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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT - 07-05-2010, 01:16 AM

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By teaching your children that the Earth is round, you are teaching them that the Bible is not the inerrant Word of God™. Your children will go to Hell because you lied to them. You will be burning in Hell right next to your children, and you will have to look them in their smoldering, weeping eyes, knowing it is your fault that you are all burning and being sodomized by demons. How will that feel, doubter?
Who are you to pass judgement onto others? Do you believe yourself equal with God? What does the Bible say about lying by the way?
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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT - 07-05-2010, 01:22 AM

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Who are you to pass judgement onto others? Do you believe yourself equal with God? What does the Bible say about lying by the way?
According to God's word, we are supposed to judge foul sinners such as yourself.
Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.


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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT - 07-05-2010, 01:26 AM

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Who are you to pass judgement onto others?
Who am I? I am Billy Bob and I am righteous to judge others, according to God:
Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

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Do you believe yourself equal with God?
Of course not, don't be silly. Can I perform miracles?

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What does the Bible say about lying by the way?
You are the one teaching your children that the Bible is false. I don't lie. Ever. I have never lied, ever in my life, and I never will. Except when I was a teenager and used to masturbate, but that is another story. You are the liar. You are a foul mouthed, black hearted liar, who teaches that the Bible is false and the Earth is round.

But since you asked, this is an example of what the Bible says about lying,

Exodus 20:16 (King James Version)

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Unsaved scum? I'm not surprised to be honest. This is the kind of response you people usually give when you can't find a counterarguement. And why are you so afraid of people actually debating this? If you are so convinced that the theories of the "Rev." are completely true, then please, convince the rest of us as well. I don't see how anyone could call this science, but I will respect that that is how you view it. Science is trying to make paper stick to a balloon. Sending a satellite into space is mumbo jumbo.
The only fear we have in us is the righteous fear of God. Also, I don't set the rules for this forum. I just abide by them. It is a shame that you are far too rebellious to respect something so simple.

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I would very much like you to answer my question though, how do you think your little balloon and ball compares to the weight of the earth itself? Do you think it would be logical if those objects would actually defeat the gravity of the earth?
I have already explained that what you call "gravity" is in fact Universal Acceleration. What part of Earth accelerating 'upward' at a constant rate of 1g (9.8m/sec^2). This produces the effect commonly referred to as "gravity", don't you get? WHY it matters to you so much the weight of things, I don't know. A fat person for example can walk around this flat earth just as easily as can a thin person. Why are you such a bigot?

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And since you are being so rude to me, allow me to counter back: I think it is absolutely horrifying that you are teaching your children to believe the earth is flat.
I don't have any children and such a trivial matter as how much the earth weighs does not even fathom into the teachings of my Gals 4 God Camp. We have higher priorities than hooliganism of jumping up and down on airplanes and such.
You critter, have been rude from the get go. I gave you a chance in our first interaction to do the right thing and you flouted.

You are nothing but a disrespectful little twerp.

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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT - 07-05-2010, 01:30 AM

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According to God's word, we are supposed to judge foul sinners such as yourself.
Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

I seem to remember the Bible saying that the Lord will return to the earth and pass judgement. Yet it seems like you people believe yourself worthy of fullfilling this in his place. If that is not blasphemy, I don't know what is.

But anyways, I never meant for this to be turned into a bunch of people saying "NO YOU" at each other. I would very much like some responses to my earlier post regarding the three "experiments" from the opening post. I think you can find it at page 21. Although I don't expect anyone to actually comment on this, blatantly ignoring what you can not discredit seems more to your liking.
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I seem to remember the Bible saying that the Lord will return to the earth and pass judgement. Yet it seems like you people believe yourself worthy of fullfilling this in his place. If that is not blasphemy, I don't know what is.

But anyways, I never meant for this to be turned into a bunch of people saying "NO YOU" at each other. I would very much like some responses to my earlier post regarding the three "experiments" from the opening post. I think you can find it at page 21. Although I don't expect anyone to actually comment on this, blatantly ignoring what you can not discredit seems more to your liking.
Cite scripture from the KJV1611 to back your claims.

