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Default Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES - 01-10-2015, 05:02 AM

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Really are you kidding me. This is how you win souls for the kingdom? With blind ignorant hate?
I don't understand your concern. Would you prefer if we lured people in under false pretenses?

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We are to love each other as Christ loved the church, not condemn and hate.
We do love and prefer each other (among True Christians™; Romans 12:10). We also do our best to tolerate the non-believers (Romans 12:18).

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Doesn't that make you a hypocrite?
No. Hypocrite is someone who preaches one thing and does something else (source). Please show me an example of any being a hypocrite.

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Guaranteed salvation?. "No man cometh to the Father but through me. Get your facts straight.
We do. We follow all God's commandments, therefore, our Salvation is guaranteed. (It's kinda like if you are perfectly prepared for an exam, you are guaranteed to pass it).

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God bless
Thank you, dear. God does blesses us, and I will pray that He has mercy for your poor soul.

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and vape on.
Uh, thanks, but no thanks.
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Default Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES - 01-20-2015, 04:14 PM

I have never seen Jesus with a 'e-cig'. He leads by example.
Sucking on one of those infernal machines is a precursor to giving oral sex to the Devil himself. Inhaling steaming vapors indeed. What do you think Hell is full of, the vapors from the sulfur and brimstone, the exact same ingredients in the juice you addicts crave.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES - 01-21-2015, 05:19 AM

Amen, Brother. All that "juice" they put in those robot cigarettes is full of satan's jizz and chemicals that turn you into a liberal queer.

What's wrong with Lucky Strikes? Those cigarettes helped America beat the japs!



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES - 01-23-2015, 01:40 AM

Utterly disgusting!

I am a heavy smoker, 3 packs a day of Pall Mall full flavor. Tobacco grown in America and harvested by Mexicans, as it should be.

The family was a little low on money after I got fired from my Paramedic job with the county. Somehow they felt smoking in the back of the ambulance with a patient was some how unprofessional. I signed up for a temporary paramedic position on an offshore oil rig. Surely the manlyest place on earth right? Nope... they banned smoking on the rig and come to find out it wasnt very manly after all. Half the workers were slurping juice out of e-cigs like a 12 year old sodomite trainee at a NAMBLA convention.

Here are just a few of the names of these "Mods" and "Tanks" they were using:

Atlantis: Named after some demonic race of fish people.
Nautilus: Named after a submarine shaped like ( you guessed it ) a dong.
Manhattan: The gayest city on the east coast.
Hobo: More like Homo!
Kayfun: More like Gayfun!
Pro Tank: More like Bro Spank!
I Stick Mini: More like I sit and spinny
RDA: More like R U Gay?


And whats worse, the seminal fluid of satan they were filling these tanks with had names like: Deadly Sin, Panty Dropper, Dragons Blood, Thug Juice, Hawk Sauce ( yeah, Chicken Hawk! ), Creamy Vanila Custard, H1N1 the Virus ( I hope it was the AIDS virus ), Apple Jax ( Refering to mastrubating a ginger, and Melon Boba ( More like Felon Homo! )

Since they confinscated my trusty Zippo lighter at the heliport, I sat right down at the dinner table and dumped a full pack of cigarettes in a salad bowl, covered them with a half bottle of ranch dressing and ate it all, filters included.

That Zippo lighter was my wifes one year anniversary present. Every year since then we burn a book with it before bed.

Fortunatley I am back to 3 full packs a day. My new paramedic job consists of mainly hauling back woods queers to Big city hospitals for rectal cancer treatments or hospice for full blown AIDS cases. Because oxygen is flamable I always make sure to shut off the flow to my patient's oxygen masks while I am smoking.
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Smile Kinda crazy - 02-13-2015, 01:09 AM

So I am just some guy, nothing special, but somehow came across this thread and feel sick to my stomach that other humans think this way about other humans. Why must everyone here express so much hate? Life is so precious and should be cherished, yet everyone here seems to only want to spread negative vibes, why?

I am not trying to start anything, but in my circle of life I have never experienced anything like this before and am curious if this is for real, and if so, what made everyone here turn towards this path of hate.

I am sure you will ban me instantly because I dont share the same views as you, but if your views and beliefs are truly the way to go, a little outside opinion should be welcomed.

again, just some guy.
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...I am sure you will ban me instantly because I dont share the same views as you...
They don't ban for that. They ban people for not being able to discuss things maturely. And pony porn, yeah that's a ban, too.

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Uh, have you seen how outside opinion gets treated in the Bible?


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So I am just some guy, nothing special, but somehow came across this thread and feel sick to my stomach that other humans think this way about other humans. Why must everyone here express so much hate? Life is so precious and should be cherished, yet everyone here seems to only want to spread negative vibes, why?

I am not trying to start anything, but in my circle of life I have never experienced anything like this before and am curious if this is for real, and if so, what made everyone here turn towards this path of hate.

I am sure you will ban me instantly because I dont share the same views as you, but if your views and beliefs are truly the way to go, a little outside opinion should be welcomed.

again, just some guy.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I just asked what makes everyone here strive to hate and bash with such passion. The people here are free to think and act how they want, this is your forum, but its like if you came across a town of people who all smashed their face against a wall everyday at noon, the question "why" is a natural first response to something much different than how you conduct your day.

