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Default please read - 05-12-2008, 05:52 AM

hello, i was browsing your forums and i had to speak. i have been raised baptist all my life. i have always spoken my mind and i will do so now as well.

How in the name of God in heaven above could anyone on the face of this planet be as ignorant, closed minded, pompus, and overall racist facist slobs as you? it is documented proof that over the years the bible has been rewriten and re worded to fit the times of humans, the words we read today are the words of previous religious leaders, not God himself. if you cant see that then feel free to stab yourselves in the neck repeatedly to save us from yourself. human stupidity is rising as you good people are all the proof humanity needs. you people have more skeletons in your closet, more secrets, more perversions than any others on the planet. and i hope you feel both ashamed and disgusting when you think of it. you are the people who start the cult that twist the minds of humans, you are the people who beat your wives, beat your children, and then drink to forget it. i have my morals and i stand by them and i cannot allow such arrogance and perversion to continue without me speaking.

and now if you have read this far, this is where i get mean....

anyone who beats their wife of child is a pussy, you have to beat the weak to feel strong. let me know and i'll stomp you into the pavement. you exile and harass anyone that is homosexual, or in any way different than you....let me know and i'll beat you into the pavement. I am southern bred and southern raised and by the grace of God Himself in Heaven i will not stand for this. you bunch of low life, self centered arrogant assholes. go hide behind your false words of faith and so help me when it is time for your judgement in Heaven may you be cast into the deepest levels of hell reserved only for you sad piffles. go piffle yourselves you cooters and have a great piffleing day. oh and by the way, anyone can act big and tough and say all the shit they want over the internet, if you disagree with me and want to tell me then call me, e-mail me, get in touch with me in any way and i'll be happy to meet you wherever you want and we'll see how much shit you talk when i get that jaw of yours wired shut ok? talk shit over the internet, anyone brave enough to say it to my face and be a damn man about it i will respect and actually listen to. if your not one of those men and your just a sad little boy then shut the piffle up and stick your head farther up your own ass ok? i am a homosexual, i'm a pervert, i dont have unmarried sex and i dont drink or do drugs, but i'll defend the rights of the people that do with my own fists, my own blood, and my own life. if you think people dont deserve the rights to do those things then i'll take your own rights from you when i rip the blackened soul from your body.
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Default Re: please read - 05-12-2008, 06:23 AM

Friend, Jesus is not happy with your attitude towards Him. You may have been raised a Baptist, but it is a false one. In the same way that you have not bothered to read the Bible (KJV1611), you have not bothered to read the rules of our forum.

For an introduction on what it means to be a True Christian™, calm down and read the following:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...677#post168677


We are all about following the Bible (KJV1611) – which is the inspired word of God. You can join us as we have embarked on our program of Bible in a Year:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=45

Jesus will forgive you for your anger, hatred and failure to write in complete sentences, observe proper punctuation, and express you thoughts in proper grammar. You only have to accept Him as your Lord and Savior.

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Default Re: please read - 05-12-2008, 11:48 AM

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anyone who beats their wife or child is a pussy, you have to beat the weak to feel strong. let me know and i'll stomp you into the pavement.
This is directed at me, isn't it? Nobody calls me a cooter! Bring it!
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Default Re: please read - 05-12-2008, 12:35 PM

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hello, i was browsing your forums and i had to speak. i have been raised baptist all my life.

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It is documented proof that over the years the bible has been rewriten and re worded to fit the times of humans, the words we read today are the words of previous religious leaders, not God himself.

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How in Lords name do you call youself a Baptist woman I simply dont believe you lies.

You deni the Word of God you have clearly urned youself a place in Hell?

An beside yous is Greek. Ive never herd of anys Greek Baptists.




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Default Re: please read - 05-12-2008, 11:54 PM

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hello, i was browsing your forums and i had to speak. i have been raised baptist all my life. i have always spoken my mind and i will do so now as well.

How in the name of God in heaven above could anyone on the face of this planet be as ignorant, closed minded, pompus, and overall racist facist slobs as you? it is documented proof that over the years the bible has been rewriten and re worded to fit the times of humans, the words we read today are the words of previous religious leaders, not God himself. if you cant see that then feel free to stab yourselves in the neck repeatedly to save us from yourself. human stupidity is rising as you good people are all the proof humanity needs. you people have more skeletons in your closet, more secrets, more perversions than any others on the planet. and i hope you feel both ashamed and disgusting when you think of it. you are the people who start the cult that twist the minds of humans, you are the people who beat your wives, beat your children, and then drink to forget it. i have my morals and i stand by them and i cannot allow such arrogance and perversion to continue without me speaking.

and now if you have read this far, this is where i get mean....

anyone who beats their wife of child is a pussy, you have to beat the weak to feel strong. let me know and i'll stomp you into the pavement. you exile and harass anyone that is homosexual, or in any way different than you....let me know and i'll beat you into the pavement. I am southern bred and southern raised and by the grace of God Himself in Heaven i will not stand for this. you bunch of low life, self centered arrogant assholes. go hide behind your false words of faith and so help me when it is time for your judgement in Heaven may you be cast into the deepest levels of hell reserved only for you sad piffles. go piffle yourselves you cooters and have a great piffleing day. oh and by the way, anyone can act big and tough and say all the shit they want over the internet, if you disagree with me and want to tell me then call me, e-mail me, get in touch with me in any way and i'll be happy to meet you wherever you want and we'll see how much shit you talk when i get that jaw of yours wired shut ok? talk shit over the internet, anyone brave enough to say it to my face and be a damn man about it i will respect and actually listen to. if your not one of those men and your just a sad little boy then shut the piffle up and stick your head farther up your own ass ok? i am a homosexual, i'm a pervert, i dont have unmarried sex and i dont drink or do drugs, but i'll defend the rights of the people that do with my own fists, my own blood, and my own life. if you think people dont deserve the rights to do those things then i'll take your own rights from you when i rip the blackened soul from your body.
Friend, the amount of rage that you showed against a fellow Christian is appalling. You post something like that before you even get to know us. You didnt even give us a chance and I think you made Baby Jesus cry.

Jesus doesn`t hate you because you`re a homo. Our Saviour recognizes that you have demons in your ass. Now He also recognizes how those demons got in your ass friend. And personally so do we.

But Jesus commands us to show compassion; even to a filthy queer like yourself.

Why don`t you sit down and relax and get to know us. I know you`re feeling embarrassed (I would be too) but we`re really nice people.

How`s about you go out a post a contrition prayer directed at the good citizens of Landover. You can use this one if you want it...

O my God, I am heartily sorry for
having offended you, and I detest
all my sins, because of Your just
punishments, but most of all because
they offend You, my God, who are
all-good and deserving of all my love.
I firmly resolve, with the help of
Your grace, to sin no more
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Default Re: please read - 05-13-2008, 12:31 AM

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i'll take your own rights from you when i rip the blackened soul from your body.
You shouldn't be angry, friend. You should be rejoicing! Jesus died on the cross so that you can be saved from your sins. Don't you care about that?

Would you like to hear about how you can be saved?

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