[Mr. Bradbury]

Hello servants of the most hight God! My name is Tom Bradbury and after observing and watching the Godly people on this forum I now know I need to and want to be a part of these forums. I could tell right away that Landover is the most Godly church in the universe and that the people are God fearing humans. It was about a week ago that I discovered the Landover baptist church website. I have felt like the churchs in general are greedy, candy coating, and preaching false messages. Landover on the other hands preaches the Truth and doesn't candy coat God's holy word. ***** Like I said earlier, my name Tom Bradbury. I live in the state of Oklahoma were there are thankfully hardly any homos and whores. I'm 33 years old and married . My wife has gave me two sons who's names are John and Timothy. When I'm not working in fields, I'm either reading my KJV Bible or teaching my family right from wrong. My favorite Bible verse is 1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Mr. Bradbury

Hello servants of the most hight God! My name is Tom Bradbury and after observing and watching the Godly people on this forum I now know I need to and want to be a part of these forums. I could tell right away that Landover is the most Godly church in the universe and that the people are God fearing humans. It was about a week ago that I discovered the Landover baptist church website. I have felt like the churchs in general are greedy, candy coating, and preaching false messages. Landover on the other hands preaches the Truth and doesn't candy coat God's holy word. ***** Like I said earlier, my name Tom Bradbury. I live in the state of Oklahoma were there are thankfully hardly any homos and whores. I'm 33 years old and married . My wife has gave me two sons who's names are John and Timothy. When I'm not working in fields, I'm either reading my KJV Bible or teaching my family right from wrong. My favorite Bible verse is 1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Dear Mr. Bradbury,

What a promising introduction! You wouldn't believe the scum that only visits us to mock Sweet Jesus. Do you experience heavy persecution in the midst of atheist false Christian Muslims?

Lamentations 5:5
Our necks are under persecution: we labour, and have no rest.

You mentioned hard labor on the fields? What do you cultivate? I hope it is not nouvelle cuisine type vegetables but some useful produce that has applications in, e.g., hamburgers, hot dogs, or freedom fries?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mr. Bradbury]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Dear Mr. Bradbury,

What a promising introduction! You wouldn't believe the scum that only visits us to mock Sweet Jesus. Do you experience heavy persecution in the midst of atheist false Christian Muslims?

Lamentations 5:5
Our necks are under persecution: we labour, and have no rest.

You mentioned hard labor on the fields? What do you cultivate? I hope it is not nouvelle cuisine type vegetables but some useful produce that has applications in, e.g., hamburgers, hot dogs, or freedom fries?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thank you for such a nice welcoming Elmer! In the short time I've been here, I've seen how God's favorite church is constantly under attack from the evil people of this world. I have such respect for you
And the other forum member for staying strong! And about you questions; I have cows in my field which are butchered for food and trade!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Welcome, Mr. Bradbury! I look forward to fellowshipping with you. I'd love to hear how your wife homeschools your children. Brother Larry has created a most helpful curricula in case she's interested in some clever and resourceful means to educate a child. I homeschool my children straight from the Holy Bible exclusively, as I find I feel far less anxiety and more peace knowing I'm preparing my children for Heaven, not for Harvard.

[I Man Rastafari]

Greetings Mr. Bradbury. I am very pleased to make your acquaintance. I am Trevor McGregor, late of Tivoli Gardens in Kingston Jamaica and a graduate of the Methodist School there. I am a student here in Babylon on scholarship and studying to be a politician. I am currently on leave from my studies to work toward the election of Hillary Clinton who is the friend of the Black man and for the people. I am not a Baptist but I have been welcomed by the white people here because they are anxious for diversity on their forum. I have made quite a career of diversity in America and it has proved very helpful for me.

I hope you are not offended but I do not eat the flesh of the cows you grow. Jah has given us the fruits of the trees and the fields for us to eat and so I follow his directions as I do in all things. I feel that you will be warmly welcomed here by the Baptists because you seem like them.

I am informed that there are many Indians in the State of Oklahoma. Do they ever raid your ranch and steal your cattle?

Jah Guide
Trevor

[Mr. Bradbury]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Welcome, Mr. Bradbury! I look forward to fellowshipping with you. I'd love to hear how your wife homeschools your children. Brother Larry has created a most helpful curricula in case she's interested in some clever and resourceful means to educate a child. I homeschool my children straight from the Holy Bible exclusively, as I find I feel far less anxiety and more peace knowing I'm preparing my children for Heaven, not for Harvard.

Nice to meet you Mrs. Etheldreda! I am also excited to meet and fellowship with God's servants.

Like you, my wife uses the Bible exclusively for the schooling of my two boys! The Bible is the only thing that children should learn! All those science/math textbooks only turn our young ones into evolutionist and homos.People need to start teaching their children God's word and not worry so much about algebraic functions and other buffoonery!


~Mr. Bradbury

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Mr. Bradbury

Nice to meet you Mrs. Etheldreda! I am also excited to meet and fellowship with God's servants.

