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Re: Happy Earth Day. -
04-23-2007, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Lunar_seed
I hope all of you have a great Earth Day! Go ahead and give a great big hug to Gaia!
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You tree-hugging LIEberal hippies make me sick. Absolutely disgusting. Why don't you take a bath, get de-loused, get a haircut, and get a job? Why don't you get a job where you're producing something POSITIVE for society, like insurance policies, guns, office furniture, petroleum-based chemicals, or TPS Reports? I'm sick of your LIEberal hate, laziness, intollerance and negativity.
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Re: Happy Earth Day. -
04-23-2007, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
You tree-hugging LIEberal hippies make me sick. Absolutely disgusting. Why don't you take a bath, get de-loused, get a haircut, and get a job? Why don't you get a job where you're producing something POSITIVE for society, like insurance policies, guns, office furniture, petroleum-based chemicals, or TPS Reports? I'm sick of your LIEberal hate, laziness, intollerance and negativity.
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You can say that again Brother! The Lord is speaking through you.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: Happy Earth Day. -
04-23-2007, 05:21 PM
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But I liked the cute beagle.
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You mean this monstrous image?
Listen.
God never liked beagles and He never will.
They are not particularly godly and bear the same name as the least christian ship of all time - HMS Beagle.
The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
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Re: Happy Earth Day. -
04-23-2007, 08:44 PM
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You mean this monstrous image?
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Then why did you pick such an un-Godly image?
You pray...I dance naked in the forest
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Re: Happy Earth Day. -
04-23-2007, 10:07 PM
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Then why did you pick such an un-Godly image?
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Back then, I haven't really been a Christian. I was one of those who believe but aren't willing to go further. Today, however, I met Jesus in person and I am a completely new person, a born-again, if you will.
I am willing to do anything for Jesus and his Godly Church. I will spread His Word with all my powers, I will make sure that everyone hears the inspiring sound of the gospels.
This is a new Tommy, you're talking to. The old one was a center-centered, rather humanistic person of mild faith. From now on, you can call me a fundi!
The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
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Re: Happy Earth Day. -
04-23-2007, 10:11 PM
Well congratulations my FUNI friend! I hope baby Jesus touches you in all the right places!
Moon
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Re: Happy Earth Day. -
04-23-2007, 10:42 PM
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Well congratulations my FUNI friend! I hope baby Jesus touches you in all the right places!
Moon
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Thank you very much. I hope Jesus touches you in all the right places too - your gentle heart and your vulnerable soul - although a brief touch anywhere on the body (even by Jesus' clothes) suffices:
For she said within herself, If I may but touch his garment, I shall be whole.
Matthew 9,21
And besought him that they might only touch the hem of his garment: and as many as touched were made perfectly whole.
Matthew 14:36
This is where it gets cooler. Jesus' touch doesn't only make you see the Truth - it can also heal:
And Jesus put forth his hand, and touched him, saying, I will; be thou clean. And immediately his leprosy was cleansed.
Matthew 8:3
So Jesus had compassion on them, and touched their eyes: and immediately their eyes received sight, and they followed him.
Matthew 20,34
The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
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Re: Happy Earth Day. -
04-23-2007, 11:00 PM
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Frankly we are praying you stop going about you unpleasant fantasies about Brother Prune working on the shrubbery of your "secret garden". That is just sick woman.
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Dear gods, BJ, would you stop??
Just how many times on the one forum are you going to accuse me of having fantasies of Brother Prune???
Is it my fault that his name happens to be so very like that of a small, wrinkled fruit (which helps the digestive process...bet Pastor Al would agree!)?? Well? Is it???
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Happy Earth Day. -
04-24-2007, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by tommy
Thank you very much. I hope Jesus touches you in all the right places too - your gentle heart and your vulnerable soul - although a brief touch anywhere on the body (even by Jesus' clothes) suffices:
For she said within herself, If I may but touch his garment, I shall be whole.
Matthew 9,21
And besought him that they might only touch the hem of his garment: and as many as touched were made perfectly whole.
Matthew 14:36
This is where it gets cooler. Jesus' touch doesn't only make you see the Truth - it can also heal:
And Jesus put forth his hand, and touched him, saying, I will; be thou clean. And immediately his leprosy was cleansed.
Matthew 8:3
So Jesus had compassion on them, and touched their eyes: and immediately their eyes received sight, and they followed him.
Matthew 20,34
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HALLELUJAH!!! Jesus is speaking through Tommy on this day!! GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Happy Earth Day. -
04-24-2007, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
You tree-hugging LIEberal hippies make me sick. Absolutely disgusting. Why don't you take a bath, get de-loused, get a haircut, and get a job? Why don't you get a job where you're producing something POSITIVE for society, like insurance policies, guns, office furniture, petroleum-based chemicals, or TPS Reports? I'm sick of your LIEberal hate, laziness, intollerance and negativity.
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If you're spewing your conservative hate, we have a right to show our liberal hate. Everything's fair then.
"A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."
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Re: Happy Earth Day. -
04-24-2007, 01:44 AM
Here are some wonderful suggestions on saving resources from that rocket scientist, Sheryl Crow.
While touring to promote converting food crops to biodiesel -- a lovely idea in itself, because who needs food? -- Crow made these brilliant suggestions:
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Earlier during the tour, Crow had suggested that people should be banned from using too much toilet paper.
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," she wrote on her Biodiesel Bus Blog.
"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting," she suggested.
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required," she wrote.
Crow also commented that paper serviettes "represent the height of wastefulness" and that she'd designed a "dining sleeve" that's detachable and can be replaced with another 'dining sleeve' once you've used it to wipe your mouth.
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Apparently, Ms. Crow is not a fan of hygiene, nor has she heard of such things as cloth napkins. They're washable, I hear.
Then again, liberals typically wipe their mouths on their sleeves, don't they? Noses, too.
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Re: Happy Earth Day. -
04-24-2007, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Filthy harlot! Brother OYK and I are the most positive, happy-go-lucky Men you'll ever meet. We smile even when we are rebuking unsaved trash like you. We smile because we have Jesus on our side!! JESUS!! Do you hear me!!???? Jesus CHRIST who temporarily suffered and died on the CROSS to wash away our SINS!! GLOOOORRRY!! We smile because we have JESUS!! JESUS!! Do hear!!?? I feel that honeypot just turning over in my soul RIGHT NOW!! GLORY!!! Jesus makes us smile all day and all night! AMEN!! THANK you Jesus for giving me a smile! Thank you for giving brother OYK a smile!! GLORY!!
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Um...Zeke? There's no way giving an evil self righteous cackle while rubbing your hands together gleefully can be called a smile.
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