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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT - 07-05-2010, 01:40 AM

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By teaching your children that the Earth is round, you are teaching them that the Bible is not the inerrant Word of God™. Your children will go to Hell because you lied to them. You will be burning in Hell right next to your children, and you will have to look them in their smoldering, weeping eyes, knowing it is your fault that you are all burning and being sodomized by demons. How will that feel, doubter?
no children will go to hell since it does exist and if it did exist then it sounds like a better place then heaven considering god killed everyone with a flood, satan didnt kill everyone now did he (he noticed the problem with gods idea and decided against it and then god being a dictator chose to send him to the place you call "hell")

the bible is wrong (since its all just made up my people anyway, we're good liars you know) there is no god (any halfwit would have figured out since some omniscient being in the sky that is all knowing means we wouldn't have free will and therefore wouldn't be able to challenge him since he controls everything if he knows everything then according to that no rules would be broken) and the earth is round we have MOTHERpiffleING SCIENTIFIC PROOF NOW STOP piffleING ARGUING OVER THIS MOTHERpiffleING BULLSHIT you guys are piffleing brainwashed hippies who have no idea what the piffle they are talking about

you people some day are gonna say to people honestly the earth is flat and people are going to piffleing laugh at you for being such gullible motherpiffleers (which by the way gullible isnt in the dictionary)

overall you people need to piffleing take a chill pill and realize that the bible is a GUIDELINE it is not meant to be taken LITERALLY as well

i do not hate you nor feel the need to change you since Jesus did say
"LOVE YOUR ENEMIES" something you people fail to understand with all your blatant racist remarks (that you are unaware of yes i saw the map calling people sand nigras and chinks) and calling obama a nazi and what not...


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I seem to remember the Bible saying that the Lord will return to the earth and pass judgement. Yet it seems like you people believe yourself worthy of fullfilling this in his place. If that is not blasphemy, I don't know what is.
I quoted the Holy Bible, the word of God, and there it says that we are supposed to judge others. If you disagree then give me one verse where it says that judging others is considered blasphemy.


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no children will go to hell since it does exist and if it did exist then it sounds like a better place then heaven considering god killed everyone with a flood, satan didnt kill everyone now did he (he noticed the problem with gods idea and decided against it and then god being a dictator chose to send him to the place you call "hell")

the bible is wrong (since its all just made up my people anyway, we're good liars you know) there is no god (any halfwit would have figured out since some omniscient being in the sky that is all knowing means we wouldn't have free will and therefore wouldn't be able to challenge him since he controls everything if he knows everything then according to that no rules would be broken) and the earth is round we have MOTHERpiffleING SCIENTIFIC PROOF NOW STOP piffleING ARGUING OVER THIS MOTHERpiffleING BULLSHIT you guys are piffleing brainwashed hippies who have no idea what the piffle they are talking about

you people some day are gonna say to people honestly the earth is flat and people are going to piffleing laugh at you for being such gullible motherpiffleers (which by the way gullible isnt in the dictionary)

overall you people need to piffleing take a chill pill and realize that the bible is a GUIDELINE it is not meant to be taken LITERALLY as well

i do not hate you nor feel the need to change you since Jesus did say
"LOVE YOUR ENEMIES" something you people fail to understand with all your blatant racist remarks (that you are unaware of yes i saw the map calling people sand nigras and chinks) and calling obama a nazi and what not...


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no children will go to hell since it does exist and if it did exist then it sounds like a better place then heaven considering god killed everyone with a flood, satan didnt kill everyone now did he (he noticed the problem with gods idea and decided against it and then god being a dictator chose to send him to the place you call "hell")

the bible is wrong (since its all just made up my people anyway, we're good liars you know) there is no god (any halfwit would have figured out since some omniscient being in the sky that is all knowing means we wouldn't have free will and therefore wouldn't be able to challenge him since he controls everything if he knows everything then according to that no rules would be broken) and the earth is round we have MOTHERpiffleING SCIENTIFIC PROOF NOW STOP piffleING ARGUING OVER THIS MOTHERpiffleING BULLSHIT you guys are piffleing brainwashed hippies who have no idea what the piffle they are talking about

you people some day are gonna say to people honestly the earth is flat and people are going to piffleing laugh at you for being such gullible motherpiffleers (which by the way gullible isnt in the dictionary)

overall you people need to piffleing take a chill pill and realize that the bible is a GUIDELINE it is not meant to be taken LITERALLY as well

i do not hate you nor feel the need to change you since Jesus did say
"LOVE YOUR ENEMIES" something you people fail to understand with all your blatant racist remarks (that you are unaware of yes i saw the map calling people sand nigras and chinks) and calling obama a nazi and what not...


