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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:02 PM
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[/LIST]First off: Wrong flag.
You've displayed the Finnish flag, when you were clearly trying to show the Danish.
Documentation:
Official site of Visit Denmark (the official Danish turist information website)
Official site of ThisIsFinland (the official Finnish turist information website)
1. Vi·king(vī'kĭng) n. - One of a seafaring Scandinavian people who raided the coasts of northern and western Europe from the eighth through the tenth century.
- A Scandinavian.
[Old Norse vīkingr, perhaps from vīk, creek, inlet.] <-- note this line.
However, I'm not going to argue if they invented rape. They were apparently very skilled at it.
2. No objection.
3. The current Danish primeminister is Lars Løkke Rasmussen. His predecessor was Anders Fogh Rasmussen and the guy before him was Poul Nyrup Rasmussen. The fellow mentioned in your articled is none of the above.
Documentation:
The official website of the Danish Government
4. Interesting. No objection.
5. How about Barbie? Raggedy Ann & Andy? Tickle me Elmo?
6. Allow me to translate properly:
10:30 - The Debate
11:10 - The Golden Apples
11:30 - Before Noon with Nis Boesdal
12:00 - DR (Danish Radio - like the BBC in England) Update - News and Weather
12:10 - Horizon - The Battle for the Torch
12:35 - Reunion with Brutalis (a rhino in the Copenhagen Zoo)
12:55 - Friends on adventure
13:25 - Marked for life
13:50 - Super Neighbour
14:20 - Come again
14:50 - News in sign language
15:00 - DR Update - News and Weather
None of this is of course porn, bestiality or anything outrageous, but I won't bother finding documentation for every single programme.
Go explore www.DR.dk if you feel persistent.
7. The late Swedish author Astrid Lindgren invented Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Långstrump in Swedish and Pippi Langstrømpe in Danish)
Documentation:
The official Astrid Lindgren website
Encyclopedia.com on the subject
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt. But they are still under Danish law, which prohibits rape.
Danish law:
Straffeparagraffen.
§ 216. Den, der tiltvinger sig samleje ved vold eller trussel om vold, straffes for voldtægt med fængsel indtil 8 år. Med vold sidestilles hensættelse i en tilstand, i hvilken den pågældende er ude af stand til at modsætte sig handlingen.
Stk. 2. Straffen kan stige til fængsel i 12 år, hvis voldtægten har haft en særlig farlig karakter eller der i øvrigt foreligger særligt skærpende omstændigheder.
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Penal clause.
§216
Those who force sexual intercourse by violence or threat of violence will be punished for rape by imprisonment up to 8 years. With violence comparable provision in a state in which the person is unable to oppose the plot. Second paragraph: The penalty may increase to imprisonment for 12 years if the rape has had a particularly serious nature, or if there otherwise are particularly aggravating circumstances.
Documentation:
Official website for Danish law
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Not a very clever list. Typical American - do your research.
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I am from Denmark myself.
I only got one thing to say. I agree with everything you just wrote.
Typical American stupidity to just randomly pick things and make it look bad.
So please.
Shut the **** up.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:03 PM
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Denmark hasent legalized dope,you even dont know what you are talking about, all the shit comes from your contry.
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Right...
Free heroin (paid for by the government) to the junkies...
Buy whatever drugs you want at Pusherstreet in Christiania while the police standing idle across the street...
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:10 PM
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Right...
Free heroin (paid for by the government) to the junkies...
Buy whatever drugs you want at Pusherstreet in Christiania while the police standing idle across the street...
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Wrong Mr.
The policed often makes drug-busts, and confiscate a lot of illegal drugs at Christiania... And when people leave that little place, and goes into Denmark, they will be arrested..
So get your facts straight, Jack
While we're at it, why not shower Columbia with Hell's fire, cause the government has allowed citizens to carry as much as 5 grams of Cocaine?
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:11 PM
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Son, I am not a hick. Instead, I grew up just out side of NYC. I worked on Wall street for close to thirty years as a floor trader and am now semi-retired. What do you do?
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Second Lieutenant SP Liep. I am a FAC officer of the Danish Armed Forces, served three tours of duty and doing my fourth in two months. So I am impressed that you worked the floor of Wall-street Hutchins, but I bet you never looked the people you offend in the eyes!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:17 PM
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Right...
Free heroin (paid for by the government) to the junkies...
Buy whatever drugs you want at Pusherstreet in Christiania while the police standing idle across the street...
