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Default Job Interview - 04-28-2008, 05:33 AM

I have a job interview on May 1st. I will be working in the ICU at a hospital doing CNA work (nurseing asst.) Please pray for God's will to be done, as i have. I know I can be a GOOD witness for Him. Thank You and God Bless.
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Default Re: Job Interview - 04-28-2008, 05:35 AM

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I have a job interview on May 1st. I will be working in the ICU at a hospital doing CNA work (nurseing asst.) Please pray for God's will to be done, as i have. I know I can be a GOOD witness for Him. Thank You and God Bless.
I hope you learn how to spell your profession before they give you a license.


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Default Re: Job Interview - 04-28-2008, 05:37 AM

Let me just ask you flat out; Are you a homer?


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Default Re: Job Interview - 04-28-2008, 05:46 AM

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Let me just ask you flat out; Are you a homer?
no, i do not look at men in that way. but i love everyone in Christ. and just because i am going to school to be a nurse doesn't mean i am gay. I have prayed to God to guide me in whatever i do. Even it is not nurseing.
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Default Re: Job Interview - 04-28-2008, 05:53 AM

I agree with Nobar. I mean, if that's what you want for a job, you should at least know how to spell it right.
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Default Re: Job Interview - 04-28-2008, 06:06 AM

sorry it is 2AM and i am tired and can't really get to sleep. i am sorry for my spelling mistake.
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Default Re: Job Interview - 04-28-2008, 06:12 AM

Don't apologize to us, apologize to the patients you have to serve when you are doing 45 hour shifts caring for criminals with bullet wounds and diabetics who need to stop eating mcdonald's.


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Default Re: Job Interview - 04-28-2008, 06:27 AM

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Don't apologize to us, apologize to the patients you have to serve when you are doing 45 hour shifts caring for criminals with bullet wounds and diabetics who need to stop eating mcdonald's.
i will be doing a 8 hour shift more than likely 3-11. and if a crimnal does come into the hospital with a bullet wound, i can use the time he or she is in the hospital to tell him or her about the great Love of Jesus Christ.
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Default Re: Job Interview - 04-28-2008, 07:03 AM

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i will be doing a 8 hour shift more than likely 3-11. and if a crimnal does come into the hospital with a bullet wound, i can use the time he or she is in the hospital to tell him or her about the great Love of Jesus Christ.
You are about as qualified to preach the Word of God as a buck nigra on crack. If you get this job, which I highly doubt, just do your best not to spit your AIDS drool all over the patients.


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Default Re: Job Interview - 04-28-2008, 09:46 AM

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You are about as qualified to preach the Word of God as a buck nigra on crack. If you get this job, which I highly doubt, just do your best not to spit your AIDS drool all over the patients.
I would rather spend an eternity in hell than in your heaven. A person has just asked you, a pastor and leader of a community, for support at a stressful time. They are also going into a caring profession, which you have just rubbished-I hope you see the error of your ways when you go to hospital with a stomach ulcer induced from spending too much time hating everyone. I really do pity your existence, and would love to see the look on your face the second before you die, when you realise the true lord is about love, not the hate you have dedicated your digusting existence to. You abuse your position and the word of God, just to insult people- have you got some sort of inferiority complex? Did mom and dad hate you? Or were you abused as a child? Every fibre of my being despises people who kick people when they are down. You are just a bully and deserve to have your face ground into the earth which God gave us. May Jesus save you!
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I have a job interview on May 1st. I will be working in the ICU at a hospital doing CNA work (nurseing asst.) Please pray for God's will to be done, as i have. I know I can be a GOOD witness for Him. Thank You and God Bless.
Well GodLovesEveryone, what makes you think God loves everyone. Our Lord makes his distaste for sinners very well know.

Consider these words:

Revelation 21:8: But the cowardly and unbelieving and abominable and murderers and fornicators and sorcerers and idolaters and all the false, their part will be in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.

This is what God has in store for those who don't follow his word so don't be a sissy.


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I would rather spend an eternity in hell than in your heaven. A person has just asked you, a pastor and leader of a community, for support at a stressful time. They are also going into a caring profession, which you have just rubbished-I hope you see the error of your ways when you go to hospital with a stomach ulcer induced from spending too much time hating everyone. I really do pity your existence, and would love to see the look on your face the second before you die, when you realise the true lord is about love, not the hate you have dedicated your digusting existence to. You abuse your position and the word of God, just to insult people- have you got some sort of inferiority complex? Did mom and dad hate you? Or were you abused as a child? Every fibre of my being despises people who kick people when they are down. You are just a bully and deserve to have your face ground into the earth which God gave us. May Jesus save you!
Your eternal damnation is assured boy!! Look at you on your high-horse. Pastor Zek brings the light to us all, but you... just bring discourse and hate. Back to your corner!!!




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I hope you see the error of your ways when you go to hospital with a stomach ulcer induced from spending too much time hating everyone.

Did they teach you this in medical school? Also, Is that what you are going to do when you become a nurse? Accuse your patients of causing their own illnesses? That sounds like a pretty serious syndrome. I wonder if it has a name?