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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT - 07-05-2010, 01:47 AM

I am saying to you, Brother John, that you are putting yourself in God's place by assuming it is your right to pass judgement onto others. The Bible says, like I've already mentioned, that the Lord will return to pass judgement among the righteous and the wicked. You are crossing over into a path I really do not think you will want to find yourself walking.

But enough of that. Like I said, I would like some responses to my post regarding the 3 experiments. It's on page 21. Please, let's try to stay objective here. If you are so sure that I am wrong, please present counter arguements, like mature people.
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I am saying to you, Brother John, that you are putting yourself in God's place by assuming it is your right to pass judgement onto others. The Bible says, like I've already mentioned, that the Lord will return to pass judgement among the righteous and the wicked. You are crossing over into a path I really do not think you will want to find yourself walking.
We have already shown you that we are commanded by God to judge. Are you denying that the Bible is the Word of God™? We have shown you scripture commanding us to judge. Are you saying that the Bible is false? By what standard do you judge, if not by the Bible? Are you some sort of foul heathen?


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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT - 07-05-2010, 01:59 AM

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And yet calling people unsaved scum and the like will lead to... what exactly?
thank you for that restatement but i dont think these people will ever understand that the earth is not flat because there skulls are as thick as walls and the only thing inside of them is a bible which is where all this "omniscient" information pours from
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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT - 07-05-2010, 02:00 AM

Could you please tell me who exactly has trademarked the Word of God? Blashpemy I say!

Anyways, I would once again like to request responses to my post on page 21, but like I said, you are all blatantly ignoring that like you do with anything you can not simply pass off as "foul" or "heathen". I really would like to hear some educated responses to this, if I am wrong, then by all means present arguements to support that.
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And yet calling people unsaved scum and the like will lead to... what exactly?
I approached you in a cordial and nice manner when you were 3 posts into your posting on this forum.

You ignored my pleasant request and now an additional (at least) 14 posts in still continue to do so by willfully flouting the forums rules, and have been rude to not only me, but also to my Brothers and Sisters in Christ, but also to God himself.

Now, unless you claim to have been Saved by the Lord Jesus Christ, you ARE UNSAVED SCUM.

You appear to have issue with the truth on MANY levels critter. All I can do is pray for you.

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Could you please tell me who exactly has trademarked the Word of God? Blashpemy I say!

Anyways, I would once again like to request responses to my post on page 21, but like I said, you are all blatantly ignoring that like you do with anything you can not simply pass off as "foul" or "heathen". I really would like to hear some educated responses to this, if I am wrong, then by all means present arguements to support that.
Why do you believe the earth is round when the Bible tells us it is flat.

Genesis 28:14 And thy seed shall be as the dust of the earth, and thou shalt spread abroad to the west, and to the east, and to the north, and to the south: and in thee and in thy seed shall all the families of the earth be blessed

If the earth was round, you would not have, west, east, north and south

Job 28:24 For he looketh to the ends of the earth, and seeth under the whole heaven
Job 38:13 That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?


Again the bible clearly says the ends of the earth. Does a ball have an end.

You have not read the Bible and accepted the Lord!


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Default Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT - 07-05-2010, 02:16 AM

It seems like avoiding the topic is exactly what you're after, drag it away, derail it completely. Kinda wondering how I have been rude to God though? And your Brothers and Sisters as you call them? No my dear, you were the one being rude to me. Ordering me to do this and that, calling me names. I would expect more mature behavior from someone who is actually a mother of 3 children, but judging by your responses here, this is about as mature as it is going to get.

Once more, I will urge you to glance at the post at page 21, and make a reply. It seems that you are unable to find any sort of counterarguement whatsoever. And so you revert naturally to your "holier than thou" attitude.
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If the earth was round, you would not have, west, east, north and south

Job 28:24 For he looketh to the ends of the earth, and seeth under the whole heaven
Job 38:13 That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of it?

Again the bible clearly says the ends of the earth. Does a ball have an end.
Why would it not have east, west, south and north if it was round? Being round has nothing to do with points of the compass my dear. I would really love to read the explanation to this one!


Where is the end of the earth then? Show me please.

You seem to take that extremely by the letter, assuming that it is meant as it is written. Asumptions are the singposts of an undisciplined mind.
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Kinda wondering how I have been rude to God though? And your Brothers and Sisters as you call them?
You are not accepting the word of the Lord.


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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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