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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Nobar King! -
04-03-2013, 05:06 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I hope you enjoy the JESUS walking cane I got you!
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Location: Mostly on the front porch.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Nobar King! -
04-03-2013, 05:22 PM
Thank you Daisy Mae, now I can lean on Jesus a little more!
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Nobar King! -
04-03-2013, 05:56 PM
A most Blessed Birthday to you, Mr. King!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Islamic Caliphate of Germany
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Nobar King! -
04-03-2013, 06:25 PM
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I said, Days should speak, and multitude of years should teach wisdom. - Job 32:7
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The Lord bless thee, and keep thee:
The Lord make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee:
The Lord lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace.
- Numbers 6:24-26
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Jesus loves you today and every day of your life
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
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Jesus's Favorite Nurse
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Location: Landover Basement
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Nobar King! -
04-03-2013, 09:44 PM
Blessed Birthday, Brother!
Luke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Freehold, Iowa, God's Nation!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Nobar King! -
04-03-2013, 10:12 PM
Happy Birthday! Jesus loves you!
YIC
Mary Thompson
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Nobar King! -
04-03-2013, 10:28 PM
Since the present I gave you 17 years ago is indestructible, I am certain you don't need a new one.
I don't have time to attend your birthday as I will be napping, so please save me a large steak for when I visit next week.
Psalm 118:24 "This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Nobar King! -
04-04-2013, 03:22 AM
Happy Birthday!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Nobar King! -
04-04-2013, 03:37 AM
Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar. I hope you found your hearing aids.
Don't forget to send over your Birthday Tithe. Don't try and jip Jesus, or you'll pay in the end.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Nobar King! -
04-04-2013, 03:46 AM
Happy Birthday, Brother Nobar!
I have signed you up at Radio Shack for the battery of the month club. Do not forget to go there once a month and get your free battery as a gift from me to you. You do not have to send a thank you card after you get each battery though it would be nice.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Location: Mostly on the front porch.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Nobar King! -
04-04-2013, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I hope you found your hearing aids.
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Let's keep the AIDS out of this.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Location: Under the watchful eye of my husband
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Nobar King! -
04-04-2013, 03:59 PM
Happy (belated) Birthday!
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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