has turned into such a city of demons.

As far as what the moon is made out of, since it is the "lesser light," wouldn't it make sense that the moon is simply made out of the same light that God used to make the sun? This is obviously a question for greater spiritual minds than my own, but that was just an idea I had.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-11-2010, 08:09 PM

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No, Sir, the heathen place is called Germany. It is not my fault, I was born into it.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-11-2010, 09:31 PM

I think that the scriptures are pretty obvious in what they say. The sun the moon are lights. We all know that fire produces light and the sun is orange like fire. So logically, the sun must be a giant circle made of fire. But the moon is not orange, it is white. Therefore, it must be a giant mirror place in the sky by god to light the earth when the sun is behind us. Its only common sense.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-13-2010, 06:46 AM

Anyone can walk out their front door at night, look into the sky and see for themselves the moon is CLEARLY made out of Swiss cheese.

I can just see GOD and JESUS float by every now and then and take a bite or a slice for their Ham and Swiss sammiches on Rye. I bet it's delicious since GOD made it and HE'S perfect! GLORY!





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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-13-2010, 06:03 PM

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Germany has changed a bit since 1935, but it is still not a perfect place to be a true Christian.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-13-2010, 06:19 PM

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Germany has changed a bit since 1935, but it is still not a perfect place to be a true Christian.
I have to say that my father didn't talk much about his life in Germany. The family first moved to Argentina (1944) and then to America where he continued in medical research. Occassionally some old friends of his would drop by and talk about some experiments they had hoped to complete but got interrupted because of the allies. My father died before I had the chance to discuss it with him.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 01-13-2010, 06:36 PM

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I have to say that my father didn't talk much about his life in Germany. The family first moved to Argentina (1944) and then to America where he continued in medical research. Occassionally some old friends of his would drop by and talk about some experiments they had hoped to complete but got interrupted because of the allies. My father died before I had the chance to discuss it with him.
I'm afraid, Sir, I don't know much about Science and medicine.
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Default Re: Is the Moon really made out of cheese? - 02-12-2010, 07:14 PM

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No disrespect but....
you're making good people look like complete retards, good job...

Good non saved are by default, retarded. Once they become saved, they will be enlightened by the Lord's Will and Direction.

Except for True Retards. God has plans for them.

Oh, and jews. They can't be saved.
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