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Default The Mouse MUST be killed. - 09-26-2008, 08:09 PM

Asalamu wa alaikum, brothers and sisters!
Greetings from Saudi Arabia my American friends.

I see you still worship Jesus instead of the One True Allah and His Prophets (Peace be upon Them).

I have news to share with you and feel you should be warned about the perils that may be within your homes.

Sheikh Muhammad Munajid has decreed that a Mouse is one of "Satan's soldiers" and makes everything it touches impure. He has warned that depictions of the creature in cartoons such as Tom and Jerry, and Disney's Mickey Mouse, had taught children that it was in fact loveable.
Under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.

To quote the Righteous Cleric:
"The Shari’a refers to the mouse as “little corrupter,” and says it is permissible to kill it in all cases. It says that mice set fire to the house, and are steered by Satan. The mouse is one of Satan’s soldiers and is steered by him. If a mouse falls into a pot of food – if the food is solid, you should chuck out the mouse and the food touching it, and if it is liquid – you should chuck out the whole thing. Because the mouse is i-m-p-u-r-e!"



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Default Re: The Mouse MUST be killed. - 09-26-2008, 08:17 PM

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Sheikh Muhammad Munajid has decreed that a Mouse is one of "Satan's soldiers"
As Landover braces for RA8, you think we're gonna worry about what Sheikh Yabooty thinks about... mice?!
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Default Re: The Mouse MUST be killed. - 09-26-2008, 08:33 PM

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As Landover braces for RA8, you think we're gonna worry about what Sheikh Yabooty thinks about... mice?!

Of course you should be worried True Christian Lady.
I intend to travel to London next month to attend a Lecture warning of the Dangers of Mickey Mouse. at the Sheikh Zayed Theatre, London School of Economics.

You should also be worried in case your Husband tries to make you wear one of these Gas Masks:

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Default Re: The Mouse MUST be killed. - 09-26-2008, 08:49 PM

So, how do you account for this Mr Raghead?

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