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Default Filthy Muslims on Welfare Demand Islam Food - 02-02-2015, 04:11 AM

THIS is another example of the anti-Christian world that Barack HUSSEIN Obama wants to force on us. He imports all of his islamofascist friends from Somali-land, signs them all up for welfare, and now they demand special food. Like good Christian bacon isn't good enough for them?!

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Muslims on Welfare Demand That Their Free Food Meets ‘Islamic Requirements’

Whoever said “beggars can’t be choosers” never met Somali Muslim refugees in Minnesota.

These Muslim imports in Minneapolis are now demanding a tax-funded “halal” non-pork food shelf at a free food pantry for the poor.

As if it’s not bad enough that nearly all the “American” Muslims who have joined ISIS have been Somalis from Minneapolis, their relatives here are demanding that Americans adhere to the same Sharia Laws the Islamic State fighters are trying to impose throughout the Middle East.

A group of first-generation Somali Americans says they need help in developing a food shelf that specializes in healthy foods that do not contain pork or pork byproducts. “It’s about human rights also, basic human rights to get the proper food and also healthy food,” said Imam Hassan Mohamud.

“Human rights”? Seriously? Their arrogance and self-entitlement has to be unprecedented for a group on the public dole.

Tens of thousands of Somalis settled in Minneapolis/St. Paul after Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and later Barack Obama imported them and funded massive “refugee” centers there. Welfare, schools, hospitals and social services have been crushed by the burden of immigrants who lack the most basic skills to live in a modern society.

This is hardly the first demands Somalis have made on the good people of Minneapolis. When the influx of Somali thugs natually resulted is a massive increase in crime a decade ago, Somalis demanded a $48 million Sharia-compliant “youth center” to keep Somali gangs “out of trouble”.

We have read for several years now how Muslim cab drivers in Minneapolis and several airports have kicked out blind passengers with guide dogs (dogs are “unclean” in Islam), or customers transporting alcohol. They came here, taking advantage of American generosity, and returned it by enforcing their own brand of Sharia Law upon us.

Liberals in Minnesota have bent over backwards for them, setting up foot-washing basins in their airport and even at a university, in response to their demands.

But as with most appeasement, these refugees keep making more demands. Now it is for “halal” products (meat slaughtered with Islamic prayers and a ban on pork).

The Imam leading this protest actually claimed that there were beans with pork in it and this was a “literacy” issue that required more government funding and special halal-compliant beans. But one commenter on the article from Minneapolis wrote:

As someone who made use of the foodshelf recently, I can tell you that most of the food doesn’t contain pork. I hear what they are saying about a literacy issue, but can’t the food shelf people just point out the cans of pork and beans? Besides, the food shelf is based on donations!

This is not about Muslims “making do” or getting help on what to eat. The Koran demands that Muslim make any country they live in adapt to them and Sharia Law. The last thing they plan to do is assimilate.

One blogger added:

How long until they demand separate entrances to the food pantry for men and women and separate entrances for Muslims who don’t want to see any Christmas or holiday food or decorations?

The state of Maine has also been crushed by Somalis that Obama has forced upon them. The Governor of Maine, Paul LePage has valiantly been trying to cut off cash aid to Somalis – nearly all of whom are on welfare – since Obama has purposely dumped thousands of them in Lewiston and Portland.

America got Black Hawk Down and 18 dead Americans. Somalis got 90,000+ “asylum” slots in America, free housing, Sharia-compliant facilities, and a lifetime of welfare. How do you say “chumps” in Somali?
This is really outrageous. I'm so glad that I don't pay a penny in taxes.


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Default Re: Filthy Muslims on Welfare Demand Islam Food - 02-02-2015, 04:28 AM

If they can just hold out until Easter, Landover's Annual Muslim Pork Drive should see them well fed.

(Seriously, it's hysterical. We tell them it's chicken until after they've eaten it all, then film their reactions when they learn the truth. Consistently the third-highest rated show on Freehold public access after Zeke's Fire 'N Brimstone Hour and Classic Lynching Reenactments.)


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Default Re: Filthy Muslims on Welfare Demand Islam Food - 02-02-2015, 05:56 PM

I believe that these Muslim aliens should have to eat the same pork products we feed to the Negroes and Mexicans who are on the public welfare. Many of those cuts of pig are actually quite tasty. If they prefer other fare, let them break out some of that oil money and buy whatever they want. This is America and every kind of food can be had here.


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Default Re: Filthy Muslims on Welfare Demand Islam Food - 02-12-2015, 04:16 AM

Food-stamp receiving Muslims should be rectally fed pork a la the inmates in Guantanamo. Then we should wiretap mosques.
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Default Re: Filthy Muslims on Welfare Demand Islam Food - 02-12-2015, 04:37 AM

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Food-stamp receiving Muslims should be rectally fed pork a la the inmates in Guantanamo. Then we should wiretap mosques.
Wow, that's a bit harsh dear, don't you think? Besides, there's no surer way of creating a whole new generation of homers than to equate food (positive) with bum-penetration (negative).


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Default Re: Filthy Muslims on Welfare Demand Islam Food - 02-12-2015, 04:41 AM

For the longest, I wouldn't eat pork chops either. They were too dry for my taste. But it turned out that this was just because my momma was cooking them wrong. Daddy made a nearly unprecedented trip into the kitchen one Pork Chop Tuesday, tenderized the meat if you catch my drift, and momma cooked them perfect afterward. She couldn't eat any what with her having a few loose teeth and dislocated jaw, but she got the message and cooked them proper after that.

So if these mendicant Mooselimbs refuse to eat pork chops, it is their wives & mothers fault, and they should take care of the problem.


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