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Default Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering - 06-03-2017, 03:03 AM

There are lots of false religions that require hair or heads be covered. It makes no sense to me but its their thing.

What I object to is atheists ridiculing religions. Can you imagine how humiliating it is for them to see an atheist wearing a colander for his driver's license picture?? That is how crude and insensitive atheists are.


Guy Wears Colander In Driver's License Photo To Spread Religious Freedom

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A Chandler, Arizona, man now has an official driver’s license featuring a photo of him wearing a colander, the Arizona Republic reported Thursday.
Sean Corbett actually succeeded after years of trying to be photographed with the spaghetti strainer hat and being rejected at the motor vehicles department. One location finally allowed it, and the license arrived in the mail on Tuesday.
“The whole process is intimidating, especially when people are yelling at you and scorning you for making a mockery out of their system,” Corbett, a Lyft and Uber driver, told ABC 15.
Corbett told the Republic that his quest was all in the name of religious freedom. As a Pastafarian in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Corbett said he wanted to ease the way for people of other religions to don the headwear of their choice, such as a hijab or a turban, without opposition.



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Default Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering - 06-03-2017, 03:55 AM

Mr. Mayor I have long since stopped being surprised by the antics of white people. That white man looks like the kind of white men that come to Jamaica and lie around on the beach like big red whales drinking rum drinks with little umbrellas in them. The white women who come to Jamaica look like that too but most of them do not have beards.


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Default Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering - 06-03-2017, 03:45 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


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Default Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering - 06-03-2017, 04:40 PM

If Arizona allowed this, then ALL states should allow us as Christians to wear a crown of thorns when we renew our licenses. It could be fake thorns so we don't look all bloody. After all, Jesus already paid that price.


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Default Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering - 06-03-2017, 05:58 PM

According to his driver's license Sean Corbett weighs in at 250 pounds, which suggests he's been consuming a bit too much pasta - and provides one with an educated guess as to how the Lord might call him home to the Lake of Fire for mocking Him.


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Default Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering - 06-03-2017, 07:27 PM

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There are lots of false religions that require hair or heads be covered. It makes no sense to me but its their thing.

What I object to is atheists ridiculing religions. Can you imagine how humiliating it is for them to see an atheist wearing a colander for his driver's license picture?? That is how crude and insensitive atheists are.


Guy Wears Colander In Driver's License Photo To Spread Religious Freedom

Ron Dicker,HuffPost 10 hours ag
It looks better draining pasta.
A Chandler, Arizona, man now has an official driver’s license featuring a photo of him wearing a colander, the Arizona Republic reported Thursday.
Sean Corbett actually succeeded after years of trying to be photographed with the spaghetti strainer hat and being rejected at the motor vehicles department. One location finally allowed it, and the license arrived in the mail on Tuesday.
“The whole process is intimidating, especially when people are yelling at you and scorning you for making a mockery out of their system,” Corbett, a Lyft and Uber driver, told ABC 15.
Corbett told the Republic that his quest was all in the name of religious freedom. As a Pastafarian in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Corbett said he wanted to ease the way for people of other religions to don the headwear of their choice, such as a hijab or a turban, without opposition.

Hello Johny,

To me the guy looks pretty sincere. It is not like he has a silly pope hat on. I can only consider this person to be a true Pastafarian. And he seems to have been blessed with plenty of pasta.

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Default Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering - 06-03-2017, 07:45 PM

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And he seems to have been blessed with plenty of pasta.
Indeed, at 5'7" and 250 lbs, he is within one plateful of morbid obesity. He'll probably drop through the surface of the Earth and down into the Lake of Fire by the sheer force of his own weight.


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Default Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering - 06-04-2017, 03:13 AM

The thing is, an atheist has no credentials to make light of a faith. They don't believe anything so they are not qualified to say covering heads is a stupid practice and make fun of it.

Only we True Christians™ who have spent our lives studying the Bible are qualified. This fellow should use his colander for pasta.


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Default Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering - 06-04-2017, 01:57 PM

I think you mean pastafarians, as pastafarians believe that there is a being known as the flying spaghetti monster, and they wear the colander to honor the blinkin' thing. Personally, I think having a colander on the head looks incredibly stupid, but if somebody wants to do it, it's not my right to say otherwise. Not just that, but when you're an atheist, you're an atheist towards every religious deity (including the less famous ones).
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I think you mean pastafarians, as pastafarians believe that there is a being known as the flying spaghetti monster, and they wear the colander to honor the blinkin' thing. Personally, I think having a colander on the head looks incredibly stupid, but if somebody wants to do it, it's not my right to say otherwise. Not just that, but when you're an atheist, you're an atheist towards every religious deity (including the less famous ones).
Why, thank you. Not one of the several Pastafarian members on our forum has ever explained their beliefs to us before. And we had no idea that atheists eschewed ALL religions.


And it is magnanimous of you to concede that you don't have exclusive rights in looking foolish.


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There are lots of false religions that require hair or heads be covered. It makes no sense to me but its their thing.

