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Re: Is this place for real? -
01-03-2008, 06:48 AM
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CE WUT I DID THAR?
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Ugh...looks like we have another 13-year-old troll on our hands...
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Ugh...looks like we have another 13-year-old troll on our hands...
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Maybe you'd have less /B/Tards if you people stopped acting like video games are evil
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01-03-2008, 12:39 PM
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Thanks for the wonderful night, I am sick and wasn't able to go out without getting more sick/others sick.
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I thought you said you were here to debate?
So why then do you ignore everything Pastor Billy wrote?
You obviously came here to push your opinions of what God's will is, but when unable to handle the Word of God -
You turn and run. How typical.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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01-03-2008, 04:13 PM
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I thought you said you were here to debate?
So why then do you ignore everything Pastor Billy wrote?
You obviously came here to push your opinions of what God's will is, but when unable to handle the Word of God -
You turn and run. How typical.
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Actually, no. It was 1AM last night and I woke up around 6. I am willing to start things up again sometime today, if you guys want.
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01-03-2008, 04:54 PM
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Actually, no. It was 1AM last night and I woke up around 6. I am willing to start things up again sometime today, if you guys want.
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01-04-2008, 08:08 AM
After perusing this site for a good thirty minutes, I've decided it's fake. Tons of trolls come here to bash on christians, while the "real" christians inhabiting this site are actually fellow trolls taking turns playing the devil's advocate.
That's my conspiracy theory anyways.
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01-04-2008, 08:32 AM
Just like your theory that you can reject Christ and not have to pay for that choice eternally?
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01-04-2008, 09:05 AM
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Just like your theory that you can reject Christ and not have to pay for that choice eternally?
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Oooh, playing out the strawman. Putting words into people's mouths counts as straw man...right?
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01-04-2008, 09:11 AM
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Oooh, playing out the strawman. Putting words into people's mouths counts as straw man...right?
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Are you this paranoid about everything?
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01-04-2008, 09:16 AM
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Are you this paranoid about everything?
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Sister Vic, if I were a bastard injun, I'd be paranoid.
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Deuteronomy 23:2
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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01-14-2008, 12:31 AM
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Of course we are for real. Did you read our FAQ? You can find the link in my signature.
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What about your ToS? It clearly states that the Landover Baptist Church does not exist.
"The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody."
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_tos
I don't get you guys.
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01-14-2008, 12:47 AM
Nobody reads those -- it's all boilerplate. I think it's something our lawyers put in there to help defend against lawsuits.
I like your choice of user name, friend. T.J. Hooker used to be my favorite show.
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01-14-2008, 04:56 AM
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Maybe you'd have less /B/Tards if you people stopped acting like video games are evil
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So are you suggesting that people who play video games are tards?
That's not a very polite thing to say.
We believe that people who play video games are, at a minimum, distracted from God; at worst, they're being brainwashed by Super Mario Gaylaxies into a homersexual deathstyle. We do NOT believe that all people who play video games are tards.
You, sir, are a very rude "man".
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After perusing this site for a good thirty minutes, I've decided it's fake. Tons of trolls come here to bash on christians, while the "real" christians inhabiting this site are actually fellow trolls taking turns playing the devil's advocate.
That's my conspiracy theory anyways.
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I bet you're a supporter of Ron Paul, aren't you?
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01-14-2008, 08:25 PM
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That is true. TOS never lies. This is just a place to get a few laughs out of. I wish the Westboro Baptist Church had a forum too.
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01-14-2008, 08:55 PM
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That is true. TOS never lies. This is just a place to get a few laughs out of. I wish the Westboro Baptist Church had a forum too.
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First of all, we are nothing like those liberal pansies at Westboro Baptist Church. Second of all, we are serious folks with a serious mission. We are getting people saved here.
Look around this forum. Do you really believe the hundred thousand plus posts here are just an elaborate set-up for "a few laughs"?
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Re: Is this place for real? -
01-14-2008, 09:08 PM
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That is true. TOS never lies. This is just a place to get a few laughs out of. I wish the Westboro Baptist Church had a forum too.
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Great, a typical cheep atheist cheep shot. You Darwinist can't win any arguements with us good Christians so you say were a joke or call Nazis or claim we are racists. While you are at it why don't you go for broke on the childish Internet sleaze moves and call us child molesters and threaten to sue us?
But that's not my question for you Frater Matthais; my question is how does one get so bitter and unhappy that they become an atheist like you? I've always been curious about this because atheists are such misable people I can't imagine why anyone would become one.
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Re: Is this place for real? -
01-14-2008, 09:09 PM
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Look around this forum. Do you really believe the hundred thousand plus posts here are just an elaborate set-up for "a few laughs"?
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Now, THAT is FUNNY!
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01-14-2008, 10:25 PM
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Great, a typical cheep atheist cheep shot. You Darwinist can't win any arguements with us good Christians so you say were a joke or call Nazis or claim we are racists. While you are at it why don't you go for broke on the childish Internet sleaze moves and call us child molesters and threaten to sue us?
But that's not my question for you Frater Matthais; my question is how does one get so bitter and unhappy that they become an atheist like you? I've always been curious about this because atheists are such misable people I can't imagine why anyone would become one.
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Now whats all of this accusations of me being an atheist? Jumping to conclusions, no?
And also, it's Matthias, arguments, and miserable, if I've interpreted that last word correctly.
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Now, THAT is FUNNY!
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Isn't it?
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01-31-2008, 01:47 AM
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So are you suggesting that people who play video games are tards?
That's not a very polite thing to say.
We believe that people who play video games are, at a minimum, distracted from God; at worst, they're being brainwashed by Super Mario Gaylaxies into a homersexual deathstyle. We do NOT believe that all people who play video games are tards.
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/b/tards are the name of those who are regulars of the /b/ board on 4chan. Fox news did a special on them once, I'm surprised you missed it.
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01-31-2008, 02:53 AM
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/b/tards are the name of those who are regulars of the /b/ board on 4chan. Fox news did a special on them once, I'm surprised you missed it.
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