[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Castrating my son?

Please help give me guidance! I am a 21 year old boy who is trying to find his way to the lord.

Last night I gave in to the devil; I ***removed graphic ranting about self-abuse and its consequences to gametes and a wish for castration*** so that I am incapable of such sins.

My problem is that I live in North Dakota USA where I cannot find anyone in the state or surrounding states to help remove my horrible ***graphic anatomical descriptions removed*** . Any ideas? Is this the right step to take?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Charlie1118]

Re: Castrating my son?

My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn't stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my head.

Mark 9:43:
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

I don't want to cut his hands off since he needs them to hold his Bible. So I was wondering if this could be applied to his genitals instead. If he doesn't have any genitals, he won't be able to masturbate, right? My neighbor did the same thing with his dog last year and he's been behaving a lot better since.

I have a good friend, a retired butcher from my village and he's willing to perform the surgery next weekend. I know my son won't be able to bring me any grandchildren but I'll just leave that up to my other sons instead. However, I'm not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do but I think this might be the only way to save my boy from burning in hell for eternity.

What are your thoughts on this? Is anybody familiar with this solution? If so, did it work?

The only way to solve your problem is read Quran

[Back against wall]

Re: Castrating my son?

The only way to solve your problem is to Quranteen me

hahahahahaha a Mooselimb called Charlie hahaha OK no problem. Whats your real story?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Castrating my son?

The only way to solve your problem is read Quran

That is a shameful book filled with unintelligible scribbling. It is of no use whatsoever in spiritual direction, but it is more absorbent than Bounty paper towels. Mrs. Moss prefers to keep a koran in the kitchen to clean up spills and drips because it is more presentable than a roll of paper towels and doesn't look like a large roll of toilet paper. Also, it is perfect for absorbing bacon grease from the bacon. I believe that every American should have one, but do not use it for toilet paper. I have found the paper too rough for that kind of use as it can cause abrasions.

[Charlie1118]

Re: Castrating my son?

That is a shameful book filled with unintelligible scribbling. It is of no use whatsoever in spiritual direction, but it is more absorbent than Bounty paper towels. Mrs. Moss prefers to keep a koran in the kitchen to clean up spills and drips because it is more presentable than a roll of paper towels and doesn't look like a large roll of toilet paper. Also, it is perfect for absorbing bacon grease from the bacon. I believe that every American should have one, but do not use it for toilet paper. I have found the paper too rough for that kind of use as it can cause abrasions.

Islam is the way of life
Islam is the truth
I am a true Muslim

[Back against wall]

Re: Castrating my son?

I am a true Muslim

Good luck with that "Charlie"

Now why don't you be a good girl and toddle over to the introduction forum HERE and start a thread, introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Castrating my son?

Islam is the way of life
Islam is the truth
I am a true Muslim

Our rules here require that you make an introduction in the introduction forum. In it, you are asked to tell us what Christian congregation you are a member of and how you came to find Jesus. This is a site for Christian praise and fellowship. We have all come to know the rudeness of Mohammedans, but we will tolerate no insolence from the lesser races here. You have to follow the rules, just like everyone else. If you grow angry and have to blow yourself up, we will just have to deal with it.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Castrating my son?

Greetings Charlie. These are Christians here and they are very friendly and welcoming. They are white people but I am not a white man. I am a Black man and a foreigner like you. Are you a Black man? I am a Christian but not a Baptist Christian. Are you a Christian?

[Basilissa]

Re: Castrating my son?

Islam is the way of life
Islam is the truth
I am a true Muslim

Is your last name Hebdo?

[Bellich]

Re: Castrating my son?

Good luck with that "Charlie"

Now why don't you be a good girl and toddle over to the introduction forum HERE and start a thread, introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Why brother Charlie need to tell you the church he go, he is a Muslim...

Why he have to tell you about how he came to find Jesus when he is not a Christian.

Stop harassing him with such words! He is just trying to help all of you to find the truth of life.

All of you have negative values, this is shown by your celebration.

New year 1st of January--polluting the air with fireworks

April fools-- fooling innocent people with tricks which may hurt somebody feelings

Thanksgiving--- it is all about killing innocent turkey

Christmas----- it is all about greed. Greed for presents, turkey and everything

We Muslim will just do fasting every year to know the suffer of poor people...

We strongly prohibit negative values..

