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Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-27-2012, 04:44 AM
Best Caption wins an Easter Ham medal!
Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-27-2012, 04:58 AM
1. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither! SALVATION through FAITH in CHRIST!
2. Only athiests claim that eggs are bad for your heart!
3. JESUS! Hatching SALVATION since Easter Sunday, 33 AD.
I hope it was ok to put three. I couldn't decide which one I liked best.
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-27-2012, 05:06 AM
Bock, cluck, cluck, bock, bock, bock, bock.. I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man comes unto the Father, but by me.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-27-2012, 03:17 PM
This caption will win the hearts of those non-English speaking inhumane Chinks:
"Y yu no love JESUS long time"
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-27-2012, 04:59 PM
If a son shall ask bread of any of you that is a father, will he give him a stone? or if he ask a fish, will he for a fish give him a serpent? Or if he shall ask an egg, will he offer him a scorpion? If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children: how much more shall your heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to them that ask him? Luke 11:11-13
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-27-2012, 05:26 PM
Isaiah 59:5
They hatch cockatrice' eggs, and weave the spider's web: he that eateth of their eggs dieth, and that which is crushed breaketh out into a viper.
It doesn't make much sense to me but it mentions eggs and hatching
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-27-2012, 05:42 PM
"Be ye not yolked together with unbelievers..."
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-27-2012, 06:00 PM
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"Be ye not yolked together with unbelievers..."
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-27-2012, 06:55 PM
Jesus: 2000 Years And Still Waiting.
Acts 14:2 But the unbelieving Jews stirred up the Gentiles, and made their minds evil affected against the brethren.
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-27-2012, 09:06 PM
"Boo! CAUGHT you!"
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-27-2012, 09:42 PM
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-27-2012, 10:35 PM
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Jesus can fix anything!
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Broken heart? Broken life? High cholesterol?
Let Jesus into your life!
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The Easter Bunny never brought anyone Salvation.
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They broke His Body, but He came back! You, too can be made whole again!
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It takes faith to see how this can be made whole again.
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You have to break a stubborn heart before you can know Jesus.
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Putting back together broken lives is His speciality.
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I break for Jesus!
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His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-27-2012, 10:45 PM
Don't wind up like Humpty-Dumpty!
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-28-2012, 02:57 AM
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Jesus: 2000 Years And Still Waiting.
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SHUT YOUR FILTHY KIKE MOUTH JOO!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-28-2012, 04:03 AM
This is your brain on Jesus.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-28-2012, 10:19 AM
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Best Caption wins an Easter Ham medal!
Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.
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He Has Risen
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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03-28-2012, 10:26 AM
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Best Caption wins an Easter Ham medal!
Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.
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Without Jesus you are but an empty shell.
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-28-2012, 10:36 AM
This could have been a chicken!
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-28-2012, 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Best Caption wins an Easter Ham medal!
Good luck and remember JESUS is watching you.
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Just to be clear, is the prize a Hamite or a ham?
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Re: Easter Contest! Best Caption Wins an Easter Ham! -
03-28-2012, 01:31 PM
NO JELLY BEANS FOR YOU!!!
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