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My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
03-29-2016, 07:03 AM
Hi everyone! My name is Yulenka. I'm a 10 year old girl, a person with asperger's syndrome. but more important, I'm Christian.
My church is the Westboro Baptist Church, Topeka, Kansas.
One of my favorite Bible passages is Matthew 22:13-14
"Then said the king to the servants, Bind him, hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into the outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. For many are called but few are chosen."
The majority of the whole humankind 4 hell
I really love the meaning of this passage because God will punish the wicked and all the human garbage will be finally tortured, bullied, and humiliated in the lake of fire for eternity. And of course, the justice of God is always a good reason to smile.
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
03-29-2016, 12:50 PM
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Hi everyone! My name is Yulenka. I'm a 10 year old girl,
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Hi sweetie! So you admit you lied when you registered and certified to be at least 18 years old. That's OK. This Church will still be here when you come back when you're 18.
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a person with asperger's syndrome. but more important, I'm Christian.
My church is the Westboro Baptist Church, Topeka, Kansas.
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Eww! They allow their women to speak in church!
1 Corinthians 14:34-35
34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
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One of my favorite Bible passages is Matthew 22:13-14
"Then said the king to the servants, Bind him, hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into the outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. For many are called but few are chosen."
The majority of the whole humankind 4 hell
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Amen! That's why God created Hell in the first place, anyway!
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I really love the meaning of this passage because God will punish the wicked and all the human garbage will be finally tortured, bullied, and humiliated in the lake of fire for eternity. And of course, the justice of God is always a good reason to smile.
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Well said, dear. You're very articulate for a girl, especially for a 10 years old girl. Or maybe you didn't lie about your age in the registration process, but you have now?
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
03-29-2016, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Yulenka O'Toole
a person with asperger's syndrome. but more important, I'm Christian
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That's impossible.
Sickness is a punishment for sinning (Genesis 12:17, Exodus 15:26, Deuteronomy 7:12-16).
If you are a Christian, then you are free of sin (1st John 1:7, Revelation 1:5, 1st John 3:9).
So being sick proves you are a sinner and not a Christian!
As was already shown by you lying about your age...
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
03-29-2016, 02:32 PM
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Or maybe you didn't lie about your age in the registration process, but you have now?
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I never lie. Your forum has no age restrictions certainly.
This is not a pornographic site or yes?
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Eww! They allow their women to speak in church!
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Of course Not! You must read our signs:
Our dear Steve Drain has signs to everything. I'm just an innocent Christian girl trying to make new Christian friends.
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So being sick proves you are a sinner and not a Christian
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I have the blessing of God certainly. Asperger's is a form of autism that actually makes you smarter than the rest of the human trash.
Remember, the heroic young Christian Adam Lanza was a person with aspergers syndrome. And he bravely sacrificed his own life and killed a bunch of horrible brats to defend his Christian beliefs. Let's show a little respect!!!
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
03-29-2016, 04:39 PM
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I have the blessing of God certainly. Asperger's is a form of autism that actually makes you smarter than the rest of the human trash.
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Nonsense. The Holy Bible tells us Jesus blesses us with wisdom (Proverbs 3:13-18), not intelligence. Wisdom includes knowing that being smart will only trip you up when it comes to faith (1 Corinthians 1:18). The two are not compatible. Indeed, the LORD warns us against trusting our own intelligence (Proverbs 3:5). You might find the following publication helpful, God HATES Rational Thinking!
When you've decided to embrace Jesus and reject the autism, we'd be happy to fellowship with you and celebrate the Good News that few are called, and that Jesus created an everlasting Hell for those who refuse to love Him appropriately!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
03-29-2016, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Yulenka O'Toole
Hi everyone! My name is Yulenka. I'm a 10 year old girl, a person with asperger's syndrome. but more important, I'm Christian.
My church is the Westboro Baptist Church, Topeka, Kansas.
One of my favorite Bible passages is Matthew 22:13-14
"Then said the king to the servants, Bind him, hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into the outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. For many are called but few are chosen."
The majority of the whole humankind 4 hell
I really love the meaning of this passage because God will punish the wicked and all the human garbage will be finally tortured, bullied, and humiliated in the lake of fire for eternity. And of course, the justice of God is always a good reason to smile.
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Welcome Dear Yarmulka! Always a pleasure to see young folk back at church!
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
03-29-2016, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Yulenka O'Toole
Hi everyone! My name is Yulenka. I'm a 10 year old girl, a person with asperger's syndrome. but more important, I'm Christian.
My church is the Westboro Baptist Church, Topeka, Kansas.
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Westboro does not do pedo-baptisms, so you're not a Christian.
You have demons of confusion in your head and therefore will have to have them prayed away and driven out before becoming a Christian.
I suspect that if anyone told you about Jesus, you would either scream at them or start counting to dots on the wallpaper.
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
03-30-2016, 09:20 PM
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Welcome Dear Yarmulka! Always a pleasure to see young folk back at church!
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Thanks for the friendly welcome.
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When you've decided to embrace Jesus and reject the autism, we'd be happy to fellowship with you and celebrate the Good News that few are called, and that Jesus created an everlasting Hell for those who refuse to love Him appropriately!
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I suspect that if anyone told you about Jesus, you would either scream at them or start counting to dots on the wallpaper.
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As you can see in my profile pic, I have a leather head harness with ball gag and other artifacts to control my tantrums, shouts, screeches, and the blood curdling screams. So I'm not a nuisance to my family and the congregation of my Church.
