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Bible Re: False Religions And Cults - AMERICAN BAPTISTS/Tony Compolo - 06-09-2015, 03:02 PM

The American Baptists might be included among this list. One of their favorite figures, Tony Compolo, is the most recent victims of the Devil's deception and lies, publicly "changing his mind on homosexuality" ...
http://tonycampolo.org/for-the-recor.../#.VXZdg89VhBc

Although I know he wasn’t a True Christian™, or a Real Baptist™ anyway, here’s his public admission and evidence of his certain fall to the lies of Satan!

This is precisely what he deserves for entertaining the occult, pushing his progressive, "feel good" doctrines in his books and on TV, using false translations, and now collaborating with the Devil, the Homo-in-Chief himself. As a pastor, he's going to burn twice as bright because he brings stricter judgment and God’s own wrath upon himself (James 3:1).

A life of fancy living, surrounded by designer linens, and fine dining will lure and steal the soul of the saintliest unsaved trash! Along with the showbiz productions and Hollywood insider influences (Oprah and her false teacher, Rob Bell), there are a lot of false Christians that are following these false teachings who aren't going to "feel all warm and fuzzy" when they all burn together.

I know I’ll be singing Jesus’ praises and we'll all watch while they burn!

While he hasn't come out, yet ... it wouldn’t surprise me a bit if he’s planning some grandstand coming-out announcement with some cute little cub-type, new jet-set Hollywood boytoy standing beside him soon!

I am thankful to have found the Truth taught here by Landover Baptists, who have shown me the errors of my way through God’s Word as it was written (KJV 1611), freed me from my homo-sin, and went Straight-4-Jesus!

Come quickly, sweet Jesus!

Yours in Christ,

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"... And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." (Revelation 13:17-18)
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-18-2015, 12:47 PM

Also : the religion of the 7 Gods, they worship 7 gods called the mother, the father the old women , the warrior, the blacksmith, death. Horrifying religion!
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-19-2015, 02:42 AM

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Also : the religion of the 7 Gods, they worship 7 gods called the mother, the father the old women , the warrior, the blacksmith, death. Horrifying religion!
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Also : the religion of the 7 Gods, they worship 7 gods called the mother, the father the old women , the warrior, the blacksmith, death. Horrifying religion!
If you're going to rebuke heathens, knave, at least know their beliefs. The followers of the Seven worship (false) deities named: The Maiden, the Mother, the Crone, The Father, The Smith, and The Stranger.

May the Lord of Light protect you when the Darkness comes.
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If you're going to rebuke heathens, knave, at least know their beliefs. The followers of the Seven worship (false) deities named: The Maiden, the Mother, the Crone, The Father, The Smith, and The Stranger.

May the Lord of Light protect you when the Darkness comes.
Why don't you start a thread in the Introduction Forum and tell us about your walk with Christ™, harridan.
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Why don't you start a thread in the Introduction Forum and tell us about your walk with Christ™, harridan.
I believe I have fulfilled your kindly-worded request. You should be aware, however, that magic always comes at a price. You may repay your debt to the Lord of Light in the form of an offering.
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I believe I have fulfilled your kindly-worded request. You should be aware, however, that magic always comes at a price. You may repay your debt to the Lord of Light in the form of an offering.
Introducing oneself is magic?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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I believe I have fulfilled your kindly-worded request. You should be aware, however, that magic always comes at a price. You may repay your debt to the Lord of Light in the form of an offering.
Damn, witches be needy, and ugly. Plus their faces are repulsive.

Attention whore, attention!! Obviously you don't get the right kind with your own kind so feel the need to join where there is True Salvation. Wish you'd see the irony in that. Just another step is all it takes!

Your so called master is God's biatch. he is an illusionist and has you deceived (um, hello? just like Eve). you don't hear me though.

Know this will go right through your hollow head too: God created satan. You're on the losing side - "looking kinda dumb with [your] finger and [your] thumb in the shape of an 'L' on your forehead" but you're no all-star.

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Damn, witches be needy, and ugly. Plus their faces are repulsive.
Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson conducted a fascinating study in his attempt to learn just why wiccans are so fat and ugly: Why are Wiccans so fat and ugly? A study.


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 07-30-2015, 03:23 AM

Hey, I noticed you said a lot of these "false religions and cults" (or as I like to call them, beliefs that aren't the same as yours) are Satanists. That is giving them way to much credit. Satanism is actually a religion and should be acknowledged as such instead of being attributed to a multitude of religions. The only exception might be atheism, but all atheists are not Satanists. However, all Satanists are atheists.


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Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
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However, all Satanists are atheists.
If they're atheists, then they're not 'real Satanists'.


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If they're atheists, then they're not 'real Satanists'.

That is so very true, Brother. It is not possible to believe there is no God and then worship the Lord of Hell.


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 08-11-2015, 02:34 PM

Why is it that in all these people who are mentioned in the first post, that BAPTISTS are not one of them.... they Worship themselves and money right?
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 08-11-2015, 02:53 PM

I received the below reprimand for simply speaking the truth... Why is that?


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I received the below reprimand for simply speaking the truth... Why is that?


You have been chastised for uttering a blasphemous lie, which you now have the temerity to repeat. You will have to get right with Jesus or you will have to go to Hell. There are no other choices.