Like you, my wife uses the Bible exclusively for the schooling of my two boys! The Bible is the only thing that children should learn! All those science/math textbooks only turn our young ones into evolutionist and homos.People need to start teaching their children God's word and not worry so much about algebraic functions and other buffoonery!


~Mr. Bradbury

Well said, Mr. Bradbury! If God's Word was good enough for Noah, who built a boat half the size of the Titanic and a whole lot more stable, then it's good enough for me and mine!

[Mr. Bradbury]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

Greetings Mr. Bradbury. I am very pleased to make your acquaintance. I am Trevor McGregor, late of Tivoli Gardens in Kingston Jamaica and a graduate of the Methodist School there. I am a student here in Babylon on scholarship and studying to be a politician. I am currently on leave from my studies to work toward the election of Hillary Clinton who is the friend of the Black man and for the people. I am not a Baptist but I have been welcomed by the white people here because they are anxious for diversity on their forum. I have made quite a career of diversity in America and it has proved very helpful for me.

I hope you are not offended but I do not eat the flesh of the cows you grow. Jah has given us the fruits of the trees and the fields for us to eat and so I follow his directions as I do in all things. I feel that you will be warmly welcomed here by the Baptists because you seem like them.

I am informed that there are many Indians in the State of Oklahoma. Do they ever raid your ranch and steal your cattle?

Jah Guide
Trevor

Trevor, how it is nice to meet you! I'm kinda surprised to hear about a color man like you going to school, unless your Not telling me the whole truth. I'm not surprised your supporting that female demon named Hillary like most most colored people. And I'm not surprised your vegan! Like it says in genesis, we have dominion over all the animals of the world, so if you read your bible maybe you would understand why I eat meat and dairy products!

And the Indians raiding my cattle question; nobody steals my cattle because I Exercise my 2nd amendment!


~Mr. Bradbury

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Mr. Bradbury

And the Indians raiding my cattle question; nobody steals my cattle because I Exercise my 2nd amendment!


~Mr. Bradbury

to a *


May I extend my humble greeting to you as well? I have the feeling that you are going to be deemed much more important than myself in a very short time.


Kudos on honoring the Second Amendment to the Constitution of These United States of America.


Unlike the First Amendment-- which has been interpreted much too broadly in allowing non-Christians to practice their false religions without impediment, to say nothing of its misuse in letting evolutionists and pornographers and liberals spread every lie in their Jesus-hate handbooks--the Second Amendment has been an unequivocal boon to this country. It is nearly as perfect in its language and intent as the Bible itself.


Other amendments have confused the vision of our Founding Fathers and have oft-times torn our country asunder. Sometimes I think that the Second Amendment is the only thing holding it together.


Armedly Yours,


Handmaiden



* In essence, one and the same.

[Mr. Bradbury]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

to a *


May I extend my humble greeting to you as well? I have the feeling that you are going to be deemed much more important than myself in a very short time.


Kudos on honoring the Second Amendment to the Constitution of These United States of America.


Unlike the First Amendment-- which has been interpreted much too broadly in allowing non-Christians to practice their false religions without impediment, to say nothing of its misuse in letting evolutionists and pornographers and liberals spread every lie in their Jesus-hate handbooks--the Second Amendment has been an unequivocal boon to this country. It is nearly as perfect in its language and intent as the Bible itself.


Other amendments have confused the vision of our Founding Fathers and have oft-times torn our country asunder. Sometimes I think that the Second Amendment is the only thing holding it together.


Armedly Yours,


Handmaiden



* In essence, one and the same.

Yes, yes indeed our second amendment is extremely important!

That's why it's so important to vote for Mr. Trump this coming election and not that demon women.

If our God fearing founding fathers were alive today and saw the many homo liberals trying to keep guns out the hands of the country's citizens, they would hang those libtards in minutes!


~Mr. Bradbury

[Alvin Moss]

Welcome, Mr. Bradbury. As you probably know, there have been hard feelings between Godly Texas, which is my home, and the Oklahomans since the unfortunate events of 1931, when Texas was nearly forced to invade Oklahoma and massacre every single man, woman and child there in retribution for the criminal actions of your highway department and the criminal you had as governor at that time. These hard feelings have been magnified by the ruffians you send for the UT/UO football game every year and all the attendant cheating and vandalism. Luckily and through the help of Jesus, we have been able to avoid all out war all these years.

That said, we are friendly here and welcoming to all who profess Christianity and love Jesus, even if they are from Oklahoma. I pray that you will enjoy fellowship here and be involved for many years, as we fight off Satan and defend the Lord Jesus. I have heard that you have traffic signals in Oklahoma now and widespread electricity, too. Is that true?

God Bless!

