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Messican hey there I am a rude idiot - 05-27-2016, 06:08 AM

If you couldn't tell by the name, I don't believe in your silly nonsense and dont think ill be here long so lets have some fun.
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Default Re: hey there piffleers - 05-27-2016, 06:12 AM

You don't have to be atheist, you know. If you really want to molest children, you can still do that as a Catholic. You'll still go to hell, but at least you won't be an atheist.


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Default Re: hey there I am a rude idiot - 05-27-2016, 06:18 AM

God damn, that was a fast response. No I think I do, cause I mean really? What can your made up god possible do to me? Oooo threats of eternal torture, hell fire, burning agony for the rest of time. Spare me please. Its cute thought, I think Im going to have a lot of fun here. And the idiot is a nice touch I like it, thanks for the change.
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Default Re: hey there piffleers - 05-27-2016, 06:23 AM

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You don't have to be atheist, you know. If you really want to molest children, you can still do that as a Catholic. You'll still go to hell, but at least you won't be an atheist.
Lol damn that escalated very quick. You must think about that a lot if that is the first thing that comes to mind when you think atheist. I do have to applaud you for the acknowledgement of the perversion in the catholic church so plus 1.
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Default Re: hey there I am a rude idiot - 05-27-2016, 06:28 AM

God can do whatever He wants to you. He can give you the Aids, make you accidentally walk into a bar of drugged-up sodomites, have you audited by the IRS, turn you into a liberal, and have your daughter marry a black tranny and send you videos of their wedding night to your work email which gets you fired from our job and ostracized in your community.

And all of that combined is nothing, NOTHING in comparison to what He has in store for you in


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Default Re: hey there I am a rude idiot - 05-27-2016, 06:33 AM

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God can do whatever He wants to you. He can give you the Aids, make you accidentally walk into a bar of drugged-up sodomites, have you audited by the IRS, turn you into a liberal, and have your daughter marry a black tranny and send you videos of their wedding night to your work email which gets you fired from our job and ostracized in your community.

And all of that combined is nothing, NOTHING in comparison to what He has in store for you in
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I find it curious you mentioned transsexuals cause I ***fornicatory material removed by moderator*** one last week and let me tell you in was life changing ***more fornicatory material removed by moderator***, but I digress. All those things you listed dont really mean much, I want that ***racist material removed by moderator*** to do something now. Personally I hope its cancer, always had a soft spot for it that's why I still smoke cigs. But please don't get me started on Christian hell. If it is real, Im looking forward to it. Think of the sex, and the drugs, you mean to tell me that all they are gonna do is torture day and night, when the most epic party of all time is to be had? Nah fam, ain't worried about it.
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Default Re: hey there I am a rude idiot - 05-27-2016, 07:57 AM

Is this fun, yet?


May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Default Re: hey there I am a rude idiot - 05-27-2016, 09:12 AM

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Is this fun, yet?
Schopenhauer wasn't quite sure why we were put here - but he was pretty certain it wasn't to have fun. Indeed, I don't believe Jesus ever guaranteed any fun - except to promise Heaven to those that attained Salvation®.


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Default Re: hey there I am a rude idiot - 05-27-2016, 03:09 PM

John 15:20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.

Do carry on.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: hey there I am a rude idiot - 05-27-2016, 04:08 PM

I reckon he can't do any of that, mostly because he does not exist.
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Default Re: hey there I am a rude idiot - 05-27-2016, 05:28 PM

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I reckon he can't do any of that, mostly because he does not exist.
Are you saying God doesn't exist? Got any evidence of that?



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Default Re: hey there I am a rude idiot - 05-27-2016, 09:09 PM

Welcome, Atheist Idiot. We get all kinds here. Truly, the rules call for you to expel yourself, because the unsaved are not welcome by official fiat. However, we often find that with a little time and effort, we can bring some of you crazed wretches to Jesus. After all, I doubt you found this site by chance. Jesus sent you here to give you an opportunity for salvation, though you don't deserve it, IMO. But who am I to second guess someone who can walk on water and raise the dead? Why don't you tell us what terrible event in your worthless existence caused you to lose your faith? We want to help.

Also, I must warn you- Strong language is never welcome.

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