I was exorcised years ago, This is the method used by [REFERENCE TO PERVERSION EXPERTS REMOVED BY MODERATOR]:
[REMOVAL OF DWARF/ANIMAL PORN]
Nevertheless, I'm still autistic. So we can only assume God has a plan for me.
Maybe I'm destined to be the female Adam Lanza.
He was an aspie, so I'm considered a blessed girl in the congregation Now.
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Reason: No one is interested in dwarf / animal pornography, dear
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
03-31-2016, 12:32 AM
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I never lie. Your forum has no age restrictions certainly.
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Who may register? Anyone who certifies that they are at least eighteen years of age on the day of registration and has read and agrees to the Terms of Service. Your completed registration constitutes your affirmation that you qualify for membership as stated above. Sorry, minors under eighteen and unsaved, unwelcome. SHOO DEMON!
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Do you "read" the Bible the same way you "read" the terms of service you agree to?
God has a special place in for you, then.
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This is not a pornographic site or yes?
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No, sweetie, but we do not wish to be in the company of temper-tantrum throwing cry-babies (like yourself)
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Of course Not! You must read our signs:
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Your false church allowed this ugly woman to speak:
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Our dear Steve Drain has signs to everything. I'm just an innocent Christian girl trying to make new Christian friends.
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That's OK. Just repent for lying and accept Jesus into your dark ugly heart, and He will love you and so will we.
I will pray for you.
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As you can see in my profile pic, I have a leather head harness with ball gag and other artifacts to control my tantrums, shouts, screeches, and the blood curdling screams.
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Unfortunately, it doesn't look like it's working.
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Nevertheless, I'm still autistic. So we can only assume God has a plan for me.
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Pray harder, sweetheart.
James 5:14-16
14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
If God hasn't healed you yet, that means He doesn't listen to your prayers because you're a sinner:
John 9:31 Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.
Repent for your sins, honey. Jesus will forgive you everything except for a blasphemy against the Holy Ghost, so unless you've done that, too, there still is a Path to Salvation™ for you.
Matthew 12:32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the [world] to come.
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
03-31-2016, 02:33 AM
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Nevertheless, I'm still autistic. So we can only assume God has a plan for me.
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Probably to show His Glory as you roast in the fiery pits of Hell (Proverbs 16:4).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
04-02-2016, 12:28 AM
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Who may register? Anyone who certifies that they are at least eighteen years of age on the day of registration and has read and agrees to the Terms of Service. Your completed registration constitutes your affirmation that you qualify for membership as stated above. Sorry, minors under eighteen and unsaved, unwelcome. SHOO DEMON!
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Too bad! You will not find that text in the registration process:
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Where is that text? It's your fault guys.
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James 5:14-16
14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.
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I'm not sick. I enjoy good health. Autism is just a lifestyle choice.
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
04-02-2016, 02:27 AM
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Too bad! You will not find that text in the registration process:
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Where is that text? It's your fault guys.
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I'm not sick. I enjoy good health. Autism is just a lifestyle choice.
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Sweetie, your posts clearly indicate that you're severely retarded. If you pray to Jesus very hard, maybe He can take that away.
This book might help:
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
04-03-2016, 11:39 AM
Sorry Yulenka, but you and I won't be Skyping any time soon.
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
04-19-2016, 06:51 AM
Is one plus one real? What is the number of satan?
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
04-23-2016, 07:54 PM
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Hi everyone! My name is Yulenka. I'm a 10 year old girl, a person with asperger's syndrome. but more important, I'm Christian.
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Hi and welcome! I have Asperger's too.
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My church is the Westboro Baptist Church, Topeka, Kansas.
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Well, that's a little disturbing...Don't you know about the hateful things people at your church do?
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One of my favorite Bible passages is Matthew 22:13-14
"Then said the king to the servants, Bind him, hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into the outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. For many are called but few are chosen."
The majority of the whole humankind 4 hell
I really love the meaning of this passage because God will punish the wicked and all the human garbage will be finally tortured, bullied, and humiliated in the lake of fire for eternity. And of course, the justice of God is always a good reason to smile.
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What kinds of people do you mean when you say human garbage?
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
07-14-2016, 08:35 AM
Hey Yulenka, Is this the girl i knew from Puritan Church?
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
07-16-2016, 08:58 PM
Young lady, I pray that the demons are set free and that you will be baptized and filled with the Lord! But your sassy mouthing back is rude and unacceptable since Ephesians 6:1 tells children to be obedient! For shame! When my husband sees this, he would want to give you a firm spanking and tell your father to keep you away from others and beat some Christian behavior into you! Since he can't, I just pray that your father will see for himself that you are in need of some more training to be upright in the Law.
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
07-17-2016, 04:25 AM
Do you guys really believe OP is a 10 year old? *sigh*
But at least LBC finally agrees with something I hate with a passion: the Westboro Baptist Church. I mean LBC acts with hate just like WBC, they just don't picket gay funerals.
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
07-17-2016, 05:05 AM
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Do you guys really believe OP is a 10 year old? *sigh*...
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As much as anyone believes you're euphoric.
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...But at least LBC finally agrees with something I hate with a passion: the Westboro Baptist Church...
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What has WBC ever done to you? They're just trying to get people to accept that the Bible says what the Bible says.
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...I mean LBC acts with hate just like WBC, they just don't picket gay funerals.
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Why do you hate free speech?
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Re: My favorite Bible passage is Matthew 22:13-14 :) -
07-17-2016, 05:32 AM
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Why do you hate free speech?
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Because free speech is a disease sometimes, and you guys prove it
Why do you defend people who believe the earth is flat? I just can't comprehend it
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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