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Default Jailed! - 03-16-2013, 04:10 PM

Not that I expected anyone to miss a horrid looking little woman such as I, but I would like those that remember me to know that my absence from the interwebs was due to being jailed for doing the Lord's work. I was protesting an abortion clinic, (as I do every Saturday afternoon) when I took an opportunity to go past the guard and invite the love of Jesus in to that den of iniquity. Of course they booed me when I told them they were all going to Hell. Not to be deterred by liberal madness, I knocked out the Doctor of Baby Death with my trusty iron bound KJV, picked up the poor little baby he was killing, put it back in the harlot of a mother and sowed her up. They said I was a monster for doing this and threw the book of liberal law at me. So, to prison I went. I spent far too much time surrounded by very butch "women" who tried to take advantage of my body and soul. The rest I wish not to go in to as it is not fit for a family forum. (You can PM me if you wish for the lurid details of the rampant lust of incarcerated lezzies.)

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Default Re: Jailed! - 03-16-2013, 04:19 PM

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Not that I expected anyone to miss a horrid looking little woman such as I, but I would like those that remember me to know that my absence from the interwebs was due to being jailed for doing the Lord's work. I was protesting an abortion clinic, (as I do every Saturday afternoon) when I took an opportunity to go past the guard and invite the love of Jesus in to that den of iniquity. Of course they booed me when I told them they were all going to Hell. Not to be deterred by liberal madness, I knocked out the Doctor of Baby Death with my trusty iron bound KJV, picked up the poor little baby he was killing, put it back in the harlot of a mother and sowed her up. They said I was a monster for doing this and threw the book of liberal law at me. So, to prison I went. I spent far too much time surrounded by very butch "women" who tried to take advantage of my body and soul. The rest I wish not to go in to as it is not fit for a family forum. (You can PM me if you wish for the lurid details of the rampant lust of incarcerated lezzies.)

YIC

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Default Re: Jailed! - 03-16-2013, 05:47 PM

I heard you were in the pokey. I would of helped but I did not want to take advantage of my friendship with the authorities and interferred with my golf games with the Attorney General. Getting Miss Daisy Johnson out a couple of times a year pretty much consumes my 'friendship' favors.
I hope you did get the Chick Tracts I dropped of for you.


FYI, DVD's of your times in the showers in the prison are in the Landover Church Library, in the 'Abomination' section.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Jailed! - 03-16-2013, 06:06 PM

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...FYI, DVD's of your times in the showers in the prison are in the Landover Church Library, in the 'Abomination' section.
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Default Re: Jailed! - 03-16-2013, 06:06 PM

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Not that I expected anyone to miss a horrid looking little woman such as I, but I would like those that remember me to know that my absence from the interwebs was due to being jailed for doing the Lord's work. I was protesting an abortion clinic, (as I do every Saturday afternoon) when I took an opportunity to go past the guard and invite the love of Jesus in to that den of iniquity. Of course they booed me when I told them they were all going to Hell. Not to be deterred by liberal madness, I knocked out the Doctor of Baby Death with my trusty iron bound KJV, picked up the poor little baby he was killing, put it back in the harlot of a mother and sowed her up. They said I was a monster for doing this and threw the book of liberal law at me. So, to prison I went. I spent far too much time surrounded by very butch "women" who tried to take advantage of my body and soul. The rest I wish not to go in to as it is not fit for a family forum. (You can PM me if you wish for the lurid details of the rampant lust of incarcerated lezzies.)

YIC

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Sister, I thank you for your work. And so does God I imagine. I am sure that He appreciates it when a Christian like you takes righteous action in opposition to a situation He created.

I think we often forget that God is responsible for everything that happens, including abortions. Just because we do not understand why He does what He does does not mean we should not stand up for what we believe, and more importantly, for what God tells us that we should believe.

The Lord works in mysterious ways, and it is up to those that have accepted Christ's temporary sacrifice of Himself to Himself to do His bidding against the evil that He Himself allows to exist. Glory!


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Default Re: Jailed! - 03-16-2013, 06:09 PM

Sister Clampett, it is so wonderful to have you back here doing the Lord's Work! I do hope you testified to the "women" as they raped you. Perhaps it would be helpful to all of us if you shared your sordid story of depravity in greater detail so we can better know the enemy we have in Satan.


