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Parents, do not buy this -
10-12-2007, 01:09 PM
A picture is worth a thousand words, so........
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-12-2007, 01:16 PM
Sweet Jesus, I think can I see little nipples on that disgusting doll.
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-12-2007, 01:18 PM
I think they use it in california to teach sex education in the kindergardens.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-12-2007, 01:39 PM
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Sweet Jesus, I think can I see little nipples on that disgusting doll.
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And the bottom of the picture makes it look as though it may possess some kind of frilly underwear. How awful.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-12-2007, 02:04 PM
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A picture is worth a thousand words, so........
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If this is a dolly used to illustrate what God did to pregnant women at several junctions in the holy Bible, it fails miserably. I'm sure there would be more blood and entrails exposed.
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Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
1 Samuel 15:2 Thus saith the LORD of hosts....
15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.
Numbers 31:17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
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They could have done better.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-12-2007, 07:44 PM
I don't know. It would be useful to teach little girls what happens when you wear sexy panties and pull them down, like the Barbie doll did. They see that sex=pregnacy. And you notice that the baby was full size, not some small featus. And should be born, not ripped out with a suction hose.
I think there could be some positive in the new barbie. Why just the other day a little girl in my church asked "why are Barbies panties down and how does the baby get into her tummy". So it gave me the perfect oppurtunity to show her what happens to girls who drop there panties for boys.
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-12-2007, 08:18 PM
if you guy are not want Barbie panty I am interest in have (for little sister in Japan okay she is have many doll).
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-12-2007, 08:36 PM
I think I'm going to be Ill. What Preversion!!!
Anyway, all of us True Christian Ladies know that Babies come out of one's navel anyway.
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-12-2007, 10:43 PM
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And should be born, not ripped out with a suction hose.
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Seeing as it's Barbie, whore role-model for children, I'm surprised it didn't come with a coat hanger, pain killers and a garbage can to throw the fetus in. Then maybe a little sports car so she can spend the rest of the night hanging out in bars with black people. Does the doll have a tatoo on her ass?
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-13-2007, 04:58 PM
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Seeing as it's Barbie, whore role-model for children, I'm surprised it didn't come with a coat hanger, pain killers and a garbage can to throw the fetus in. Then maybe a little sports car so she can spend the rest of the night hanging out in bars with black people. Does the doll have a tatoo on her ass?
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I was thinking almost the same thing, Brother Deaner, but judging by the age of the baby, I was sure one of the accessories would be a needle attached to a vacuum to suck the baby's brains out before aborting.
Get over it, lieberals! We won on partial-birth abortion, and we will triumph over the mass murder of babies in any way in the end!
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-13-2007, 05:28 PM
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if you guy are not want Barbie panty I am interest in have (for little sister in Japan okay she is have many doll)
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Oh but we know the panties are really for yoooooou, Hi-sweetie-san! Come on now, fess up!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Did anyone notice -
10-13-2007, 05:42 PM
that the company had to redesign Barbie's figure to accommodate that Down -syndrome-alien in her tummy? One of my parishoners, who was actually the person who had all the preggers 'Midge' dolls removed from Wal-Mart overlaid this picture with the 'other' Barbie and was rather amazed at the result.
I think the entire business of having see through Barbies is disgusting. Pregnancy is a filthy, unclean activity, best accomplished in separate women's quarters with mammys or other female attendants while the men are out resharpening their swords.
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-15-2007, 09:49 AM
Indeed. Men shouldn't have to deal with babies until they are no longer babies.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-19-2007, 04:31 PM
I'm with Pastor Al: unclean things like pregnancy are not child's play. Here is a better toy:
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-20-2007, 11:01 AM
Oh, OK, I see it now Mr. Thurmond. Teaching simple facts such as babies are born from women , not men is wrong. However killing living things fo the fun of it, encouraging violence, and risking auditory damage and your life, should there be an accident is right is it? Well, that might explain the US crime rates...
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-20-2007, 11:42 AM
Watch your sarcastic tone there sinner. I'll slap your soul out of your body and toss it in hell myself. These are men of God and soldiers of Christ you're listening to. You should consider yourself lucky to be in the same room.
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-21-2007, 02:00 PM
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if you guy are not want Barbie panty I am interest in have (for little sister in Japan okay she is have many doll).
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Don't worry, we'll cure you of your used-underwear fetish as part of our reconstruction contract for Operation Japanese Liberation.
By the way, there's an excellent new video series to help our little yellow cousins learn English. It has all the important phrases that you'll need to say when Operation Japanese Liberation comes, such as "Please spare my life!" and "Take anything you want!"
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Re: Parents, do not buy this -
10-23-2007, 10:19 AM
Mr. Thurmond, Sir, might I enquire as to the roots of this racist remark?
Before you claim that is is not racist, I think that saying the only necessay phrases for Japanese people are:
a) "Please spare my life!" Indicates rather obviously, you wish to kill them, something which I, call me a heretic, classify as senseless violence.
b) "Take anything you want" This indicates you wish to rob them... Are you that cheap? Can't you buy what it is you have in mind?
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