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Re: 42 -
04-25-2007, 02:13 PM
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That Im not english infuences my writing
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We all assumed that you are using narcotics from the way you talk. Either that or one of those retardeds.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 42 -
04-25-2007, 03:54 PM
"retardeds" ?
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Re: 42 -
04-29-2007, 01:03 AM
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Im not a follower of satan, im a christian, and if you dont beleve that, be my guest.
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No, you're our guest. Not the other way round.
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Originally Posted by Lord Lucifer
That Im not english infuences my writing
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And the fact that you're not a real Christian "infuences" your chances of going to Heaven. It doesn't "infuence" them for the better, either.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: 42 -
04-29-2007, 09:18 AM
Wow, you realy know how to talk about nothing, do you?
Sorry, but that last post of yours realy didnt say anything at all. The firts thing is your idea of a joke, and the second part states the oubvious.
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Re: 42 -
04-29-2007, 10:15 AM
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Wow, you realy know how to talk about nothing, do you?
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OK, let's talk about Jesus instead. When was the last time you did something for Jesus, instead of wasting His precious bandwidth?
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Re: 42 -
04-29-2007, 12:26 PM
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Wow, you realy know how to talk about nothing, do you?
Sorry, but that last post of yours realy didnt say anything at all. The firts thing is your idea of a joke, and the second part states the oubvious.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I wish I could make posts as meaningful and wise as this:
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"retardeds" ?
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The first part is stating the obvious, but an obvious fact you seem oblivious of - you are our guest, and an exceptionally bad-mannered one at that. What must your parents think? And the second part was pointing out that, since you're not a True Christian™, you're going to Hell. I'm glad to see that you acknowledge it to be obvious, now do you intend to do anything about it?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: 42 -
04-30-2007, 09:42 AM
What second part, its one word! Are you hallucinating or something?
And that one word was a reply, he is going on about my spelling, while his isnt wonderfull either.
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Re: 42 -
04-30-2007, 10:02 AM
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What second part, its one word! Are you hallucinating or something?
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I was replying to this mormonic post of yours:
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Sorry, but that last post of yours realy didnt say anything at all. The firts thing is your idea of a joke, and the second part states the oubvious.
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In which you talk about a post of mine, which you described as having two parts. I was defending each part in turn. Why do you find basic thinking skills so difficult? Was your mother kicked in the stomach by a horse while pregnant with you or something?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: 42 -
04-30-2007, 10:24 AM
Well, its good to hear that you finally decided Im not the incarnation of satan or one of he demons and that I have a mother.
Next time, make clear which post you meant because if you place your comment below the wrong quote it gets kinda hard to see which one you mean.
My post at least was a reply to yours, while that one only was a combination of insults (as usual) and completely unrelated babling about going to heaven. What the hell does my spelling have to do with going to heaven?!
O, and the guest part. Im not denying that I am your guest, but if you go on about a failed joke i dont see your point. Of course it can be meant not to be a joke but in that case your english is much worse then mine.
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Re: 42 -
04-30-2007, 09:50 PM
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What the hell does my spelling have to do with going to heaven?!
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So you think 'Christian' and 'english' (or 'spelling') is the same word now?
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And the fact that you're not a real Christian "infuences" your chances of going to Heaven. It doesn't "infuence" them for the better, either.
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So lucy, either you're daft beyond human comprehension..
Or you're not only daft, but have poor eyesight as well..
Now let's do what brother Prune said..
Let's talk about Jesus instead, what do you do for Jesus?
Where are your works, friend?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: 42 -
04-30-2007, 09:56 PM
42
4+2=SIX
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man;
and his number is Six hundred threescore and six
Revelation 13:18.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: 42 -
04-30-2007, 09:59 PM
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Now let's do what brother Prune said..
Let's talk about Jesus instead, what do you do for Jesus?
Where are your works, friend?
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His works would appear to consist of making deliberately obtuse statements in order to get honest True Christians™ bogged down in insanely repetitive arguments, thus taking up massive amounts of their time and preventing them from getting on with doing anything useful like going out and executing witches and sodomites for Jesus. Since he believes that GOD wants witches, sodomites and blasphemers to live, he probably honestly believes that this imbecilic behaviour will get him into Heaven. Boy, does he have a surprise waiting for him...
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: 42 -
04-30-2007, 10:07 PM
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His works would appear to consist of making deliberately obtuse statements in order to get honest True Christians™ bogged down in insanely repetitive arguments, thus taking up massive amounts of their time and preventing them from getting on with doing anything useful like going out and executing witches and sodomites for Jesus. Since he believes that GOD wants witches, sodomites and blasphemers to live, he probably honestly believes that this imbecilic behaviour will get him into Heaven. Boy, does he have a surprise waiting for him...
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Indeed he will..
As this behaviour hardly counts as putting in work for Jesus, as we here at LBC do.
The buffoon do the works of his father instead, the one his name tells of:
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do.
He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him.
When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
John 8:44
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: 42 -
05-03-2007, 07:44 PM
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So you think 'Christian' and 'english' (or 'spelling') is the same word now?
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Nope, thats what you said, read your post man!
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Re: 42 -
05-03-2007, 10:01 PM
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Nope, thats what you said, read your post man!
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I pointed out the fact that you weren't a real Christian, and that meant you weren't going to Heaven.
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
And the fact that you're not a real Christian "infuences" your chances of going to Heaven. It doesn't "infuence" them for the better, either.
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You ignored the fact that I was talking about your Christianity (or lack thereof), and started spewing filth about your abysmal spelling.
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Originally Posted by Lord Lucifer
What the hell does my spelling have to do with going to heaven?!
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You have something very seriously wrong with you.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: 42 -
05-04-2007, 10:08 AM
You mean that im rational enough to see that spelling isnt the thing you're going to be judged by?
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Re: 42 -
05-04-2007, 01:56 PM
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You mean that im rational enough to see that spelling isnt the thing you're going to be judged by?
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"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18
Don't come in here mocking Christ!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 42 -
05-08-2007, 11:36 PM
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You mean that im rational enough to see that spelling isnt the thing you're going to be judged by?
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No, I mean that you are rational enough that you realised you were losing an argument about why you were bound to Hell, and saw that you could distract people by starting an unspeakably dull argument about your spelling, presumably in the hope of boring me into putting my head through my monitor. Nice try, demon.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: 42 -
05-08-2007, 11:50 PM
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No, I mean that you are rational enough that you realised you were losing an argument about why you were bound to Hell, and saw that you could distract people by starting an unspeakably dull argument about your spelling, presumably in the hope of boring me into putting my head through my monitor. Nice try, demon.
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Praise Jesus for your new, head-proof LCD monitor!
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Re: 42 -
05-14-2007, 01:53 AM
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and how is a Sci-fi tale that is basically an allegory for England in the late '70s going to help you friend? Only the Bible can do that. Look friend, this who thing about other worlds and alien races is utter nonsense; the stars are nothing more than fixtures in the firmament, that is all. Little lights to make the night sky look pretty.
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I find it interesting how you would call this wholly remarkable book an allegory for England. Have you ever read this book, moreover, do you even comprehend the definiton of "allegory"?
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