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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 10-12-2015, 08:19 PM

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You are a f*cking sick man!
I didn't write the Bible. So what you are actually saying here is that Jesus, who died for your sins, is a sick man! That sounds pretty ungrateful to me.

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That is what the Bible teaches us to do in Judges 19:22-30.

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and after she's no longer a virgin you should burn her ?
That is what the Bible teaches us to do in Genesis 38:24.

Getting into Heaven is surprisingly simple. Just follow the Bible for 100% (James 2:10).

Getting into Hell is also surprisingly simple. Ignore parts of the Holy Bible. It doesn't matter how small the part is you ignore.

So it is very clear what your end will be like... Enjoy Hell!


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 10-12-2015, 08:32 PM

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Get your daughter raped, and after she's no longer a virgin you should burn her ? WTF!!!
You would be wise, young lady, to watch your potty mouthed responses in here. I've made a promise to be nice (until I blackout and can't be held responsible) but for you I will make an exception.

The good Christian folk here are being extremely patient with your heathen attitude, please remember this is not your house until Jesus accepts you as a human and not a whore.

I want to love you little girl, but not before Jesus does.

Now lets try again shall we?


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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 10-12-2015, 08:34 PM

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Hi sweetie!

Don't shoot the messenger, if you have a problem with the Holy Bible then complain to the Author.
Hello Basilissa,

Perhaps you could post the contact information of the Author for Pinkguy?

Praying might not be a suitable way for Pinkguy to contact Him: John 9:31.

Kind regards, Roland


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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 10-12-2015, 09:22 PM

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Hello Basilissa,

Perhaps you could post the contact information of the Author for Pinkguy?

Praying might not be a suitable way for Pinkguy to contact Him: John 9:31.

Kind regards, Roland
Good point, dear.

Here are some helpful directions:

1. Repent and accept as your Lord and Savior.

2. Pray.

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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 10-12-2015, 11:17 PM

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I didn't write the Bible. So what you are actually saying here is that Jesus, who died for your sins, is a sick man! That sounds pretty ungrateful to me.

That is what the Bible teaches us to do in Judges 19:22-30.

That is what the Bible teaches us to do in Genesis 38:24.

Getting into Heaven is surprisingly simple. Just follow the Bible for 100% (James 2:10).

Getting into Hell is also surprisingly simple. Ignore parts of the Holy Bible. It doesn't matter how small the part is you ignore.

So it is very clear what your end will be like... Enjoy Hell!

I noticed in the Judges passage that the daughter option was not taken up.


. Judges 19
. 24a Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine;
. 24b them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: kjv



But with her father's consent would it be rape? I also noticed that in order to protect the guest, the host offered the guest's concubine and she was done to death. Does God assign authority over guests property (in this case some sort of sex slave) to hosts?

And would it be rape in either case?
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 10-13-2015, 06:13 PM

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You would be wise, young lady,
Im not female nor a feminist.
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 10-13-2015, 06:51 PM

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Im not female nor a feminist.
Why do you hate woman? Is that because you are gay?


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 10-21-2015, 07:02 PM

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Why do you hate woman? Is that because you are gay?
WHEN did i say i hate women?
you're pretty weak fools. Enjoy getting 0$ from this idiot
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 10-21-2015, 08:05 PM

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WHEN did i say i hate women?
you're pretty weak fools. Enjoy getting 0$ from this idiot
And they should enjoy that. 2 Corinthians 9:7 says God loves cheerful givers and you don´t seem cheerful at all. They wouldn´t be Christians if they would accept your tithes.


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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 10-21-2015, 08:08 PM

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This is intriguing. First you reply that you are Asexual, then you reply that you are an idiot. Why do you pray to be Asexual? And why is it you think you need to state the obvious? We are True Christians™ we know only idiots are Asexual

Under the circumstances it is probably best I communicate with you in pictures. It isn't exactly idiot speak but I can't hit you with a "Virtual Paddle" now can I. That's just ridiculous Don't be such an idiot. < hahaha See what God did there?


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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 10-29-2015, 09:12 PM

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This is intriguing. First you reply that you are Asexual, then you reply that you are an idiot. Why do you pray to be Asexual? And why is it you think you need to state the obvious? We are True Christians™ we know only idiots are Asexual

Under the circumstances it is probably best I communicate with you in pictures. It isn't exactly idiot speak but I can't hit you with a "Virtual Paddle" now can I. That's just ridiculous Don't be such an idiot. < hahaha See what God did there?
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 10-29-2015, 09:19 PM

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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 10-29-2015, 10:58 PM

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ok, so you just edit my post and keep making fun of it ?
everyone knows that you edit other people's posts and pretend that they said that stuff
I would ask you to show me where I edited your post but I wont because I didn't. Even if I did, I would assume it was God working through me not my own Will. But as my friend Didymus has already pointed out, the contract here is very clear. One might think harder before naming themselves after Satan when joining a True Christian™ forum. It could give people the wrong impression. However, we are here to help with your Salvation.
ctrl/alt/delete will help you, God provided your keyboard with this Glorious escape tunnel in times of hissyfit.

