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Default Will God allow Satan to elect a black President? - 01-27-2007, 04:45 AM

Brothers and Sisters of Landover, I have a feeling that some rather dark times are ahead of us. The liberal media is sucessfully brainwashing the uneducated rabble that populate the Northeast, West Coast and most urban areas, and it is quite possible that God is planning to let Satan have another try at our Christian homeland by the election of Barak Obama.

Liberals, Demoncrats and other anti-Americans, much like a scorned, wayward housewife filled with lunacy and alcohol, might try to find "solice" in a smooth talking buck Negro. If electing a colored Demoncrat to office is anything like interracial adultery, then we know the consequences will be grave. My eyes fill with tears as I imagine this once great nation pregnant with a belly that holds the color of sin, a mind clouded with empty promises of support, and a body ravaged by more than it could ever handle.

But politics aside, I fear that the poor boy could not handle it! Even in the Bush administration there are some colored folks, but how can they have fault when they are told what to do by the greatest President in history? If Barak is left to his own devices, the office of President could become just as trivial as being in the last pick draft of the NBA. How can any unsigned bills be read when the video crew of MTV's Cribs are packing the Oval Office? How will any foreign dignitary be able to sign a pro-US trade agreement with sore hands after a crash course in ten different handshakes? Even the desk in the Oval Office won't be good enough for him to rest his hands on, as he will need to have a new one fashioned from the hood of a police car just to feel normal.

This is a serious concern of mine, my fellow congregants. What God wills will happen, but that doesn't mean we should just sit back and presume that's what He is going to do! Let us show the American people (and the Lord) that we do not want Satan to win! We must find anything we can to dissuade folks from voting for Barak Obama, and if it isn't enough to stop that, it should at least be enough to impeach him for.

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Default Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President? - 01-27-2007, 05:08 AM

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Brothers and Sisters of Landover, I have a feeling that some rather dark times are ahead of us. The liberal media is sucessfully brainwashing the uneducated rabble that populate the Northeast, West Coast and most urban areas, and it is quite possible that God is planning to let Satan have another try at our Christian homeland by the election of Barak Obama.

Liberals, Demoncrats and other anti-Americans, much like a scorned, wayward housewife filled with lunacy and alcohol, might try to find "solice" in a smooth talking buck Negro. If electing a colored Demoncrat to office is anything like interracial adultery, then we know the consequences will be grave. My eyes fill with tears as I imagine this once great nation pregnant with a belly that holds the color of sin, a mind clouded with empty promises of support, and a body ravaged by more than it could ever handle.

But politics aside, I fear that the poor boy could not handle it! Even in the Bush administration there are some colored folks, but how can they have fault when they are told what to do by the greatest President in history? If Barak is left to his own devices, the office of President could become just as trivial as being in the last pick draft of the NBA. How can any unsigned bills be read when the video crew of MTV's Cribs are packing the Oval Office? How will any foreign dignitary be able to sign a pro-US trade agreement with sore hands after a crash course in ten different handshakes? Even the desk in the Oval Office won't be good enough for him to rest his hands on, as he will need to have a new one fashioned from the hood of a police car just to feel normal.

This is a serious concern of mine, my fellow congregants. What God wills will happen, but that doesn't mean we should just sit back and presume that's what He is going to do! Let us show the American people (and the Lord) that we do not want Satan to win! We must find anything we can to dissuade folks from voting for Barak Obama, and if it isn't enough to stop that, it should at least be enough to impeach him for.

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Praise Him, you are correct. I am working on an email to disuade just that. If I wanted a black president, a black cabinet, and black leaders in the intelligence community, I would have voted that way a long time ago..... To be sure, I don't want this travesty. I'm still unsure which would be worse, Hellary Cliton or Negra Barak..... I will be voting Republican. Let us hope that the party will put someone worthy forward. At leat repealing the constitution and letting GW stay for another term. I am frightened that we all might have to go live in Chanukistan if the demoncrats get one of their own into the Whitehouse next term.........


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Default Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President? - 01-27-2007, 05:24 AM

Bless you, Pastor Marty, for putting so eloquently what so many feel. I'm also worried about the lieberals trying to insert Osama Barak into the WHITE House, or that witch Hellhairy Clinton. However, God saved us from Hell Gore by personally placing our Godly President George W. Bush in office in spite of the unSaved masses scraping together a majority of votes. I'm confident that He will save us once again, and that last year's Black November was Him teaching us not to be complacent.


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I'm also worried about the lieberals trying to insert Osama Barak into the WHITE House, or that witch Hellhairy Clinton.
Funny you should mention Hitlery, Sister Mary. I just had the most unsavory thought of Hitlery and Barak Bin Lately arguing over who gets the Oval Office. If we're lucky those two will scratch each other's eyes out like a couple of $20 whores fighthing for the best lamp post. But right now, most of us have decided it's Jeb's turn anyway, so just sit back and enjoy the show.
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Default Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President? - 01-27-2007, 10:25 AM

Oh, ye of little faith, worrying about Barack "I'm a closet Muslim" Osama and Hitlery "I'm a closet Lesbian" Clittongue running for President.

Don't you see that it's part of God's Plan to ensure a sweeping victory for our man Frank Hargrove?!

Sure, some "moderates" might not like how he talks about Jews killing Christ. But when they compare him to a guy with a Koran or a she-male, I bet Hargrove will be lookin' pretty good!

Everybody, get your Heart On for Hargrove!
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Default Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President? - 01-27-2007, 03:05 PM

Maybe Osama will win... after all Republican voters have been Raptured away? Frankly, I don't care if the Hillary Clinton, Baraq Osama, the Pope or Hugo Chavez takes office during the Tribulation, it's not like we'll be on earth by then.