What I object to is atheists ridiculing religions. Can you imagine how humiliating it is for them to see an atheist wearing a colander for his driver's license picture?? That is how crude and insensitive atheists are.


Guy Wears Colander In Driver's License Photo To Spread Religious Freedom

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It looks better draining pasta.
A Chandler, Arizona, man now has an official driver’s license featuring a photo of him wearing a colander, the Arizona Republic reported Thursday.
Sean Corbett actually succeeded after years of trying to be photographed with the spaghetti strainer hat and being rejected at the motor vehicles department. One location finally allowed it, and the license arrived in the mail on Tuesday.
“The whole process is intimidating, especially when people are yelling at you and scorning you for making a mockery out of their system,” Corbett, a Lyft and Uber driver, told ABC 15.
Corbett told the Republic that his quest was all in the name of religious freedom. As a Pastafarian in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Corbett said he wanted to ease the way for people of other religions to don the headwear of their choice, such as a hijab or a turban, without opposition.


great now my friends in facebook won't stop saying about this childlish 6 years old mind thingy about spagetti monster is the new god rather than focusing on what is real which is the bible itself. they don't believe in God no more.


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great now my friends in facebook won't stop saying about this childlish 6 years old mind thingy about spagetti monster is the new god rather than focusing on what is real which is the bible itself. they don't believe in God no more.

and yes I know everything about holyness itself but I can't be holy because I'm not pure inside and letting go on accepting. seriously. :sacred life:
You are on the right track, Asks. If you work hard on ridding your life from sin you might one day be free of sin and become a True Christian™. A first step is to recognize that God will not be mocked as in wearing a colander for one's Driver's License photo.


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You are on the right track, Asks. If you work hard on ridding your life from sin you might one day be free of sin and become a True Christian™. A first step is to recognize that God will not be mocked as in wearing a colander for one's Driver's License photo.
but how? I am trying so hard that my soul persist to do it.

and also it made me think. spaghetti colanders made the spaghetti monster to life? I thought we where talking about false religion.


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Default Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering - 06-11-2017, 06:44 PM

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but how? I am trying so hard that my soul persist to do it.
Look at Scientology, Jehovah's Witnesses, any cult like that-- they work because they cut their members off from dissenting views.

Christianity is not a cult of course, but we can use the same methods for good instead of evil. If you want to stop doubting, cut off anyone that ever suggests any doubts.

I suspect that you're being supported by your parents? So this may be difficult for now.

Another good technique is to injure yourself whenever you have any doubts about anything. I recommend keeping a burner on the stove hot, but be careful of the fire hazard. This is using the power of psychology against itself, conditioning you to faith. You may even recognize the use of this technique by your parents or some of your teachers!
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Look at Scientology, Jehovah's Witnesses, any cult like that-- they work because they cut their members off from dissenting views.

Christianity is not a cult of course, but we can use the same methods for good instead of evil. If you want to stop doubting, cut off anyone that ever suggests any doubts.

I suspect that you're being supported by your parents? So this may be difficult for now.

Another good technique is to injure yourself whenever you have any doubts about anything. I recommend keeping a burner on the stove hot, but be careful of the fire hazard. This is using the power of psychology against itself, conditioning you to faith. You may even recognize the use of this technique by your parents or some of your teachers!
I don't believe in cults and satanic rituals. I just don't like being a christian or going to church because its challenging and gives more pain. especially the people that surrounds you doesn't read a bible, learn to respect and love and they are afraid of changes and why do they even go to church when their not even wise to be a true christian and yes I know the church accepts everyone and has will to learn or not.


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but how? I am trying so hard that my soul persist to do it.
and also it made me think. spaghetti colanders made the spaghetti monster to life? I thought we where talking about false religion.
The English word for the Giant Spaghetti Monster is p-a-r-o-d-y. The word and practice is so disliked here at Landover Baptist church it is sometimes banned.

We at Landover dislike p-a-r-o-d-y because it ridicules Jesus. We are serious about our love for Jesus and will have nothing to do with those, like the Giant Spaghetti Monster, who mock Him.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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The English word for the Giant Spaghetti Monster is p-a-r-o-d-y. The word and practice is so disliked here at Landover Baptist church it is sometimes banned.

We at Landover dislike p-a-r-o-d-y because it ridicules Jesus. We are serious about our love for Jesus and will have nothing to do with those, like the Giant Spaghetti Monster, who mock Him.
I have no idea what your talking about but people make believing or creating non-sence on something funny because of a license photo is a sin itself. because its not human for people to see something different like the photo and make that person look dumb.


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Asks--I see what those in charge of this Landover Baptist have put you on MODERATION. You have called what I do a sin. You are completely unqualified and have no training whatsoever in the field of sin studies. God will not be mocked by you or anyone else, especially someone who calls himself religious because he wears a colander.


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Default Re: Atheist Thinks a Spaghetti Colander is Religious Head Covering - 06-12-2017, 03:32 AM

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I have no idea what your talking about but people make believing or creating non-sence on something funny because of a license photo is a sin itself. because its not human for people to see something different like the photo and make that person look dumb.


What drugs are you on, sweetie? Because you sound even less coherent than usually.
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