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I would rather spend an eternity in hell than in your heaven. A person has just asked you, a pastor and leader of a community, for support at a stressful time. They are also going into a caring profession, which you have just rubbished-I hope you see the error of your ways when you go to hospital with a stomach ulcer induced from spending too much time hating everyone. I really do pity your existence, and would love to see the look on your face the second before you die, when you realise the true lord is about love, not the hate you have dedicated your digusting existence to. You abuse your position and the word of God, just to insult people- have you got some sort of inferiority complex? Did mom and dad hate you? Or were you abused as a child? Every fibre of my being despises people who kick people when they are down. You are just a bully and deserve to have your face ground into the earth which God gave us. May Jesus save you!
Well that just shows what you know. I'm holding the DOF file in my hands of the God mocker calling itself "GodLovesEveryone." It turns out that he is an avowed atheist who goes by the name "God'sGiftToWomen" elsewhere on these internets. I could go on and on. The point is, he lied to me and he came here to spew hatred and discord on God's favorite forum.

God hates that.

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[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Job Interview - 04-28-2008, 02:26 PM

Gerry, I understand your disgust. But you must realize that we can easily see through a transparent lie like that written by GLE. No one who has been through even a community-college nursing program would write the word "nurseing" -- not once but several times.

Christians comprehend these things because we are better than everyone else: we know God's Truth, while everyone else accepts error and falsity. Christians are wise; the unsaved are foolish and stupid. We are therefore justified in leading all mankind. The only good rulers are Christian rulers.

All secular governments and secular laws are illegitimate. Only Christian laws should rule society, and only Christian men are fit to lead.

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Default Re: Job Interview - 04-28-2008, 02:47 PM

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I would rather spend an eternity in hell than in your heaven. A person has just asked you, a pastor and leader of a community, for support at a stressful time. They are also going into a caring profession, which you have just rubbished-I hope you see the error of your ways when you go to hospital with a stomach ulcer induced from spending too much time hating everyone. I really do pity your existence, and would love to see the look on your face the second before you die, when you realise the true lord is about love, not the hate you have dedicated your digusting existence to. You abuse your position and the word of God, just to insult people- have you got some sort of inferiority complex? Did mom and dad hate you? Or were you abused as a child? Every fibre of my being despises people who kick people when they are down. You are just a bully and deserve to have your face ground into the earth which God gave us. May Jesus save you!
thank you for standing up for me, it shows the REAL Christians on here, but you should love the people on here in Christ, and pray for them. As far as my job interview, I will trust in God, I now His will and His plan for me, will be done. God Bless You All.
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I would rather spend an eternity in hell than in your heaven. A person has just asked you, a pastor and leader of a community, for support at a stressful time. They are also going into a caring profession, which you have just rubbished-I hope you go to hospital with a stomach ulcer induced from spending too much time hating everyone. I pity your existence, and would love to see you die, when you realise the true lord is about love, not the hate you have dedicated your digusting existence to. You abuse your position and the word of God, just to insult people- have you got some sort of inferiority complex? Did mom and dad hate you? Or were you abused as a child? Every fibre of my being despises people who kick people when they are down. You are just a bully and deserve to have your face ground into the earth which God gave us. May Jesus save you!
Wow, Gerry why spew forth such hatred towards a man of God? You wish ill health upon him, that is truly hateful and questionable in my book, for shame, for shame. When the Pastor get to the infirmary I certainly hope he is cared for by someone smart enough to spell "nursing".

Any you would LOVE to see him die, why you are truly a mean, mean person. How might we help you to see that Jesus loves you and that you can do much better, even if you are a pollock?

I'm gonna pray for you...


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I'm sure the Lord will oblige.





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Default Re: Job Interview - 04-29-2008, 07:52 PM

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I have a job interview on May 1st. I will be working in the ICU at a hospital doing CNA work (nurseing asst.) Please pray for God's will to be done, as i have. I know I can be a GOOD witness for Him. Thank You and God Bless.
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Can you give us the name, address and telephone number of the Hospital where the interview is taking place. Can you also supply us with the name of your interviewer.

I would like to give him a call, and tell him what kind of worthless trash he's thinking of employing.

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Gerry, I understand your disgust. But you must realize that we can easily see through a transparent lie like that written by GLE. No one who has been through even a community-college nursing program would write the word "nurseing" -- not once but several times.
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Ah, Brother OEJ, you are not familiar with the lowly occupation of CNA.

CNA stands for Certified Nursing Assistant.

Employment agencies often give CNA certification courses to barely-literate imbeciles. It takes a couple of weeks in most states, with only a high school diploma or GED required (sometimes, not even that!). There is no community college time in most cases, and these positions -- which encompass such important duties as changing bedpans and wiping up vomit, but no actual nursing -- typically pay minimum wage.

Here's a webpage on the subject: http://www.essortment.com/all/certifiednursin_rrib.htm

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Certified Nursing Assistants provide hands on care to those who are unable to care for themselves. This includes bathing, dressing, feeding and toileting patients, among other things.

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To become a Certified Nursing Assistant, or 'C.N.A'., most states require a training class and certification. This training class varies in length, depending on where you enroll. The Red Cross has a reputable C.N.A. training class. ( The price may vary in your area, contact the Red Cross for more information). Enrollment in most training programs does not require previous experience, and some do not require a high school diploma.

Often, long term care facilities will offer paid training classes. These classes generally are held on site, and the classroom time lasts, on average, two weeks.
I'm sure GLE will open his mouth and start spewing False Christianity soon after being hired, and shortly before being fired for lying about Jesus to the wounded and ill.


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Default Re: Job Interview - 04-30-2008, 12:21 PM

Sister Jenny: You are right. I must have been thinking of RNAs?

But since this is unskilled labor, why aren't we filling these positions with Mexers and Guatellamans and Nicarcaguans and others who can only benefit by being in the company of True Christian™ Americans instead of giving the jobs to people who are illiterate ne'er-to-wells?

Ah well. Nothing is perfect in this fallen world.

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