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 08-11-2015, 03:25 PM

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You have been chastised for uttering a blasphemous lie, which you now have the temerity to repeat. You will have to get right with Jesus or you will have to go to Hell. There are no other choices.
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I simply speak from the truth. I preach from the Bible and I do not find a "Baptist" religious sect in the Bible. You Sir are the one who needs to get right with Jesus or you will have to go to Hell. Because there are no other choices.

And according to the "Baptist" teachings, you aren't allowed to judge me, however why did you just do such a thing and tell me that I will have to go to Hell. Also you tell me that I have spoken a lie, did you not just judge me more than one time? Sir, according to your own belief you have defiled your own personal religious doctrine.

Sir according to Baptist doctrine, anyone has to accept Jesus as their personal Savior, sir I ask for that scripture. Also I ask for the scripture that teaches that all I have to do is believe to be saved. The only time that the words "Faith" and "Only" are found in the bible is in James 2:24, where the Bible says "NOT by faith only". Sir I ask that you quit lying and tell me what the bible says (1Pe 4:11).
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 08-11-2015, 03:30 PM

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Sir,
I simply speak from the truth. I preach from the Bible and I do not find a "Baptist" religious sect in the Bible. You Sir are the one who needs to get right with Jesus or you will have to go to Hell. Because there are no other choices.

And according to the "Baptist" teachings, you aren't allowed to judge me, however why did you just do such a thing and tell me that I will have to go to Hell. Also you tell me that I have spoken a lie, did you not just judge me more than one time? Sir, according to your own belief you have defiled your own personal religious doctrine.

Sir according to Baptist doctrine, anyone has to accept Jesus as their personal Savior, sir I ask for that scripture. Also I ask for the scripture that teaches that all I have to do is believe to be saved. The only time that the words "Faith" and "Only" are found in the bible is in James 2:24, where the Bible says "NOT by faith only". Sir I ask that you quit lying and tell me what the bible says (1Pe 4:11).

You are splitting hairs to try to make the scriptures fit your feel good ideas about Jesus. The rules are clear and we are to deliver them to the unsaved, such as you. Violation of the rules will send you to Hell. That fact is not in contention. You are a blasphemer and Hell bound. That is not judgment, that is an announcement of fact. God has given that work to Christians. I have done my Christian duty to try to save you and bring you to Jesus. I am absolved of any further responsibility in your case. It is you who will have to burn and all because you are thick headed and argumentative.


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 08-11-2015, 03:33 PM

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You are splitting hairs to try to make the scriptures fit your feel good ideas about Jesus. The rules are clear and we are to deliver them to the unsaved, such as you. Violation of the rules will send you to Hell. That fact is not in contention. You are a blasphemer and Hell bound. That is not judgment, that is an announcement of fact. God has given that work to Christians. I have done my Christian duty to try to save you and bring you to Jesus. I am absolved of any further responsibility in your case. It is you who will have to burn and all because you are thick headed and argumentative.
Sir, if I am lost/unsaved .... Why are trying to save me... according to your own website here it states that the UnSaved is Unwelcome.... ???

I ask you to produce a scripture for the statements you just made.. i do not accept personal thoughts or feelings.. i want the message of Jesus (Bible)
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 08-11-2015, 03:49 PM

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Sir, if I am lost/unsaved .... Why are trying to save me... according to your own website here it states that the UnSaved is Unwelcome.... ???

I ask you to produce a scripture for the statements you just made.. i do not accept personal thoughts or feelings.. i want the message of Jesus (Bible)

I will humor you a little. Matthew 4:19.


You will have to reason out the full implications. If you seek salvation, you have come to the right place. We want to guide you. If not, you are in the wrong place. This is not a debate forum. God's word is right and you are wrong.


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 08-11-2015, 03:49 PM

Okay another infraction?? Wow... what for ??? Saying something about my first infraction. Take a look at how supposed "Christians" deal with problems instead of giving a reason of the hope that is within them (1Pe. 3:15). When someone doesn't like the truth they try to accuse people of things that they did not do. Just like Jesus. They accused him of breaking the Sabbath so that they could get rid of him because he was working the works of him who sent Him (Matthew 12).

Take a look at none sense. I am posting these things to expose peoples error (Eph. 5:11)
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While at Landover Baptist Forums, please keep in mind that you are making a public contribution to the fact that the Bible is the Infallible Word of God, and Jesus Christ is the Final Authority in all things related to the faith and morals. Should you care to share your personal opinion, kindly back it up with the Holy Bible, Chapter and Verse, in which the LORD says it first. Please read THIS thread before posting any more foolishness. Finally, your rights can be found HERE.

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Default You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum
Dear Blake Davis,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Insulting Landover and/or TCs
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Dear Sinner,

Welcome to God’s Favorite Forum. We are delighted that you wish to praise and worship Jesus here with us. We would like to know you better, so make an Introduction of yourself, your Church, your favorite verses and your path to Jesus HERE according to these instructions.

Please note that we expect respectful language and humility towards other Forum Members and your superiors, especially all True Christians™. Failures to adhere to Forum rules may result in the restriction or removal of your posting privileges. Thank you for your cooperation.

Exodus 12:49: One law shall be to him that is homeborn, and unto the stranger that sojourneth among you.

Yours in Christ!


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Why is it that in all these people who are mentioned in the first post, that BAPTISTS are not one of them.... they Worship themselves and money right?
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