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  • Pope Francis admits being a DRUG ADDICT

    Brethren,

    Everyone has been wondering why 'pope' Frances is such a nincompoop. Under his reign, the expected slide of the papists from Jesus' rule to complete denial of God has accelerated to an unprecedend speed. Any rational person would at least try to keep up appearances of a God-fearing man. Not Frances. Now we know why. He is a cocaine-addict!
    Pope Francis has told the Bolivian government that he would like to chew coca leaves when he visits the Andean country next month, a Bolivian minister said on state television and radio on Sunday.
    "We offered (the Pope) coca tea or something for the altitude," Culture Minister Marko Machicao said an interview with broadcasters.
    "He has specifically requested that he wants to chew coca, so we will be awaiting the Holy Father with the sacred coca leaf," he said.

    This is how Fran sees Jesus because of his drug consumption.

    Not only does Frances request drugs to be delivered to him. He also thinks drugs are sacred. Drugs have become his God, his Jesus. It must be during these drug-induces hallucinations he endorsed Muslim and atheist salvation, evolution, homersex and disarmament. Let us see what Jesus has to say!

    1 Thessalonians 5:6
    Therefore let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be sober.

    1 Thessalonians 5:8
    But let us, who are of the day, be sober, putting on the breastplate of faith and love; and for an helmet, the hope of salvation.

    This is also not the first time Frances has openly propagated for drug abuse. Earlier this month he had some cocaine delivered to him in the Vatican!


    See the gentle caressing touch of Frances as he ogles the drugs with the same lust an average papist preacher reserves for his altar boys.

    Let us see what Jesus has to say!

    1 Timothy 3:2
    A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;
    1. Blameless - NOT a drug addict!
    2. Husband of one wife - NOT an unmarried catamitist.
    3. Vigilant - NOT in drug-induced stupor.
    4. Sober -
    5. Good behavior - NOT demanding special deliveries of psychedelic substances.
    6. Hospitality - NOT housing aboriginal drug-delivering houseboys.
    7. Apt to teach - NOT TO SPREAD LIES ABOUT JESUS NOT BEING NECESSARY TO SALVATION.


    There was never ever any Catholic Church. There was only Satan who seduced the Romans into false worship.


    This is the REAL Jesus!


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    Re: Pope Francis admits being a DRUG ADDICT

    I think you're onto something here Brother White. This explains the cathylick obsession with "incense burners" - read "crack cocaine".

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    The whole cathylick congregation gets blissed out on Sunday mornings - just check out Newt Gingrich's latest cathylick wife.

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      Re: Pope Francis admits being a DRUG ADDICT

      Think of all the money the Church would make if the Pope blessed the cocaine. This is going to happen, and soon.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        Re: Pope Francis admits being a DRUG ADDICT

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Think of all the money the Church would make if the Pope blessed the cocaine. This is going to happen, and soon.
        Brother Nobar,

        It did happen!

        On June 9, 2014, Pope Francis received a delegation of Argentinian Indians at the Apostolic Palace – incidentally, not at the Casa Santa Marta... They presented to him several sacks of leaves of coca and products manufactured from the latter for pagan idolatric purposes.

        Francis went on to bless all those sacks ... thus giving an indirect, but powerful, support for the use of the drug.
        1 Peter 5:8
        Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:



        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • #5
          Re: Pope Francis admits being a DRUG ADDICT

          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
          I think you're onto something here Brother White. This explains the cathylick obsession with "incense burners" - read "crack cocaine".
          Don't forget the special incense they keep around for the altar boys.

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            Re: Pope Francis admits being a DRUG ADDICT

            I bet there is a Leaf in every communion wafer.
            1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:

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              Re: Pope Francis admits being a DRUG ADDICT

              Originally posted by Brother Tobias View Post
              I bet there is a Leaf in every communion wafer.
              That's they only way they can get Catholics to come to church. A Catholic mass is nothing more than a gay guy in a dress standing on stage. If you want to see that, you'll at least get better music at a drag show.

              Or so I've heard. I wouldn't go to one of those myself. Ever.
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              • #8
                Re: Pope Francis admits being a DRUG ADDICT

                Originally posted by Brother Tobias View Post
                I bet there is a Leaf in every communion wafer.
                It seems this is True. Earlier this year the Germanics intercepted a delivery of cocaine (worth billions of dollars) from reaching the Vatican. It was simply addressed to the papist post office - apparently for the general use of any high-ranking Vatican Holy Seed official.

                VATICAN plods suspect that whoever ordered 14 condoms filled with liquid cocaine worth about €40,000 took fright and decided to leave them languishing in the post office.
                According to this report, German authorities at Leizig Airport intercepted a package headed to the Vatican and found it contained 12 ounces of the drug in liquid form in condoms. They were concealed inside a shipment of cushions from South America.
                Now we know this "whoever" is! The Chief Papist, Frances.

                Job 31:33
                If I covered my transgressions as Adam, by hiding mine iniquity in my bosom:

                And the package! Condoms We can see the evidence below!



                This also allows us to unravel the True™ nature of condoms. They couldn't have been invented simply to inhibit begetting. Instead, the picture is emerging of the papists inventing this vile machine especially for the rectal transport of contraband. After all, why would the papists need contraception? 98% (or more during these End of Days) of their fornication is non-reproductive sodomy between priests and boys. There is no risk of unwanted pregnancy. As always, the sinner has found multiple uses for the prophylactics but the ORIGINAL use of condoms must have been smuggling.

                The cosa nostra is a minor player in organized crime. True monstrosity is elsewhere.



                Lamentations 4:3
                Even the sea monsters draw out the breast, they give suck to their young ones: the daughter of my people is become cruel, like the ostriches in the wilderness.


                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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