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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
If anything, it shows the absurdity of Israel's wishy-washy liberal efforts to appease the terrorists.
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Let's not take sides here.
The only reason we want the Jews to survive is because they still need to
pay us reparations for when they killed Jesus. Jews are nothing but walking I.O.U.s as far as I'm concerned.
The problems of the Middle East started when Jewish
refugees became
undocumented immigrants there, and then, when the
local hillbilly redneck patriots tried to deport them, the
undocumented immigrant Jews won the fight, and created an
undocumented state called "Israel".
The
undocumented immigrant Jews then put everyone in the area to shame by proving that the middle east is capable of producing more than oil and camel-spiders. Pretty embarrassing.
You know how is Australia they say
the tall poppy gets chopped down? Well, imagine trying to chop down the tall poppy, only to have the tall poppy defend itself in the most David-Vs-Goliath victory since the last time Middle-Easterners tried to kill all the Jews....Which was, you know, the ACTUAL David-Vs-Goliath.
So now the tall poppy remains unchopped, and goes on to create a
first-world democracy that wins a zillion Nobel prizes in fields of science that your local
redneck hillbilly poppy-choppers don't even know exist...
Damn that poppy!
At this point, your
hillbilly rednecks return to the last refuge of every loser - a sense of moral superiority.
You know what would make the rednecks really, really, really angry at this point? That's right, if the
undocumented immigrants proved themselves to be morally superior.
That's why being merciful and compromising doesn't work when you're fighting a tall-poppy-chopping loser. By being being morally superior all you've done is add a whole new form of humiliation on them.
That's why there's no win condition for the Jews: keep the status quo, and every few years you trade lives with someone with far higher population growth and who already outnumbers you 100 to one. Lose, and you get genocided. Win, and every liberal in the world sides with the theocratic nativist xenophobes.
My solution: give
Gaza to China, give Israel to it's original owners (Rome), and hurry up with the
reparations for Killing Jesus.