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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-25-2007, 07:05 PM
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lol...I don't know him. They meant that it was on some demon's will that I'm here doing his dirty work

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Oh ok because there was a guy on these forums not to long ago whose name(on the forums not in real life) was belphegor, and I was wondering if you knew him.
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-26-2007, 05:23 AM
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Better run out to a Godly McDonald's hamburger stand right away. Your very life depends on it! Better order fries too! They're cooked in delicious beef fat.
If I'm going to eat meat, it is not going to be a Mc-are-you-sure-this-isn't-mad-cow Burger. I fail to see the Godliness of eating a gray hamburger. Only now made with 100% beef? I will go for a McApple Pie though. I don't know why they expire at exactly 4:00 (and it is 4:30 when I buy it), but they're pretty good.
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-26-2007, 05:41 AM
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If I'm going to eat meat, it is not going to be a Mc-are-you-sure-this-isn't-mad-cow Burger. I fail to see the Godliness of eating a gray hamburger. Only now made with 100% beef? I will go for a McApple Pie though. I don't know why they expire at exactly 4:00 (and it is 4:30 when I buy it), but they're pretty good.
FYI: McDonalds has ALWAYS been 100% pure American beef, and its color is the color of Godliness and Capitalism. Millions of burgers are consumed each and every day all over the globe, and there has never been one single case of mad-cow disease, which I have always suspected is a communist hippie lie anyway.

Also fyi: Those apple pies are deep fried in delicious beef tallow, hence their popularity.

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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-26-2007, 07:46 PM
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I fail to see the Godliness of eating a gray hamburger.
I eat McDonald's all the time. The burgers are brown, not gray.
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-27-2007, 05:16 AM
McDonald's is a evil place. They kill cows in a horrable way, and have you ever see "Super Size Me"? The food that place sells can make you sick, and I just find it wrong.
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-27-2007, 05:36 AM
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McDonald's is a evil place. They kill cows in a horrable way, and have you ever see "Super Size Me"? The food that place sells can make you sick, and I just find it wrong.
Ah, the huggy hippy returns....
Honestly, Lunar, as horrible as they do or don't kill cows, the plain truth is that if people don't see it happen, they simply don't care.


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McDonald's is a evil place. They kill cows in a horrable way, and have you ever see "Super Size Me"? The food that place sells can make you sick, and I just find it wrong.
How would you like them to kill cows? Tickle them to death? Wait until they drop dead of old age?

And eating irresponsibly is what makes people sick. That, and not eating with the love of Jesus!!
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-27-2007, 05:49 AM
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How would you like them to kill cows? Tickle them to death? Wait until they drop dead of old age?

And eating irresponsibly is what makes people sick. That, and not eating with the love of Jesus!!
Well, wehn I ate meat, I felt sick alot, but when I became a vegan, I became alot healthier and I started to feel alot better. And I rather have them die from old age. Not from some guy killing them.
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Well, wehn I ate meat, I felt sick alot, but when I became a vegan, I became alot healthier and I started to feel alot better. And I rather have them die from old age. Not from some guy killing them.
Hmm.

If cows were not domesticated, do you think they'd survive in the wild? Because I think they'd be extinct.

Incidentally, I for one am unable to tolerate soy. Consuming such horrific things causes all manner of intestinal distress, which is why I get my protein from critters, the way God intended.
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Amen Brother!

There is nothing more exquisitely Heavenly than the smell of burning animal flesh. GOD loves it too. In fact, he used to demand burnt offerings.

When I BBQ, I always waft the aroma skyward hoping HE might get a whiff and be extra pleased with me.



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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-27-2007, 03:29 PM
According to the bible it is alright to eat animals. However, that it doesnt say how to kill the animal can be seen as a sign that the maner doesnt matter. This is not true, men is to rule the earth the best way he can and that states that you are not to make the creature suffer more then nessicary.

You should eat meat, but not when it isnt treated right when it was alive.

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According to the bible it is alright to eat animals. However, that it doesnt say how to kill the animal can be seen as a sign that the maner doesnt matter. This is not true, men is to rule the earth the best way he can and that states that you are not to make the creature suffer more then nessicary.

You should eat meat, but not when it isnt treated right when it was alive.

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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-27-2007, 04:01 PM
At least i put reason and logic in my posts, instead of just posting out of pure boredom.

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At least i put reason and logic in my posts, instead of just posting out of pure boredom.
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According to the bible it is alright to eat animals. However, that it doesnt say how to kill the animal can be seen as a sign that the manner doesnt matter. This is not true, men is to rule the earth the best way he can and that states that you are not to make the creature suffer more then nessicary.

You should eat meat, but not when it isnt treated right when it was alive.
WHERE does it say in the Bible to "rule the earth the best way [you] can" and "not make [creatures] suffer"?

Please show me the Scripture supporting your heretical assertions. I'll give you a hint, it's right there in Hippie Lurve, chapter 4.
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-27-2007, 09:10 PM
I dont quote the bible because I dont owe the JK-something bible you guys use and you would therefor discard anything i write down because you cant misinterpetrate it as well as yours.

And men is to rule the earth and take care of it, I will keep myself from quoting because of the before mentioned reason, but if you want to prove me wrong feel free to try.

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I dont quote the bible because I dont owe the JK-something bible you guys use and you would therefor discard anything i write down because you cant misinterpetrate it as well as yours.

And men is to rule the earth and take care of it, I will keep myself from quoting because of the before mentioned reason, but if you want to prove me wrong feel free to try.
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-27-2007, 10:24 PM
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Go to www.biblegateway.com and set the search function to King James.
Let's be honest here, he can't use that either because he doesn't really know any verses.

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At least i put reason and logic in my posts, instead of just posting out of pure boredom.

Yeah.. That's why everyone here loves you, because your posts are so logical and factual..

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And men is to rule the earth and take care of it, I will keep myself from quoting because of the before mentioned reason, but if you want to prove me wrong feel free to try.
It says..
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it:
And have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Genesis 1:28

Ie get children, cover the surface of the earth, subdue it, and rule over all the animals. Mas was created to rule earth and all the animals. (Gen 1:26)
And if you read the following verses (29-30) it says that God gave man everything on the earth as his own, to eat and rule over.

Now.. just where does it say "care for the environment" or such rubbish?
You're applying your own thoughts to God, because your "god" is a fantasy god you have created in your own image..
And not the true God, He who the Bible tells us of.

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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Let's be honest here, he can't use that either because he doesn't really know any verses.
But he can read whole sections. Then he WILL know verses.

Perhaps www.chick.com would be a better starting point?
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Default Re: Could your homer child be a Wicker? - 04-27-2007, 10:55 PM
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But he can read whole sections. Then he WILL know verses.

Perhaps www.chick.com would be a better starting point?
Perhaps so, but brother Chick is a bit too soft on sodomites like this for my tastes..

I think http://www.Godhatesfags.com is a better place to start.
And he should read through the entire KJV1611 Bible too, from Genesis to Revelation.
For that, he could very well use biblegateway.com, yes.

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