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Someone should smite you back the place you came from... "Anstalten Kumla" a swedish high security prison and start making those shoes your town is so "popular" of making
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:19 PM
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Someone should smite you back the place you came from... "Anstalten Kumla" a swedish high security prison and start making those shoes your town is so "popular" of making
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What are you talking about? I thought you demarkians wore wooden shoes.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:20 PM
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What are you talking about? I thought you demarkians wore wooden shoes.
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That's the Dutch
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:21 PM
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I am from Denmark myself. I only got one thing to say. I agree with everything you just wrote.
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I am glad to see there are smart Danish people who agree with everything I say!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:22 PM
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What are you talking about? I thought you demarkians wore wooden shoes.
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What are you talking about?... don't think anyone is sure about that...
demarkians?
That's not a word in any dictionary
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:24 PM
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Second Lieutenant SP Liep. I am a FAC officer of the Danish Armed Forces, served three tours of duty and doing my fourth in two months. So I am impressed that you worked the floor of Wall-street Hutchins, but I bet you never looked the people you offend in the eyes!
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Friend, I am glad to heare you are a scat cleaner. Every force needs them, do not be ashamed.
I did not mention my old job to impress rather to inform. I was called a hick when in fact, I am far from it. You denmarkians are so shut off from the real world that much of what is happening you and your propaganda machine has to manufacture. You need to get FOX news to get the whole truth.
Well, foolish child, I offend no one. I and a True Christian™. When you make take offense to is in reality, honesty. Would you rather everyone lies to you like parents do to their children and their friends children "What a beautiful baby!".
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:25 PM
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I am glad to see there are smart Danish people who agree with everything I say!
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though you really should stop surf "porn sites" like wikimedia...
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:26 PM
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That's the Dutch
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There is a difference? No, seriously... what is the difference?
Don't you all have wooden shoes, tulips, windmills and pastries?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:28 PM
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There is a difference? No, seriously... what is the difference?
Don't you all have wooden shoes, tulips, windmills and pastries?
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I think all the other countries around Nederland (Holland) would somewhat take offense to that... but I guess you wouldn't be aware of that
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:30 PM
I've counted a lot more than eight reasons why God hates Denmark in this thread. It's more like thirty.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:33 PM
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I think all the other countries around Nederland (Holland) would somewhat take offense to that... but I guess you wouldn't be aware of that
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I don't like your potty mouth talking about someone's nether regions.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:33 PM
Mind you, i did not bother to read the - what - 23 pages of replys on this rather stupid site, but here i go anyhow.
First mistake - Wrong flag. Thats the finnish one.
1 - The danish word for Rape is Voldtægt. And the possibility that it was a priest that invented rape is bigger, thought we probably perfected it!
2 - Probably right. Thought i am quiet sure we're not the only country to do that. We just got caught.
3 - Wrong person, thought they do have the same last name, so i can see why you would think of it as the same person.
4 - HCAndersen is and will forever be quiet a cool person in my mind. I love his writings and i'd rather pray to those, then i'd pray to the bible. Oh so danish is the language of satan? Well that will help the ride down to hell by a lot. Atleast then i can talk to the devils that gets me.
5 - I never thought about that! Lego must be evil! I mean, small diffrent coloured block that you can stack! That is PURE evil. We must ban and burn it.
6 - Lol wrong. Pippi is swedish.
7 - We do? I watch some TV every now and then, and i've never seen anything of that kind. Exept for the Power Puff Girls.. That must be it! THEIR SATANIC! I knew it! The colours and bubbles was a lie!
8 - Being gay makes you rape children? So all the straigh men that rapes their own children on a daily basis are NOT doing anything wrong? Theres a bigger chance that a straigh men with kids screws their brains out then that a gay man does it.
Some of me likes this thread. It is GREAT entertainment! Then again people who pray daily to something that says it's okay to rape as long as you marry the girl you rape, MUST be retardedly fun!
and i like this smiley. It makes me giggle for some reason.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:33 PM
Hi, I'm from Denmark. Let's just face it, if there is a manly God, he might hate us. But we hate him even more, so we don't really care
By the way @Felicity - you are hot, share facebook!
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:35 PM
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I think all the other countries around Nederland (Holland) would somewhat take offense to that... but I guess you wouldn't be aware of that
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Holland is that bad, eh? Wow and I thought denamark was bad. You are making my mind reel! Sorry to let you in on the secret that the entire world thinks you are all just subdivisions of the Swiss
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
06-01-2010, 08:35 PM
I think that Cranky Old Man is way closer to God than anyone believe him to be.
Take a look at him and see the similarity with Santa Claus?...
Now read this:
http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=81784
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