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Seriously...What the hell is wrong with you people.... JUST BECAUSE ITS IN THE BIBLE, DOESNT MEAN ITS RIGHT. WHY DO YOU NOT GET THAT. Girls do NOT deserve to be raped, abused BURNED, sold or anything. They are equal to us. Take whatever corrupt bible you have and throw it away, because you deserve to be in jail if you have actually done this. This isn't the Christian way... Its the psychopath way. It's disgusting. I've tried my best to hear your ways out, but this is too far. Women and men are equal. Look at all the women who are body builders. God did not assign a role for anyone. It's just what society has made women into, which has changed. I can see that you guys have not. I hope you wake up into the real world soon, or you won't have a chance in hell that anyone outside of your community will even give you the glance of an eye. Now, if you excuse me, it's banning time! See yah! Oh, and nothing you say will make me believe this is right. Nothing at all. Anyone who believes in this is sick and uses medieval methods to define their way of life. I can't even believe I just read what I read. This is probably worse than Westboro Baptist Church. I hope that your kids can get out of this cult before it's too late. Ok, I'm done. Hit me with your best shot. You're the minority here on the world. Remember that.
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 02-29-2016, 09:39 PM

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Seriously...What the hell is wrong with you people.... JUST BECAUSE ITS IN THE BIBLE, DOESNT MEAN ITS RIGHT. WHY DO YOU NOT GET THAT. Girls do NOT deserve to be raped, abused BURNED, sold or anything. They are equal to us. Take whatever corrupt bible you have and throw it away, because you deserve to be in jail if you have actually done this. This isn't the Christian way... Its the psychopath way.
You realize these ideas come straight from Jesus, don't you? Are you really calling Jesus a psychopath? Are you sure you want to do that? He's got the power to send you to Hell for all eternity, after all (Matthew 10:28).



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Seriously...What the hell is wrong with you people.... JUST BECAUSE ITS IN THE BIBLE, DOESNT MEAN ITS RIGHT.
Following that thought, that'd mean that Jesus is not real (since He's also in the Bible). Why on earth would you think such a horrible thing?!

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WHY DO YOU NOT GET THAT. Girls do NOT deserve to be raped, abused BURNED, sold or anything. They are equal to us. Take whatever corrupt bible you have and throw it away, because you deserve to be in jail if you have actually done this. This isn't the Christian way...


Without the Bible there is no Christianity. How could you be a Christian and ignore God's Will as expressed in the Bible?

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Its the psychopath way. It's disgusting. I've tried my best to hear your ways out, but this is too far. Women and men are equal. Look at all the women who are body builders.
Oh, they are ugly!

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God did not assign a role for anyone. It's just what society has made women into, which has changed. I can see that you guys have not. I hope you wake up into the real world soon, or you won't have a chance in hell that anyone outside of your community will even give you the glance of an eye.
We're perfectly fine in our community. What's your point, exactly?

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Now, if you excuse me, it's banning time! See yah!
Whom are your trying to ban, sweetie? Are you trying to ban Jesus from your pathetic life?

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Oh, and nothing you say will make me believe this is right. Nothing at all. Anyone who believes in this is sick and uses medieval methods to define their way of life. I can't even believe I just read what I read. This is probably worse than Westboro Baptist Church. I hope that your kids can get out of this cult before it's too late. Ok, I'm done. Hit me with your best shot. You're the minority here on the world. Remember that.
We do, sweetie. That's how God designed this world - so that 99.9% of humanity goes straight to Hell:

Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 02-29-2016, 09:50 PM

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You're the minority here on the world. Remember that.
But of course we are. We are the minority that will go to Heaven. You are part of the majority that will receive a well deserved eternal burn in Hell for ignoring God's Holy Bible.

Matthew 7:13-14 - King James Version (KJV)

Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 03-14-2016, 10:10 PM

This is horrible, if your wonderful bible which you worship so much tells you to let people rape your wives and that you should beat your children, the <<<improper language removed>>> your bible and <<<improper language removed>>> your God too if he wrote that

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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 03-14-2016, 10:21 PM

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This is horrible, if your wonderful bible which you worship so much tells you to let people rape your wives and that you should beat your children, the <<<improper language removed>>> your bible and <<<improper language removed>>> your God too if he wrote that
You really do like to embarrass yourself, huh?


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

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Default Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - 03-15-2016, 05:28 AM

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This is horrible, if your wonderful bible which you worship so much tells you to let people rape your wives and that you should beat your children, the <<<improper language removed>>> your bible and <<<improper language removed>>> your God too if he wrote that

And your point is?


Hebrews 12:8


“But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.”


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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