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More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
04-13-2009, 05:28 PM
Some days you think: "OK, Wide-Open, now you have seen it all." Sinners crawl where sinners can't walk.
Until I saw THIS!
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Swedish church unveils Lego Jesus statue for Easter
STOCKHOLM (AFP) – While most Christians mark Easter with prayers and song, one Swedish church opened its mass Sunday by unveiling a life-size Lego statue of Jesus Christ, its pastor told AFP.
Churchgoers had donated nearly 30,000 Lego bricks to build the 1.78 metre (5.8 foot) high statue, said Per Wilder, the pastor of the Oensta Gryta Church in Vaesteras, about 110 kilometres (70 miles) west of Stockholm.
"This work began a year and a half ago so we saw that the initiation date was fitting in well (with this year's Easter holiday)," Wilder said.
"It is a fantastic installation and it will be there as long as we think it is in a good spot," he said.
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Notice how the girl watches in agony as some homer kid touches Baby Jesus where he shouldn't!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
04-13-2009, 05:41 PM
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"It is a fantastic installation and it will be there as long as we think it is in a good spot," he said.
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That's just like the Sweedish to think that a spot might only temporarily be good for Jesus. That spot has permanently been touched by Jesus. More appropriate would be for them to build a lego manger around him, or at least a Lego cave that he would be emerging from.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
04-13-2009, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
Some days you think: "OK, Wide-Open, now you have seen it all." Sinners crawl where sinners can't walk.
Until I saw THIS!
Notice how the girl watches in agony as some homer kid touches Baby Jesus where he shouldn't!
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This highlights one of the greatest dangers posed by the lego menace: it allows God-mockers to dismantle Jesus and reassemble Him as they please. Do you think it's acceptable to remove Jesus' Blessed Member and reattach it to His Blessed Forehead? With a lego Lord, you can do just that - and it appears that demon-possessed child is intent on doing so.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
03-16-2010, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
Notice how the girl watches in agony as some homer kid touches Baby Jesus where he shouldn't!
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Oh for Christ's sake (yes literally for HIS sake) that childs like 3 years old its not like he knew any better! i also dont see this girls "agony".
you all need to chill out
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
03-16-2010, 10:10 PM
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Oh for Christ's sake (yes literally for HIS sake) that childs like 3 years old its not like he knew any better! i also dont see this girls "agony".
you all need to chill out
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"Chilling out" as you kids call it, is exactly what satan would want us to do here! You think it's okay to build graven images? I can tell you it's not!
Exodus 20:4
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
03-16-2010, 11:00 PM
I definitely agree with you. The bible EXPLICITLY prohibits the creation of a graven image of Jesus Christ or God Himself. I have always wondered, and hope for someone to enlighten me on the subject, how paintings sculptures or statues of Jesus Christ or God are permitted? Can someone help me out here?
Upon the wicked He shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
03-16-2010, 11:01 PM
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I definitely agree with you. The bible EXPLICITLY prohibits the creation of a graven image of Jesus Christ or God Himself. I have always wondered, and hope for someone to enlighten me on the subject, how paintings of Jesus Christ or God are permitted? Can someone help me out here?
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Please post the Scriptures to which you refer.
This is a test.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
03-17-2010, 04:16 AM
Legos are the building blocks of satan! Notice that each block has several extensions, which are inserted into holes in adjacent blocks to hold them together. Their graven image of the LORD is made up of thousands of models of s*xual intercourse! And knowing Sweden, it's probably pre-marital and underage. Shame.
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
03-17-2010, 05:13 AM
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Do you think it's acceptable to remove Jesus' Blessed Member and reattach it to His Blessed Forehead?
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i worrieds that them schwedes gonna makes a lord Jesus wiv holes in his hands an feets an then they gonna puts his lego choo-choo rite thru the hole in one of his holey hands, an that would kinda makes it look like lord Jesus be m-ing himselfs
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
03-17-2010, 02:54 PM
The Swedes have always been turnip-brained anyway, so it's hardly surprising. I still never understood why Elvis Presley dedicated a song to footwear produced there.
Hell will melt them into shape no doubt.
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
03-22-2010, 05:12 PM
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Please post the Scriptures to which you refer.
This is a test.
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"You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God" (Exodus 20:4,5)
"You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God"
(Deuteronomy 5:8,9)
do these two sources not sufficiently prove that the Lord does not want us to crate a graven image of Him?
Upon the wicked He shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
03-23-2010, 12:19 AM
Oh goodness! I have a beautiful painting of our blond Lord Jesus in my center hallway. But I promise I do not bow down to it! I just admire his cleft chin, bright blue eyes and gleaming white smile.
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
03-26-2010, 06:23 PM
cool they have a lego jesus.
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
03-22-2011, 09:10 PM
This absolutely ridiculous. What's next? Images of the Lord Jesus Christ made of dirt? This is blasphemy at it's finest.
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
03-24-2011, 12:36 AM
Wow Wide-Open that's a pretty cool picture of lego Jesus you found there. Reminds me of all the ones they have in Legoland. By the way I would advise you to stop looking up pics of little boys touching men.
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Re: More blasphemy: lego Jesus! -
03-25-2011, 03:13 AM
I've Never seen such a terribly inaccurate representation of my Lord and Savior! He looks like a grainy low-quality SinTube video! I also never recalled him being made of cheap plastic blocks and being totally and completely white!
If sinners are going to sin, they may as well do it RIGHT!
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