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"Stumpy"
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-13-2007, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by lilith
Never mind the tshirt Sister Thumper - did you happen to notice the rather amply filled jeans?
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God has blessed me, this much I know.
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-13-2007, 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted by lilith
Never mind the tshirt Sister Thumper - did you happen to notice the rather amply filled jeans?
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Why, LILITH HORTENSIA MC UNGODLY!
What I noticed was a handsome GODLY Solider in Christ whose very heart and compassion makes me twitterpated for the LORD.
I swear Lilth, you are such a nappy headed, wanted hussey ho! Let's keep our hearts and minds aligned with CHRIST and not Warrior's outstandling, perfectly shaped chest, arms and buttocks. It is the passion that glows from within him for JESUS and his pride in GOD's favorite Country that I so adore.
L ve, Sister Thumper
Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 04-13-2007 at 03:59 AM.
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"Stumpy"
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-13-2007, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Why, LILITH HORTENSIA MC UNGODLY!
What I noticed was a handsome GODLY Solider in Christ whose very heart and compassion makes me twitterpated for the LORD.
I swear Lilth, you are such a nappy headed, wanted hussey ho! Let's keep our hearts and minds aligned with CHRIST and not Warrior's outstandling, perfectly shaped chest, arms and buttocks. It is the passion that glows from within him for JESUS and his pride in GOD's favorite Country that I so adore.
L ve, Sister Thumper
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Sister Thumper! I did not know what she was referencing at first! I thought she might be referring to size of my legs and how much hard work I put into making them perfect! Now I know her intentions behind that comment were impure.... Evil Woman Lilith! Your attempts to seduce me will fail!
God Bless,
Warrior in Christ
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
Last edited by Warrior in Christ; 04-13-2007 at 04:08 AM.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-13-2007, 04:40 AM
Oh my, how could I...?
Yes, dear sweet Brother, I left out those legs.
Trust me, they did NOT go unnoticed in the eyes of the LORD.
Please excuse me. It's time for my 5 lap swim.......
:L ve, Sister Thumper
Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 04-13-2007 at 04:41 AM.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-13-2007, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Warrior in Christ
Now I know her intentions behind that comment were impure.... Evil Woman Lilith! Your attempts to seduce me will fail!
God Bless,
Warrior in Christ
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One of the things I look forward to asking Jesus on Judgement Day is if Lilith has ever had a pure intention regarding anything. It seems unlikely.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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"Stumpy"
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-13-2007, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
One of the things I look forward to asking Jesus on Judgement Day is if Lilith has ever had a pure intention regarding anything. It seems unlikely.
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This I do not doubt Brother. It seems as though Satan has been guiding her hand and black heart for quite some time now.
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-14-2007, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Why, LILITH HORTENSIA MC UNGODLY!
What I noticed was a handsome GODLY Solider in Christ whose very heart and compassion makes me twitterpated for the LORD.
I swear Lilth, you are such a nappy headed, wanted hussey ho! Let's keep our hearts and minds aligned with CHRIST and not Warrior's outstandling, perfectly shaped chest, arms and buttocks. It is the passion that glows from within him for JESUS and his pride in GOD's favorite Country that I so adore.
L ve, Sister Thumper
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Ah,so you DID notice then.
I thought as much.
" Evil Woman Lilith! Your attempts to seduce me will fail!"
Surely a great relief to us both.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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Honorary White Woman.
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-14-2007, 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
I swear Lilth, you are such a nappy headed, wanted hussey ho!
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Oh! You GO gurl! And the watermelons does not fall far from the vine, because that be true about her momma too! That's right, Lilith! I said YO MOMMA! Whatchoo gonna do about it? You ain't got nothin' on me! I's crunk for Jesus, foo'! PRAAAAISE! J.C. in da house!
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-15-2007, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Lateefah Yomama
Oh! You GO gurl! And the watermelons does not fall far from the vine, because that be true about her momma too! That's right, Lilith! I said YO MOMMA! Whatchoo gonna do about it? You ain't got nothin' on me! I's crunk for Jesus, foo'! PRAAAAISE! J.C. in da house!
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Hey! I'm getting good at deciphering this stuff - I understood three whole words that time!
