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Default Swedes vote for Harry Potter, James Bond and Your Mum - 09-23-2010, 05:35 PM

This disgusting story pretty much speaks for itself. God hates Sweden!
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As the Alliance government stands to miss out on an overall majority by a whisker, handwritten ballots for parties such as Joy Division, Pull Yourself Together and Djingis Cat have had an unlikely impact on Swedish politics.

Swedish elections rules allow for handwritten ballots, and parties such as the Feminist Initiative and Pirate Party urged their voters to make use of the alternative if printed party ballot papers were not available at local polling booths on election day.

But among the handwritten ballots are a plethora of names with a less serious nature.

Some had a film theme, with Harry Potter claiming a couple of votes, James Bond getting support, as well as Disney stars Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse given a voice.

Many ballots were of a more regional political nature, for example Stop the E4 west, Against Road Tolls and the Anti-Sleeping Policeman Party, or of a constitutional nature such as All Power to the King.

There were those of a more cruder nature, such as Sh*t p*ss c*nt c*cksucker motherf*cker t*ts which claimed two votes in Gothenburg, and Masturbators for Peace getting recognition in Alingsås. While others included petty jibes at mainstream politicians, such as the Polish Reinfeldt's Bald Dome Party.

Christian religious figures also made an appearance, with Jesus, Jesus Christ and Jesus wins all claiming backers in western Sweden, while Father Christmas also got a look in despite the season. The more inter-faith God, also got a handful of votes from followers across the country.

Some had a family theme with Your Mother claiming one vote, My Self claiming a couple of adherents, while others were of a sporting and leisure nature, such as FC Juventus, Xavi Hernandes, and The Small Car and Intoxicating Liquor Federation.

With a total of 1971 votes being registered by hand-written ballot, and with the Alliance only 297 votes short of a popular majority (if not a majority of the seats in parliament), politicians across the political spectrum will sure to be mulling the votes that got away.
Well, it's nice to see that there are still a few pro-theocracy True Christians in Sweden, but overall this is just more proof of how damned the Godless Swedes are. GOD HATES SWEDEN!


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Swedes vote for Harry Potter, James Bond and Your Mum - 09-23-2010, 10:09 PM

Question:

If God won the election, who would rule in His place on Earth?

I mean, you've got Pope Maledict claiming to be His representative on Earth . . . which makes me wonder why the Vatican doesn't have to pay insurance claims for "acts of God".


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