[Bellich]

Re: Castrating my son?

Why brother Charlie need to tell you the church he go, he is a Muslim...

Why he have to tell you about how he came to find Jesus when he is not a Christian.

Stop harassing him with such words! He is just trying to help all of you to find the truth of life.

All of you have negative values, this is shown by your celebration.

New year 1st of January--polluting the air with fireworks

April fools-- fooling innocent people with tricks which may hurt somebody feelings

Thanksgiving--- it is all about killing innocent turkey

Christmas----- it is all about greed. Greed for presents, turkey and everything

We Muslim will just do fasting every year to know the suffer of poor people...

We strongly prohibit negative values..

I will always pray that everyone in this cursed forum will follow a correct way of life, Islam.

All of you are obsessed with Christianity and Jesus which are not exist at all.

All of you are unsaved and helpless especially the moderators. Pastor Ezekiel is ugly and stupid as piffle.

This is a [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR] forum that should be closed down immediately. This forum will only preventing the world from becoming peaceful.

You white people Christians piffledamentalist only cares about sex drugs guns whores and money!
Why not care about the poor and sick people around the world.

Burn all you bible or throw all of them into the toilet. Those book don't are lie and don't deserve in the bookshelf!

[Alan Swallows Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Castrating my son?

All of you are obsessed with Christianity and Jesus which are not exist at all.

Real muslims believe Jesus existed, but they think he was just an ordinary prophet.

You white people Christians piffledamentalist only cares about sex drugs guns whores and money!

I don't know any Christians who do drugs (illicit ones, anyway). I don't much care about sex and whores for myself. Although I do care what other people do in the privacy of their own bedrooms and secluded alleys and backseats of their cars. I think most Christians feel the same way.

Why don't you stop lying and tell us what really bothers you about Christianity?

[AtheismTheBest]

Re: Castrating my son?

Police was created for people like you.

Let him do what he wants, no need to be a filthy nazi.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Castrating my son?

Police was created for people like you.

The police were created for people who follow their First Amendment Right to raise their children with religious beliefs without interference from the government?

Let him do what he wants, no need to be a filthy nazi.

And send Him off to Hell? What kind of monster are you to think a parent should do that to their innocent child?

[Vessel of Christ]

Re: Castrating my son?

My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn't stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my head.

Mark 9:43:
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

I don't want to cut his hands off since he needs them to hold his Bible. So I was wondering if this could be applied to his genitals instead. If he doesn't have any genitals, he won't be able to masturbate, right? My neighbor did the same thing with his dog last year and he's been behaving a lot better since.

I have a good friend, a retired butcher from my village and he's willing to perform the surgery next weekend. I know my son won't be able to bring me any grandchildren but I'll just leave that up to my other sons instead. However, I'm not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do but I think this might be the only way to save my boy from burning in hell for eternity.

What are your thoughts on this? Is anybody familiar with this solution? If so, did it work?

Mr.Alex I would advise against castrating your son, because it is your son's Christian duty to be fruitful, and multiply. Genesis 1:28 "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."


However there are many, many ways to get him to stop masturbating!


I will list all of them, and you can choose which one you think will work best Mr.Alex.


1. Chastity. Simply lock his willy into a metal cage, and lock it so that he cannot touch it, or become erect. These devices are purchasable online usually only 1-200 dollars. Your son will be able to urinate through the chastity device meaning he never has an excuse to take it off. Here is a website where you may purchase such device. (Warning do not click link unless your faith is strong) http://www.sub-shop.com/collections/...hastity-device


This particular model can even be wired to a battery so that if you suspect he is attempting any funny business you can push a couple hundred volts of electricity into his tallywacker.


2. If you decide against chastity you could always use a Jugum Penis. A Jugum penis is basically a bear trap attached to your sons scrotum. Should he become aroused the bear trap will snap shut. However this device is from the 18th century, and I don't believe you can purchase them anymore. Perhaps you could find one at an antique store, or build one yourself.


3. A bowen device could work as well! https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/en...60677327-4.jpg


4.The bowen device works so that when the person wearing it becomes aroused the surrounding pubic hair is forcibly ripped out, but sadly this device is also rather old, and you will have to build one yourself, or buy one from an antique chastity store.


Best of luck with your son Brother Alex! I'll be praying for him! YiC, Vessel of Christ.