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Default Re: Jailed! - 03-16-2013, 08:21 PM

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Not that I expected anyone to miss a horrid looking little woman such as I, but I would like those that remember me to know that my absence from the interwebs was due to being jailed for doing the Lord's work. I was protesting an abortion clinic, (as I do every Saturday afternoon) when I took an opportunity to go past the guard and invite the love of Jesus in to that den of iniquity. Of course they booed me when I told them they were all going to Hell. Not to be deterred by liberal madness, I knocked out the Doctor of Baby Death with my trusty iron bound KJV, picked up the poor little baby he was killing, put it back in the harlot of a mother and sowed her up. They said I was a monster for doing this and threw the book of liberal law at me. So, to prison I went. I spent far too much time surrounded by very butch "women" who tried to take advantage of my body and soul. The rest I wish not to go in to as it is not fit for a family forum. (You can PM me if you wish for the lurid details of the rampant lust of incarcerated lezzies.)

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Welcome back

I wish I had known where you were, I would have come visit and we could have worshiped together.

Glad to hear that you were able to come out of prison with your body and soul intact. Praise The Lord! Jesus was surely taking care of you!

Luke 21:12 But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake.


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Default Re: Jailed! - 03-18-2013, 08:50 PM

Thank you all for your kind words and prayers. Prison was hard, and I know I can never look at a broomstick again without screaming, but I will carry the internal damage with glory in my heart.
Sister Victory, yes I did testify during my repeated defilement. I will give you the details over brunch this Sunday.
Brothers Portway and Professor Bessemer, I know God had a reason for letting my unfortunate incarceration and subsequent organ damage occur, but it is not for me to ask why. Such things are surely above my silly female head.
Brother Jim, I did get the Chick Tracts. Thank you so much for the ability to have proper literature. The only Bible in prison was a Living Way.
Sister Believer, Thank you for your kindness. However God endowed you with much better looks than I. The inmates would have....done things to you had you visited.
I am very glad to be back!


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Default Re: Jailed! - 03-19-2013, 12:06 AM

How sad it is when a wonderful god-fearing woman such as yourself is jailed and left to the mercy of diabolical lesbos when baby-killers are free to roam and abort when they want.
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How sad it is when a wonderful god-fearing woman such as yourself is jailed and left to the mercy of diabolical lesbos when baby-killers are free to roam and abort when they want.
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LUKE 21
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[Jesus] saidunto them, Nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom:
11 And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.
12 But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake.
13 And it shall turn to you for a testimony.
14 Settle it therefore in your hearts, not to meditate before what ye shall answer:
15 For I will give you a mouth and wisdom, which all your adversaries shall not be able to gainsay nor resist.
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In these last days, within the secularistic world jurisdiction giving us Nation against nation, Kingdom against kingdom, great earthquakes, famine, pestilence and fearful sights (such as you may have experienced recently but Praise The Lord, how much worse it could have been they could have delivered you up to the synagogues verse 12) it is worth remembering that in any satanic administration his victims are innocent and the law is the crime.

Satan's minions are not blameless however as will be fresh in your memory and I know you will want to forget all about it so won't dwell on the vile antics of bikie molls bad enough in broad daylight (not that they usually get up before sunset but you know what I mean) let alone banged up in a stinking cell or even waiting for a train, innocent bystanders tossed onto the the tracks for no reason, a mere nothing. And the language. As a Christian they would target you particularly, seeking not just to corrupt your fleshly morals with their own base appetites but to bring you spititual woe.

Jesus knew this would happen. He knew it would happen to you. And Jesus encourages us not to think before we speak in such a situation: Settle it therefore in your hearts, not to meditate before what ye shall answer verse 14.

Satan mimics in desparation, his world order collapsing about his ears (if he hasn't chewed them off yet).

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If a ruler hearken to lies, all his servants are wicked.
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Where Jesus promises: I will give you a mouth and wisdom, which all your adversaries shall not be able to gainsay nor resist verse 15,
the best we ever see from hell is running off at the mouth.
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