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Default Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) - 04-25-2010, 05:48 PM

Praise Jesus, I knew that it was all a big misunderstanding.
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Default Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) - 04-25-2010, 07:34 PM

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Sir you have been cleared.
As to Rev. Rodimer well lets just as that I possess 75 signed affidavits of truckers stretching from Indiana to Maine. The so called new article that was posted is well a forgery . I checked with the North Salem PD, no such report was filed, I checked with the Indianapolis PD same results. Fell free to verify it for your self.
Mr. Diamond, I was happy to help in your procurement of the affidavits.

The special items you requested should be delivered late Monday night/Tuesday morning, around 1 AM. I can meet you in the Freehold warehouse district to offload.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) - 04-25-2010, 09:44 PM

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Mr. Diamond, I was happy to help in your procurement of the affidavits.

The special items you requested should be delivered late Monday night/Tuesday morning, around 1 AM. I can meet you in the Freehold warehouse district to offload.
Sir, thank you very much for your help, as well as Mr Dewitt's. I have enclosed a letter with my findings to Pastor Ezekiel and noted your help in the matter.

I am amazed by the connections that you two have. Your trucking empire and Mr. Dewitt's connections with the shipping yard's in New York leave me some what speechless.
During my investigation I found that the wealth you two have amassed is greater than that of many small island nations. Yours from being a trader at the Amex and trucking. Mr Dewitt achieved his through a relative of his wives, I believe it was an uncle by the name of John G . I would say that business ventures with Mr Dewitt are a sure thing, NOTHING can stick to him, almost like his suit is coated with Teflon. I will meet you Tuesday around 1 am.
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Exclamation Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) - 07-01-2010, 05:51 AM

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ATTENTION: If you are not a True Christian™, then you have no business reading this thread. Get thee hence right now!



Brothers and sisters in Christ, I need to get a few things clarified, because there have been plenty of nasty rumors and vicious gossip going around about some recent goings-on in my life.

First off, my recent purchases of Buddhist artifacts is nothing to be alarmed about. My collection is extensive, but they are for research purposes only. The fact that I am having a 5,000 square foot addition built on my estate to house my collection is none of the congregation's business! I am your pastor! You are in no position to question me!

Secondly, my recent trip to South Asia was to rent boy brothels in Thailand (the better to bring them to Christ's Love), NOT to monasteries in Nepal and Tibet to study Buddhism. I am NOT converting to Buddhism, though I am beginning to see that Buddha's teachings are not wholly incompatible with the Holy Bible. The Dalai Llama is a great man, I don't care what you small minded fools think!

I am SICK AND TIRED of all you so-called True Christians™ spreading LIES about me. I am the most popular pastor Freehold has ever known, and I will NOT stand by and see my name dragged through the mud. ESPECIALLY by the likes of a certain female loud-mouth named "sister" Talitha, who runs a professional dominatrix business on the side, and by the likes of one "Brother" Larry Lee, who runs a dating service for old men looking for teenage girls RIGHT HERE IN FREEHOLD! You people have no right to be gossiping about me!

These personal attacks on me have got to stop, people. It's bad for Freehold, bad for Landover Baptist, and it's especially bad for the image of Christianity.

And by the way, it's potentially bad for you personally.
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study?????

More like Putting his bird in little thai boys bootyholes.


I cant believe you people believe this guys load of crap. It is blatantly obviously that all the money you have been donating to this "church" has been used send these "pastors" on missions to thailand to have sex with little boys and take them back to america to house them in his new expansion. how the hell can a pastor afford some shit like that unless they are stealing money.

I feel sorry for all of you ignorant racist rednecks you are all getting scammed. May the real god save your soul the dark lord Barney.
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Default Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) - 07-01-2010, 05:57 AM

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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study?????

More like Putting his bird in little thai boys bootyholes.


I cant believe you people believe this guys load of crap. It is blatantly obviously that all the money you have been donating to this "church" has been used send these "pastors" on missions to thailand to have sex with little boys and take them back to america to house them in his new expansion. how the hell can a pastor afford some shit like that unless they are stealing money.

I feel sorry for all of you ignorant racist rednecks you are all getting scammed. May the real god save your soul the dark lord Barney.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzo0iHrivVQ
Your lies and libel against Pastor Flint have been noted. I have no doubt you will be expecting a letter from one of his joo lawyers.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Exclamation Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) - 07-01-2010, 06:09 AM

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Your lies and libel against Pastor Flint have been noted. I have no doubt you will be expecting a letter from one of his joo lawyers.
kinda funny how a bigot, sexist, self hating, anti - Semites still have JEW lawyers. and wanna know what i think of pastor flint??? niggas gay.
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Default Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) - 07-01-2010, 09:05 AM

I highly doubt a person of his status would ever do such a thing.
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Default Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) - 07-01-2010, 10:22 AM

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niggas gay.
This is the kind of phrase that I don't think I would ever be comfortable saying, especially in Chicago, now that they can carry guns.


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Default Re: All The Nasty Rumors About Pastor Ezekiel (me) - 07-01-2010, 03:47 PM

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I cant believe you people believe this guys load of crap. It is blatantly obviously that all the money you have been donating to this "church" has been used send these "pastors" on missions to thailand to have sex with little boys and take them back to america to house them in his new expansion. how the hell can a pastor afford some shit like that unless they are stealing money.
God will smite you.

Daddy and I are happy to send our 10% and a little extra off to Landover as instructed.

Clearly Pastor Zeke has been using it to provide meat in his house. He is the Pastor and is only following scripture.

Malachi 3:10 (King James Version)
10 Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.


Who do you think you are to come here and question the scriptures?


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14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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