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Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach -
09-24-2006, 11:28 PM
Brothers and Cisterns! How deeply the debate over "torture" has troubled our prayers and sent us to our knees, beseeching God Almighty for discernment in ministering to our poor CIA agents, those who the LIEbrul media has villanized! These precious agents of righteousness get no respect from the cowards in the media and Demonrat Party, who would wrap themselves in the Geneva Convention and do nothing to protect American women, children and fetuses.
Here at Landover, we love the CIA [Christians In Action] and appreciate the otherwise thankless work they perform on our behalf in dankest eastern Europe and Turkmenistan. Verily, our hearts go out to our CIA boys, and as a result, in conjunction with the Lord, LBC has inaugurated a new Ministry, one named in honor of a True Christian who suffered exquisite torture at the hands of the LIEbrul humanity-haters: Terri Schiavo Love Ministry to CIA Renditionists. Press the Paypal button again and again, as the Lord huskily commands you to do, Now. Halelujah.
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Re: Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach -
09-26-2006, 09:46 PM
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Verily, our hearts go out to our CIA boys, and as a result, in conjunction with the Lord, LBC has inaugurated a new Ministry, one named in honor of a True Christian who suffered exquisite torture at the hands of the LIEbrul humanity-haters: Terri Schiavo Love Ministry to CIA Renditionists.
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that real good idea, cuz it send a message to the entire worlds that if them Christians In Action folk had been lookin after Miss.Schiavo, she still be alives today an she not have no lezbean legs niether
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Re: Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach -
09-28-2006, 10:27 PM
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You know, with homerism being so common among the sandmaccacas, they'd probably look forward to an interrogation session that included a bikini waxing, which only proves that the Geneva Convention don't mean bull excuse the French to our Great Protector's War on Terrorism.
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Re: Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach -
03-10-2012, 03:44 PM
They're torturing Mexicans now? About time. After all, pepper-spraying them doesn't work because it's less spicy than the stuff they eat.
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Re: Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach -
03-10-2012, 04:58 PM
I can't wait to hear the GOP's platform on the Terry Schiavo question this summer.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach -
05-13-2016, 03:39 AM
Now some crack pot neurologist says our beloved Terri Schiavo was in a "vegetative state".
No human being should be called a vegetable. That is most demeaning. No wonder we have homerism and abortion. There is simply no respect for human life in this country.
I put the word out to Donald Trump's people he must order Terri's body be exhumed. It can then be determined once and for all that her mind was fine and her death was a murder.
http://www.theatlantic.com/science/a...usness/481836/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Terri Schiavo CIA love outreach -
05-14-2016, 06:03 PM
BLESS Terri Schiavo! Sister Terri deserves justice!
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