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Re: hi to all -
10-15-2008, 05:02 AM
I was referring to the tweeker name issue. You knew what it meant and you are lying about being ignorant. Either that, or you are too stupid to really know the meaning and we don't need any more stupids around here, bub.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: hi to all -
10-15-2008, 05:31 AM
Oh, ok. Well, I wasn't lying about not knowing the meaning. I usually make myself ignorant to things I'm not interested in.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: hi to all -
10-15-2008, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I was referring to the tweeker name issue. You knew what it meant and you are lying about being ignorant. Either that, or you are too stupid to really know the meaning and we don't need any more stupids around here, bub.
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Agreed. Osambo's idiocy is taking up space that several stupids would normally fill!
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Re: hi to all -
10-15-2008, 05:43 AM
Why does it say I'm a known sodomite under my name? I'm completely straight.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: hi to all -
10-15-2008, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by twinkie
Why does it say I'm a known sodomite under my name? I'm completely straight.
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I suppose you want one of those sub-prime mortgages with no money down and no payments until 2036. Those days are over son, and they certainly were never available in Freehold (where Jesus still backs the dollar).
Your DoF investigation is still going on, and your rap sheet is a mile long (so big, in fact, that it's impossible to look at online). Your initial sodomy is on page 3, but the details are sketchy and the printer is out of paper at the moment.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: hi to all -
10-15-2008, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by twinkie
Why does it say I'm a known sodomite under my name? I'm completely straight.
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If you are telling the truth about your "friends" making up that Satanic user name for you, you'll obviously do whatever they say. Since they picked Tweeker as your name , they are obviously God-mocking, drug-addled, towel-head queers and since you will do whatever they say, you are obviously their sexual plaything.
If on they other hand, you are lying about who made up your user name and you made it up yourself, you are the lying God-mocker and we cannot trust anything you say. And since you say you are not a Sodomite, you obviously are.
It's simple logic friend. Don't try to fool the True Christians™ here, it's impossible with Jesus working on our side! And I saw that Muslim filth you posted, you're lucky you're not banned already. I'm sure it won't be long though.
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Re: hi to all -
10-16-2008, 03:46 AM
Isn't "twinkie" the nickname for "7337" or whatever you had up there? I assumed that our JesOS operating system had automatically translated your name into its closest American approximation.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: hi to all -
10-16-2008, 03:53 AM
You're not making a very good start here, twinkle-toes. I suggest that you start praising Jesus and be sure to read your Bible!
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: hi to all -
10-16-2008, 02:03 PM
Well some of my friends ave tried drugs, but they only tried it, like most people have. But they don't habitually use any.
And I'm not a sodomite in any way shape or form. Nor will I ever be. My fiance would be very mad if she heard you say that.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: hi to all -
10-16-2008, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by twinkie
My fiance would be very mad if she heard you say that.
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Yeah, it's a well known fact that shemales are a little edgy.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: hi to all -
10-16-2008, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
Yeah, it's a well known fact that shemales are a little edgy.
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It's all those ungodly hormones they have to take so they will grow . . . you know . . . dirty pillows!
So disgusting! Why do have to mock God like that? And If this lad is in the Army, he must be "not telling". I hope they "don't ask"!
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God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
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Re: hi to all -
10-16-2008, 10:57 PM
Hey, what are your problems? I havn't done anything on here to insult you and you call my 100% natural female fiance a shemale.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: hi to all -
10-16-2008, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by twinkie
Hey, what are your problems? I havn't done anything on here to insult you and you call my 100% natural female fiance a shemale.
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Obviously Jesus or the Pastors here (or both) know something about you that you're not telling us in this thread. Otherwise it wouldn't say "Known Sodomite" up there.
We're just trying to figure out what kind of Sodomite you are, specifically. Are you a regular queer, or a bi-homersexual, or a tranny lover, or beast-lover, or kid-touching homopedophile?
If you'd just tell us, we could stop guessing!
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Re: hi to all -
10-17-2008, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by twinkie
Hey, what are your problems? I havn't done anything on here to insult you and you call my 100% natural female fiance a shemale.
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Far be it from me to point out your Freudian slip, but you constantly refer to your betrothed as your fiancé, when we all know that fiancés are male and fiancées are female… Son, I think the cat’s out of the bag.
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Re: hi to all -
10-18-2008, 10:46 PM
Ok, well I'm sorry I made a typo. French sucks and is for gays like me anyway, so I don't know why you got so upset about it.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: hi to all -
10-19-2008, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by twinkie
Ok, well I'm sorry I made a typo. French sucks and is for gays like me anyway, so I don't know why you got so upset about it.
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So you admit to being a queer? I knew it. I guess you'll be getting married to your male fiance in California, where sodomites like yourself are allowed to sanctify their God mocking unions?
On your wedding night, will you be pitching or catching, or will you take turns?
You fags are so gross!
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God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Re: hi to all -
10-19-2008, 10:07 PM
Knock Knock.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: hi to all -
10-20-2008, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by twinkie
Knock Knock.
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Who's there?
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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