[Mr. Bradbury]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

Welcome, Mr. Bradbury. As you probably know, there have been hard feelings between Godly Texas, which is my home, and the Oklahomans since the unfortunate events of 1931, when Texas was nearly forced to invade Oklahoma and massacre every single man, woman and child there in retribution for the criminal actions of your highway department and the criminal you had as governor at that time. These hard feelings have been magnified by the ruffians you send for the UT/UO football game every year and all the attendant cheating and vandalism. Luckily and through the help of Jesus, we have been able to avoid all out war all these years.

That said, we are friendly here and welcoming to all who profess Christianity and love Jesus, even if they are from Oklahoma. I pray that you will enjoy fellowship here and be involved for many years, as we fight off Satan and defend the Lord Jesus. I have heard that you have traffic signals in Oklahoma now and widespread electricity, too. Is that true?

God Bless!

Greeting Brother Moss! I'm glad I got to meet you even though your from Texas.

Like you said Oklahoma and Texas haven't always had the best of relationships. That war which was barely avoided, border patrol, and football rivalries are just a few reason for our disliking for each other. I'm sure after TCU's and UT's loss to OU, that relationships won't improve for awhile sadly.

But thankfully, if we obey and love Jesus there's nothing different about us. In the end of the day we both follow God, we hate homos, and we most definitely hate Hillary! I'll be praying for you and your Christian walk with God.


P.S. Is Dallas still the liberal sin city of the South?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Mr. Bradbury

Hello servants of the most hight God! My name is Tom Bradbury and after observing and watching the Godly people on this forum I now know I need to and want to be a part of these forums. I could tell right away that Landover is the most Godly church in the universe and that the people are God fearing humans. It was about a week ago that I discovered the Landover baptist church website. I have felt like the churchs in general are greedy, candy coating, and preaching false messages. Landover on the other hands preaches the Truth and doesn't candy coat God's holy word. ***** Like I said earlier, my name Tom Bradbury. I live in the state of Oklahoma were there are thankfully hardly any homos and whores. I'm 33 years old and married . My wife has gave me two sons who's names are John and Timothy. When I'm not working in fields, I'm either reading my KJV Bible or teaching my family right from wrong. My favorite Bible verse is 1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

Hello Mr Bradbury. Yes, so many false "churches" have sprung up and they're well into the trough it seems in the majority of cases. Here at Landover we follow God's Plan and know that we are unworthy from birth. Deserving only of torture. But Jesus has set us free. As a result, our thoughts are not focused on material gain and how meagre these things would be given the beauty awaiting us in Heaven. God is the best architect and when you have the best the also-rans (human architects) fade rather. Welcome to the forum.

REVELATION 21 . KJV . context
1-2 And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea. And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband..
16-17 And the city lieth foursquare, and the length is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed, twelve thousand furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal. And he measured the wall thereof, an hundred and forty and four cubits, according to the measure of a man, that is, of the angel.
18-21 And the building of the wall of it was of jasper: and the city was pure gold, like unto clear glass. And the foundations of the wall of the city were garnished with all manner of precious stones. The first foundation was jasper; the second, sapphire; the third, a chalcedony; the fourth, an emerald; The fifth, sardonyx; the sixth, sardius; the seventh, chrysolite; the eighth, beryl; the ninth, a topaz; the tenth, a chrysoprasus; the eleventh, a jacinth; the twelfth, an amethyst. And the twelve gates were twelve pearls; every several gate was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Originally Posted by Mr. Bradbury

I live in the state of Oklahoma were there are thankfully hardly any homos and whores.

Mr. Bradbury: Denial doesn't work. Just as there is homosexuality in Iran regardless of what Ahmadinejad thought, there is an active gay community in the major cities of Tulsa, Oklahoma City - and quite an active LGBTQ organization at Oklahoma State. Yep, buddy - there are Oklahomos. Open your eyes.


You also seem to have the whole woman thing wrong. G_d values women. Without Ruth, Esther, Naomi, and other strong women of the Bible, the pathway for Messiah might not ever have been so open. When he finally appears, I am sure he will have a lot to say about those who disenfranchise a whole gender of people He created. As my Rabbi friend in Park Slope (Brooklyn) says, "People who discredit the wisdom of women are insecure with their own." What a talented man he is.


May G_d's wisdom enlighten you.


Mike H.

[Faith_Machine]

Who did this Bradbury fellow blow bribe to get promoted to Forum Member status so quickly?

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq

Mr. Bradbury: [. . .]You also seem to have the whole woman thing wrong. G_d values women. . .

Mr. Hezekiah, no one at Landover Baptist would be so foolish as to suggest that God doesn't value women. It's just that He values them less.


I'm not certain of the exact exchange rate, but in your particular version of the Holy Book, females are redeemed for far fewer shekels than are required for males. Is this not so?


Renumeratedly Yours,


Handmaiden

[MitzaLizalor]

I've waited a day or so for an answer to your excellent question but am not holding my breath for a reply; the Hezekiah just ignores apposite questions and zooms off on some tangent to deflect enquiry where the questions might lead to real answers. He lives and moves and has his being in the veriest fountain of deception.