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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 07:33 AM

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When he gets home, maybe you can help him pick up the pieces. You can hammer in the final nail, and lean him up against Jesus.
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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 07:33 AM

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When he gets home, maybe you can help him pick up the pieces. You can hammer in the final nail, and lean him up against Jesus.
Interesting idea; not scriptural, but interesting.


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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 07:37 AM

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Your intolerance is tragic but not nearly as tragic as the fate awaiting you, if you continue down your unsaved road of unwarranted self-importance. Jesus longs to share His mighty love with you. Will you accept His gracious entreaties and taste His Heavenly love?
I believe the word of the bible. I was simply giving you a factual history lesson. I have been baptized in my church of faith, I will be with God one day, let there be no doubt about that.
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I believe the word of the bible. I was simply giving you a factual history lesson. I have been baptized in my church of faith, I will be with God one day, let there be no doubt about that.
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A "church" you're too ashamed to name, I see.
Brother Lee, we are having what I will refer to as, for lack of a more descriptive term, a discussion with this poster in another thread. He is an admitted Pentecostal I am afraid.


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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 07:49 AM

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Brother Lee, we are having what I will refer to as, for lack of a more descriptive term, a discussion with this poster in another thread. He is an admitted Pentecostal I am afraid.
Says one of Landover's most respected members. and also Mrs. Rogers, I know you're reading this, it is an internet forum. You're friend that has the thread about blacks has all kinds of misspellings in it. To the point where she should be banned. might wanna check that out.

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an example: gib dem what dey need

take care of that will ya, then get back to the kitchen. the bible does say that a good woman should listen to what a man wants.

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Brother Lee, we are having what I will refer to as, for lack of a more descriptive term, a discussion with this poster in another thread. He is an admitted Pentecostal I am afraid.
A Dave Matthews fan and a Pentecostal. Why aren't I surprised?


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Indeed it does, dear. And as soon as a man tells me what he wants, I'll listen.


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Indeed it does, dear. And as soon as a man tells me what he wants, I'll listen.
In that case, go make me a sandwich.
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In that case, go make me a sandwich.
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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 08:57 AM

As someone who used to listen to this group when I was younger and unsaved..

I have to disagree with the OP this band has a huge religious undertone are they a christan band no they are not. but many of there songs deal with Jesus or God in one way or the other normally praising God.

listen to there songs Bartender,EH Hee, Time Bomb and I could go on.
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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 09:42 AM

They have a song called "Minarets". A minaret is something Muslim. They are obviously trying to push forward an agenda to kill God. Matthews even once dreamed that he killed God, and then wrote a song about it. (Un-cleverly titled "Dreamed I Killed God.")

He even had the NERVE to call one of his songs "Lying in the Hands of God."

This fellow is not to be trusted, at all. I was tempted by his music when I was in college, mostly due to the fact that I foolishly wanted to fit in and was tempted into sin by fornicating with young women who smelled of patchouli and listened to this garbage. Thankfully, I am now saved.
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To all of you attempting to defend DMB: please explain all of the hidden messages I found in their art in my OP. No one has yet to do that!


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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 04:36 PM

I firmly agree with all that is said in this thread.

they also have 2-3 negra band members. so sad.
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I firmly agree with all that is said in this thread.

they also have 2-3 negra band members. so sad.
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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-12-2010, 05:22 PM

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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-13-2010, 01:31 AM

I did some Jesus empowered research on THE Dave Matthews Band. This band brings young folk to the point of merely asking for a pm to get sum. I was appalled when I read this on their devil forums. Then they have the audacity to go on about some disgusting song called MacHead? A combination of Eternal Sinner (but thuper cute) Paul McCartney and Radiohead. These 'Ants' as they are called are supremely evil beings.
However, I am saved, thank ya jezuz. I stick with the lord's iPod of Nickelback and Creed.


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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-13-2010, 02:01 AM

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I did some Jesus empowered research on THE Dave Matthews Band. This band brings young folk to the point of merely asking for a pm to get sum. I was appalled when I read this on their devil forums. Then they have the audacity to go on about some disgusting song called MacHead? A combination of Eternal Sinner (but thuper cute) Paul McCartney and Radiohead. These 'Ants' as they are called are supremely evil beings.
However, I am saved, thank ya jezuz. I stick with the lord's iPod of Nickelback and Creed.


If not, pm, if not. Get Sum.
If by sum you mean sexual intercourse, then this is ridiculous. That should only be had by two married lovers.



And about Dave Mathews Band, I feel bad saying this, but I have been to a Concert of theirs. It was a terrible site. There were underage childred grinding up against each other. And tons of underage drinking. I will never see them again.
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Default Re: The Dave Matthews Band - The Worst Band EVER! - 01-13-2010, 09:05 PM

It is a known fact (not just an opinion) that all DMB followers are either Pedos or pedos in training


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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