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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
09-26-2008, 06:15 PM
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God seems pretty darn pleased to give me hairy armpits?
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Hmmmmmm..... well if THIS is you, I wouldn't be so sure....
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
09-26-2008, 07:18 PM
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Hmmmmmm..... well if THIS is you, I wouldn't be so sure....
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Wow. I don't know wether to laugh or vomit.
No, it's not me. I shave my legs and armpits (along with one other area that I'm too much of a lady to discuss). I was asking wether or not it's a sin for a lady to shave these areas? Do you want me to have hairy pits and legs? I'm pretty sure the men wouldn't want that (my ex husband sometimes got pissy if I didn't shave my pits daily; what, is he actually going to check under my arms to make sure there isn't a stubble there? Well, he tried).
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
09-27-2008, 03:04 AM
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Hmmmmmm..... well if THIS is you, I wouldn't be so sure....
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I'd tap that
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
09-27-2008, 03:05 AM
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I'd tap that
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You would fornicate with an armpit???
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
09-27-2008, 08:47 AM
It says not to make any cuttings or marks for the dead, but Jesus only died temporarily, not forever. So, IF I decided to get a tattoo that says "Jesus is my personal savior" or perhaps a tattoo of my favorite verse in the Bible, would that be okay or would I still be going to Hell even though all I ever wanted was to show heathens my love for God and Jesus without saying a single word.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
09-27-2008, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Kris A.
It says not to make any cuttings or marks for the dead, but Jesus only died temporarily, not forever. So, IF I decided to get a tattoo that says "Jesus is my personal savior" or perhaps a tattoo of my favorite verse in the Bible, would that be okay or would I still be going to Hell even though all I ever wanted was to show heathens my love for God and Jesus without saying a single word.
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You'd be much better screaming out your Love for Jesus from the highest tower and Evangelizing to everyone you meet.
Oh, I find tithes and Loving Donations go down really well too
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-13-2008, 05:33 PM
Thanks paster Ezeikel. Your thread convinced me to get a baphomet, enclosed in a ouroboros, tattooed on my shoulder-blade.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-13-2008, 05:44 PM
Post in the Introductions Forum SH. It's rude to post without us knowing a little about you.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 10:59 AM
I don't have to ask for getting a tatoo because it is MY body, and I already have one haha
and a bellybutton piercing.
The piercing I had in my upperlip and in my ears I removed some time ago but you can still see the little holes.
Looks good doesn't it ?
I don't know what would be wrong by this, in the time of Jesus it didn't exist so I think the cutting and stuff is more like emo's do and has nothing to do with this.
Revelation 20:14-15
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 11:16 AM
THIS FORUM IS NOT CALLED IMAGESHAG!
Leviticus 20:18
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 11:50 AM
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I don't have to ask for getting a tatoo because it is MY body, and I already have one haha
and a bellybutton piercing.
The piercing I had in my upperlip and in my ears I removed some time ago but you can still see the little holes.
Looks good doesn't it ?
I don't know what would be wrong by this, in the time of Jesus it didn't exist so I think the cutting and stuff is more like emo's do and has nothing to do with this.
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It's lovely. I have a butterfly (my totem) on my back and an ouroboros around my navel, in addition to a pentacle navel ring.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Libra
I don't have to ask for getting a tatoo because it is MY body, and I already have one haha
and a bellybutton piercing.
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Pffft! Yeah, RIGHT! SURE you have a bellybutton piercing.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Libra
I don't have to ask for getting a tatoo because it is MY body, and I already have one haha
and a bellybutton piercing.
The piercing I had in my upperlip and in my ears I removed some time ago but you can still see the little holes.
Looks good doesn't it ?
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Is that there for your customers to look at while they sodomize you?
I don't believe that your bellybutton is pierced either. We Pastors know when trollops like you are lying.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 01:04 PM
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Pffft! Yeah, RIGHT! SURE you have a bellybutton piercing.
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You would like to see that one right ?
NAH I'm not going to risc another infraction AGAIN
Revelation 20:14-15
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Libra
You would like to see that one right ?
NAH I'm not going to risc another infraction AGAIN
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You can send me the proof via my email link at the bottom of my signature. I guarantee there will be no infraction.
But we still don't believe you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 01:12 PM
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You can send me the proof via my email link at the bottom of my signature. I guarantee there will be no infraction.
But we still don't believe you.
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I could easily google that piercing and send you a random picture of a girls bellybutton.
Why don't you ask God if I'm telling the truth ? I'm sure he knows the answer.
I don't get why you want proof anyway since you disapprove piercings and tatoo's
Revelation 20:14-15
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 01:17 PM
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NAH I'm not going to risc another infraction AGAIN
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I will infract you if you DON'T show the Pastors proof. You can hold today's newspaper next to it, or put a loaf of bread on your head - that way we know it's you.
Send it to Pastor Zeke, as requested.
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Libra
I could easily google that piercing and send you a random picture of a girls bellybutton.
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You can't fool Jesus. I would know.
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Originally Posted by Libra
Why don't you ask God if I'm telling the truth ? I'm sure he knows the answer.
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He does. But He can't be bothered with you at the moment.
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I don't get why you want proof anyway since you disapprove piercings and tatoo's
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Because I know you are a liar, and I want to expose you. I want to shove the Holy Ghost down your throat and get you to accept Jesus TODAY! NOW!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 01:19 PM
exactly what I was thinking too.
I don't have a newspaper, it's always full with the same crap. Mostly aboyt our ministers messings things up more and more so why spent money to it ?
How about a great FU-finger next to it
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Re: Should I get a Tattoo? -
10-15-2008, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Libra
How about a great FU-finger next to it
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I'm not familiar with great Fu-fingers, but I bet it's nothing decent.
How about putting your hands together and praying to Jesus! That's the kind of picture Pastor Zeke wants to see!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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