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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-05-2007, 04:21 PM
Oh please, Satanist. Do you really think that you could fight against God? What kind of pathetic little sinful sissy are you? You can never defeat Landover Baptist Church or our Lord and Savior®. You can try, but I wouldn't advise it.
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-05-2007, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by roserougesang
It was a joke if you understand the thing called 'humor'.
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Rose,
Please cut out the humor and give Jesus and Salvation the dignity they deserve.
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-05-2007, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Lying witch! If there are any sexual innuendos in any True Christian's post, it was either purely accidental, put there by Satan, or read into it by filthy heathens who see sex everywhere they look!
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That's exactly what you Landoverites say when one of your sexual innuendos/double-entendres is pointed out. Every time. Though I am going to give you credit for the other two options; I think you're the only person not to blame it fully on the reader.
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
I can't tell you how saddened I am that your marriage to Brother SS fell through.
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He couldn't handle me... says I'm too rough for him.
(That, and the ACLU stepped in and came to my rescue [thanks so much to all of my heathen friends!!].)
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-05-2007, 05:15 PM
You know, I find our Caps Lock-loving non-friend quite entertaining.
SATAN WILL RULE AND WE WILL LIKE 'CAUSE THERE IS NO GOD AND YE YA KNOW
Purely out of entertainment reasons of course.
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-05-2007, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Undecided
He couldn't handle me... says I'm too rough for him.
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Jesus doesn't appreciate liars, silly woman..
And He tells me that you're going to get a big infraction if you keep spreading lies.
As we all know, the fact that you speak french was the main issue.
Well that, and the fact that you are damaged goods.
(She's not a virgin for all you unsaved who are too slow to understand what "damaged goods" means!)
But ENOUGH about that. Stop mourning that you aren't going to marry me already, you sensitive little whiner.
If you are going to post in this thread..
Then concentrate on this thread instead of my irresistable Christian charm, as hard as it may be for a lust-filled harlot as you!
Jesus doesn't appreciate de-railing, nor the fact that you see sex and sexual insinuations everywhere you look!
Stop blaming us for it, it's only your own fault that you cannot control your vile imagination.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 03-05-2007 at 05:25 PM.
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-05-2007, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Jesus doesn't appreciate liars, silly woman..
And He tells me that you're going to get a big infraction if you keep spreading lies.
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Oh yeah? Well the Almighty God BananaShoes Tooth tells me that you smell like BLUE!
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If you are going to post in this thread..
Then concentrate on this thread instead of my irresistable Christian charm, You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch! You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile! as hard as it may be for a lust-filled harlot as you!
Jesus doesn't appreciate de-railing, nor the fact that you see sex and sexual insinuations everywhere you look!
Stop blaming us for it, it's only your own fault that you cannot control your vile imagination.
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You just look at this post and try and tell me again that I haven't contributed to this thread, you grouch!
Oh my Great Gods on Olypmus, that's it!! That's what's wrong with you! You are the love child of Oscar the Grouch and his lover The Grinch! You are Sally the Grounch!
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-05-2007, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by =SATANIST=
OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SATANIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SATAN IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.
CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SATANIST FEETS!!!
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First of all, as Undecided has said, Satan, Lucifer - two different beings.
As to Rose's question, I doubt this guy is a serious Satanist of any kind. More likely he/she is
a) A teen that spends night in graveyards smoking weed or
b) A middle aged virgin in his mother's basement eating cheetos and drinking wine coolers or
c) A combination of the above (choosing the appropriate age).
In any case, if you were wanting to shock these people, good luck. They've seen and heard it all.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-05-2007, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by roserougesang
It was a joke if you understand the thing called 'humor'.
If free-thinking is so bad then leave me to do so and worry about 'saving' yourselves
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-06-2007, 12:23 AM
So... did It* just... up and disappear? I suppose you Landoverites have kidnapped It to determine how much brainwashingrepenting will have to occur before It can be Saved (if It can be Saved).
*: 'It' referring to =SATANIST=, of course.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-06-2007, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Undecided
So... did It* just... up and disappear? I suppose you Landoverites have kidnapped It to determine how much brainwashingrepenting will have to occur before It can be Saved (if It can be Saved).
*: 'It' referring to =SATANIST=, of course.
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My guess is that Jesus killed it and sent it hurling down into the scalding hot sulfur pits that will be its home from now on. Right next to Liberace and Castro.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-06-2007, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
Right, you disgraceful heathen -- that is an infraction for insulting Wash O'Hanley. And you deserve another 1000 odd points for reguritating one of the oldest jokes on the planet. What are you doing here anyway? I thought Pastor Al had banned you... Satan obviously is looking after his own.
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Ah jeez Enobarbus - how could I resist an opening like that?
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-06-2007, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Poetic Peter
Lilith rebuked? Pastors know best how to maintain order.
Reason for posting? I'm struck by this brand
I have not seen it before.
It's not quite The Scarlet Letter. More like...
The Brick of Rebuke
I like it!
I also like Lilith alive, and here,
I do not know why; I just do.
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It is my modest ambition to one day have enough of them to perhaps wallpaper the loo.
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-06-2007, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by =SATANIST=
OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SATANIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SATAN IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.
CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SATANIST FEETS!!!
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Well, well, well, what have we here?
A heathen who can't type if I'm not mistaken. Child, there is no need to 'yell' at as, we are perfectly able to read messages in lower case (with caps where appropriate, of course) which would still mean the same thing in the case of your message, which seems to be a somewhat nonsensical rant about wanting to be the devil's meat puppet.
Truly, there are billions like you, so what makes you think you are so special? No, it is we TC™'s who are the special ones, in that we will be experiencing everlasting bliss while also having front-row seats to witness your (and all those who are not landover baptists) screams of horror and pain for all eternity.
Won't you consider repenting, child?
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-06-2007, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by lilith
Ah jeez Enobarbus - how could I resist an opening like that?
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We don't want to hear about your inability to resist openings, you sicko!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-07-2007, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
We don't want to hear about your inability to resist openings, you sicko!
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Oh...ok,next time I'll leave it for you.
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-07-2007, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by lilith
Oh...ok,next time I'll leave it for you.
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That does it. You've earned yourself more warning points Lilith.
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-07-2007, 10:16 AM
Christianity is for people who want support in life.
i dont agree with satanism nor christianity. i find both to be unlogical
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-07-2007, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Communist Homosexual
Christianity is for people who want support in life.
i dont agree with satanism nor christianity. i find both to be unlogical
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Friend, this is a True Christian™ Bapti$t Forum.
Obviously Jesus guided you here for a reason.
That reason would be to find The Love of God and to get those Communist Homerskshual demons out of your Rectum.
There is an introduction Forum where I suggest you tell us about yourself, rather than disrupt and divert these other Godly Threads with your statements.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-07-2007, 10:37 AM
im just a bored english guy really. i have nothing against christians(or any other religions) of the sort. i am coimmunist but im not really gay. my parents are christian but i didnt want to be.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!! -
03-07-2007, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Communist Homosexual
im just a bored english guy really. i have nothing against christians(or any other religions) of the sort. i am coimmunist but im not really gay. my parents are christian but i didnt want to be.
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Well, we are told by The Bible(KJV1611) that we should hate our Parents.
Perhaps you should hate them for not beating Christianity into you at an early age?
England is full of Homers.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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