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Default Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood - 05-14-2016, 07:53 PM

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A note of caution: this Godmocking degenerate can appear quite plausible to the unwary. Often his posts superficially make sense but he is always trying to drag you away from Jesus. I sometimes think he isn't interested in changing his ways at all.
Redeemed Papist,


I am too strong in my faith to be dragged away from Jesus. My faith is a gift from God and God is not an indian giver. Ephesians 2:8


Thank you for taking the time to look out for me. I appreciate it.


kindly


V.B.


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Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.
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Default Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood - 05-14-2016, 07:56 PM

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Welcome, Mrs. Brentwood! Thank you for properly introducing yourself. It's rare for someone to write such a lovely introduction. I look forward to fellowshipping with you!
Sister Esther,


Thank you for the kind words. I too look forward to fellowshipping with you and everyone else. Have a wonderful day.


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Default Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood - 05-14-2016, 08:48 PM

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Brother Franklin and Sister Pearl,


You both are a handsome looking couple and Sister Pearl, never insult yourself by saying "old fart" . Insulting yourself, insults God, Genesis 1:27


Don't dress too casual. You don't want viewers thinking you really do need the prizes to spruce up your trailer. Don't over dress either, you'll never get picked because you will outshine Vanna. Wear a nice designer dress and matching jacket with some color. At your age dear, don't go with pastels, it will just drown you out. Stay bold and vibrant like the shining Lord himself. Match your hat, shoes and handbag. Nothing says I'm a servant of the Lord more than matching accessories.
LOL Dear, don't worry; being an "old fart" isn't insulting, it means we're closer to being with the LORD!!! EEE!


Thank you for the advice! I will just be watching the taping, and not participating so I do not have to worry about outshining Vanna. And, to clear things up, Franklin and I do not live in a trailer We have a cozy house, though, now that I am thinking about it, it would be easier to live in a trailer park. Our colored help could just walk next door when it is time for them to work. My, they could be here in a fraction of the time...


Walking with Christ,




Pearl


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Default Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood - 05-14-2016, 09:04 PM

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LOL Dear, don't worry; being an "old fart" isn't insulting, it means we're closer to being with the LORD!!! EEE!


Thank you for the advice! I will just be watching the taping, and not participating so I do not have to worry about outshining Vanna. And, to clear things up, Franklin and I do not live in a trailer We have a cozy house, though, now that I am thinking about it, it would be easier to live in a trailer park. Our colored help could just walk next door when it is time for them to work. My, they could be here in a fraction of the time...


Walking with Christ,




Pearl


Pearl,


You misunderstood me. I didn't want the viewing audience to make the assumption you lived in a trailer. I knew good people like you and your husband owned a house. I must stress to Arlene she needs to convey my words with a bit more compassion. It's hard to get good help. I hope I cleared this up. If you're only watching the taping, than your attire can be of the casual sort but I would still wear an ensemble. Presentation is everything when representing the Lord. Colossians 3:17


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Default Re: Introducing Veronica Brentwood - 05-15-2016, 08:45 PM

Dear Sister Brentwood:


I haven't visited here in a while as my work trying to spread the Good News of Christ's Blood to the ungodly boroughs of New York keeps me quite busy. I was pleased to read your introduction.


My mother - a devout Catholic - always told me people in Texas were uppity and vain. Do you find that to be true? Mom's opinion doesn't matter much to me since she is headed for the flames of Hell anyway due to her refusal to stop worshipping Christ's mother and her insistence on bowing down to that nun, Pope Francis.


I am an unmarried man, seeking the affections of a Godly and upright member of the weaker gender. Perhaps you know someone in your circle who could end my bachelorhood and begin my time of siring sons for the LORD JESUS. Get back to me if so.


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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