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-16-2007, 09:32 PM
Back to the toppic, christian music.
For those among us that are gifted with instruments it might be a good idea to post some samples online, so that more people can get in touch with it.
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Unsaved Mexijican Trash Incapable of using God's Holy American Language properly
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Location: mexico, english tho
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-16-2007, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
No, unlike your Elmo boyfriend, we're not obsessed with getting into your butt.
Please keep your perverted fantasies about us Godly Christians to yourself!
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haha fantasies with you? eew! The bible should say:Thou shalt not say grothesque things! puagh! Oh! and plz learn to spell Emo, It's a litlle un-english to write the way you did. Thanks.
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-17-2007, 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Lord Lucifer
Back to the toppic, christian music.
For those among us that are gifted with instruments it might be a good idea to post some samples online, so that more people can get in touch with it.
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Friend, you are no Christian. Therefore, by definition, how could you possibly play Christian music?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-17-2007, 06:05 AM
Im not a 'true christian' yet, but i ám a christian. And I also play guitar, so I'd say that's my fied of expertise.
I will never surrender to false beliefs!
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-17-2007, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Lord Lucifer
Im not a 'true christian' yet, but i ám a christian. And I also play guitar, so I'd say that's my fied of expertise.
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You're an xtian huh? (And no, I'm not xtian, not by a long shot)
What is your username meant to be, ironic? How old are you anyway, 13?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-17-2007, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Lucifer
Back to the toppic, christian music.
For those among us that are gifted with instruments it might be a good idea to post some samples online, so that more people can get in touch with it.
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We have no interest whatsoever in your "skin flute" skills, Lucy!
Tell me, why do you hate Jesus?
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-17-2007, 05:23 PM
I dont, why should I? He has done a lot for the world!
And i dont play any flute what so ever . Btw, you all know lucifer was a archangel before he fell, and he altered his name after that. Therefor 'lucifer' doenst equal 'satan' anymore.
And im 13 years old you think? Man, is it that hard to look at someone's profile?
I will never surrender to false beliefs!
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-17-2007, 05:29 PM
I know this Probably the wrong thread but I would like to find out if Loe Satriani's music is satanic.
And I would like an answer that is not intended as an insult, and one more thing sorry if this is in the wrong thread.
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-17-2007, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by juggalo
I know this Probably the wrong thread but I would like to find out if Loe Satriani's music is satanic.
And I would like an answer that is not intended as an insult, and one more thing sorry if this is in the wrong thread.
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Is there any doubt of a diabolical connection? Can you explain how else can man who doesn't profess a love for Christ achieve such impressive work with a guitar? Their can be only one source for Satrani's musical prowess; Lucifer himself. It is the there in Satrani’s name, a clear anagram for Satan, it is there in the titles of Satrani’s songs like “Surfing with the Alien”, a clear come on to Mexicans to cross the boarder. Satrani’s wild uninhibited style is just an attempt to audioly seduce men into applying the same caviler disregard for the rules in their lives. Depravity can be the only end result.
When Satriani plucks his guitar, he is plucking the very tallywacker of the devil himself.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-17-2007, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Is there any doubt of a diabolical connection? Can you explain how else can man who doesn't profess a love for Christ achieve such impressive work with a guitar? Their can be only one source for Satrani's musical prowess; Lucifer himself. It is the there in Satrani’s name, a clear anagram for Satan, it is there in the titles of Satrani’s songs like “Surfing with the Alien”, a clear come on to Mexicans to cross the boarder. Satrani’s wild uninhibited style is just an attempt to audioly seduce men into applying the same caviler disregard for the rules in their lives. Depravity can be the only end result.
When Satriani plucks his guitar, he is plucking the very tallywacker of the devil himself.
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wow
and sorry i brought my Twiztid Mynd back to the holiest of website
(yes I am aware of the spelling mistake so please don't inform me)
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Re: Christian music. Why so happy? -
04-17-2007, 06:03 PM
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wow
and sorry i brought my Twiztid Mynd back to the holiest of website
(yes I am aware of the spelling mistake so please don't inform me)
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So what did you expect to find here besides The Lord's TRUTH™ friend?
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