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Default Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President? - 01-27-2007, 03:45 PM

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Maybe Osama will win... after all Republican voters have been Raptured away? Frankly, I don't care if the Hillary Clinton, Baraq Osama, the Pope or Hugo Chavez takes office during the Tribulation, it's not like we'll be on earth by then.
You have a good point, Brother T, but the thought of my Deuteronomy Ridge Patio Home from the low $500,000's being occupied by trashy demoncrats still bothers me . . . even if I won't be around . . . perhaps we should just burn it?


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Oh, ye of little faith, worrying about Barack "I'm a closet Muslim" Osama and Hitlery "I'm a closet Lesbian" Clittongue running for President.

Don't you see that it's part of God's Plan to ensure a sweeping victory for our man Frank Hargrove?!

Sure, some "moderates" might not like how he talks about Jews killing Christ. But when they compare him to a guy with a Koran or a she-male, I bet Hargrove will be lookin' pretty good!

Everybody, get your Heart On for Hargrove!
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Default Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President? - 01-27-2007, 05:18 PM

Remember how demonrat candidate Gary Hart was caught with Donna Rice and all that Monkey Business? They're sure to catch this Braaaaack! Omammy with an unauthorized Pie in his hand sooner or later. Even if it isn't a hairy one.
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You have a good point, Brother T, but the thought of my Deuteronomy Ridge Patio Home from the low $500,000's being occupied by trashy demoncrats still bothers me . . . even if I won't be around . . . perhaps we should just burn it?
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Default Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President? - 01-28-2007, 09:08 AM

Thankfully I believe there are too many True Christian™ patriotic Americans to ever let a disaster like this happen.

After all, South Dakota voters were able to ban abortion.
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After all, South Dakota voters were able to ban abortion.
Depends on whether or not more Americans turn on Bush and Christ because the liberal media says the war isn't going so well.

It seems Fox News is the only organization that realizes it's not Bush's fault the Iraqi ragheads don't want freedom.

Hopefully, our benevolent God gives Nigra Osama or Whore of Babylon Cliton a stroke.


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Default Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President? - 01-31-2007, 06:44 PM

There are still nearly two more years until the election. Sen. Osama (D-Al Capone Town) is already 45 years old, which I believe is several years over the average life expectancy for a Nigra man in America. I doubt he'll make it to the ripe old age of 47-- that's like 95 in White person years.
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Default Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President? - 01-31-2007, 07:44 PM

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I doubt he'll make it to the ripe old age of 47-- that's like 95 in White person years.

Brother I thought the ratio was 3/5 not 1/2.

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Default Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President? - 01-31-2007, 11:57 PM

With a black president at the helm this country will go straight to anarchy and ruin. On the bright side, the price of watermelons should go down.
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Default Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President? - 02-01-2007, 02:00 AM

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With a black president at the helm this country will go straight to anarchy and ruin. On the bright side, the price of watermelons should go down.
I wonder what would happen if the Japs elected a negro president or emperor or whatever they have over there?


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Default Re: Will God allow Satan to elect a black President? - 02-01-2007, 02:29 AM

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I wonder what would happen if the Japs elected a negro president or emperor or whatever they have over there?
I wonder too, Brother Temperance. And I know it's best for a good Christian lady to avoid such graphic speculations, but I can't help but imagine the palace geisha hobbling about after being forced to endure animalistic acts of fornication with a negro of grotesque anatomical proportions (Forgive me Jesus, for even the thought.)


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I wonder too, Brother Temperance. And I know it's best for a good Christian lady to avoid such graphic speculations, but I can't help but imagine the palace geisha hobbling about after being forced to endure animalistic acts of fornication with a negro of grotesque anatomical proportions (Forgive me Jesus, for even the thought.)
How unexpected that this subject should come up! The Lord DOES move in mysterious ways!

A few months ago, I asked Rosa (not my wife but my head of staff, for you newcomers) to pick up some documentaries on Asian cultures so I might assist Church members in preparation for a missioning visit.

The first two documentaries, produced by taxpayer dollars through PBS, covered pre-war and post-war Japanese culture, and the current government form. We guessed that the third, titled "Asian Assault", would be about WWII kamikaze pilots. Instead, it was a film about the three survivors of an all-Negro air squad, somehow captured by a gaggle of Japanese women. Very odd.

About 45 minutes into this "film", we realized that there would be no learning about Japanese culture or the treatment of POWs, but only stories about choo-choos and tunnels! Well, I was horrified, and spent the next hour in my prayer closet. Rosa spent a similar time in hers.

Beware this filth, Mother Glynndie! I tell you, no amount of self-flagellation can remove those images once they're burned into your mind!
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How unexpected that this subject should come up! The Lord DOES move in mysterious ways!

A few months ago, I asked Rosa (not my wife but my head of staff, for you newcomers) to pick up some documentaries on Asian cultures so I might assist Church members in preparation for a missioning visit.

The first two documentaries, produced by taxpayer dollars through PBS, covered pre-war and post-war Japanese culture, and the current government form. We guessed that the third, titled "Asian Assault", would be about WWII kamikaze pilots. Instead, it was a film about the three survivors of an all-Negro air squad, somehow captured by a gaggle of Japanese women. Very odd.

About 45 minutes into this "film", we realized that there would be no learning about Japanese culture or the treatment of POWs, but only stories about choo-choos and tunnels! Well, I was horrified, and spent the next hour in my prayer closet. Rosa spent a similar time in hers.

Beware this filth, Mother Glynndie! I tell you, no amount of self-flagellation can remove those images once they're burned into your mind!
My word, how dreadful. Have you ever heard of a documentary called Seiju Gakuen? I found it to be most informative about the practises of the Japanee Papists.


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