Just some guy asking why.
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I just asked what makes everyone here strive to hate and bash with such passion. The people here are free to think and act how they want, this is your forum, but its like if you came across a town of people who all smashed their face against a wall everyday at noon, the question "why" is a natural first response to something much different than how you conduct your day.

Just some guy asking why.
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The way things ACTUALLY happen is more like this:

People come here asking why we say and do things, we tell them because God told us to, they ask where He said that, we show them in the Bible, they don't believe it, we tell them to go get a Bible or look it up online, they either disappear or start arguing and end up breaking all kinds of rules.

Trust me, this happens ALL. THE. TIME.


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This is what I don't understand about haters.

You ask why? Well young man, all the answers are in the Good Book. Have you even read it?

Is it fair to come here and ride roughshod over people's most cherished beliefs before you have done due diligence?

Is that the honest thing to do?

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This is what I don't understand about haters.

You ask why? Well young man, all the answers are in the Good Book. Have you even read it?

Is it fair to come here and ride roughshod over people's most cherished beliefs before you have done due diligence?

Is that the honest thing to do?

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For sure, I totally understand and have had no intent to, nor have not said anything about your beliefs. I am not asking why you think vaping is the work of satan, i'm sure thats in the bible somewhere "thy man a top the mountain, breath onto the vaporizer e-cigarette twas cast onto hell"

I am simply asking why such negativity fills your being. If the answer is that the bible says I need to wish death and spread hate to anyone who thinks different, than thats an answer... kinda. But I don't seem to get that from the bible or the root teachings it discusses. Not here to debate, that would waste a lot of time. Just very curious about the source of hate and have no one I know who thinks and says the things users here do.

So why feel this in your bones, why not just know I will burn for eternity and skip around as happy as could be knowing you have hit the spiritual jackpot, since you will be saved I will not?
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For sure, I totally understand and have had no intent to, nor have not said anything about your beliefs. I am not asking why you think vaping is the work of satan, i'm sure thats in the bible somewhere "thy man a top the mountain, breath onto the vaporizer e-cigarette twas cast onto hell"

I am simply asking why such negativity fills your being. If the answer is that the bible says I need to wish death and spread hate to anyone who thinks different, than thats an answer... kinda. But I don't seem to get that from the bible or the root teachings it discusses. Not here to debate, that would waste a lot of time. Just very curious about the source of hate and have no one I know who thinks and says the things users here do.

So why feel this in your bones, why not just know I will burn for eternity and skip around as happy as could be knowing you have hit the spiritual jackpot, since you will be saved I will not?
Not sure anyone follows you friend.

For starters, this thread is about the perversion snorting poison laden steam (basically the acrid stench of Hell from the sulfur and brimstone).

You come on, no one knows you from Adam (I'll assume you are not Eve because you claim to be a guy, though that is a common trick). But you thnk it is your place to assault decent Christians, trying to destroy the core of their beliefs with your venomous hatred. Well, come at me friend, God and I are ready for the likes of you!
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

Luke 6:22
Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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For sure, I totally understand and have had no intent to, nor have not said anything about your beliefs. I am not asking why you think vaping is the work of satan, i'm sure thats in the bible somewhere "thy man a top the mountain, breath onto the vaporizer e-cigarette twas cast onto hell"

I am simply asking why such negativity fills your being. If the answer is that the bible says I need to wish death and spread hate to anyone who thinks different, than thats an answer... kinda. But I don't seem to get that from the bible or the root teachings it discusses. Not here to debate, that would waste a lot of time. Just very curious about the source of hate and have no one I know who thinks and says the things users here do.

So why feel this in your bones, why not just know I will burn for eternity and skip around as happy as could be knowing you have hit the spiritual jackpot, since you will be saved I will not?
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES - 03-05-2015, 01:42 PM

Wow, You guys all see phallus's everywhere,
especially the repressed homosexual who started the thread.

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Angry Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES - 03-05-2015, 01:59 PM

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Wow, You guys all see phallus's everywhere,
especially the repressed homosexual who started the thread.

Let me guess, you suck it in deep.

Vaping is just one of many ploys the gaysexual uses to signal his ability to orally fellatio a penis.
A handkerchief or cowboy hat are used too.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Wow, You guys all see phallus's everywhere,
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Please make a proper introduction and do not post your perversions here anymore. Pray, you feel better if you get Jesus inside you.
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Default Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES - 03-06-2015, 03:24 AM

Did you guys know about the new craze of vaping semen?
Check it out, all the kids are doing it

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Did you guys know about the new craze of vaping semen?
Check it out, all the kids are doing it


You seem hostile, Asstrot. Are you saved.


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Default Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES - 03-06-2015, 03:33 AM

James Hutchins -

"Vaping is just one of many ploys the gaysexual uses to signal his ability to orally fellatio a penis.
A handkerchief or cowboy hat are used too."

I've never heard of that, I can't even fathom of the logistics involved in performing ***some vulgar vocabulary removed by moderator*** on a coyboy hat...
however you really do seem to have the inside track on the inner workings and secret codes of the homosexual subculture.

Much research was involved no doubt.
I can only imagine the hours spent hanging around mens spa's, public toilet blocks, and roadside gas stations..

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I can only imagine the hours spent hanging around mens spa's, public toilet blocks, and roadside gas stations..
Friend, this most Godly forum is also a family friendly forum. Please leave you sleazy gaysexual fantasies to your own personal use. Better yet, leave them for once and for all. Leave your life and sin and become a Christian. Let Jesus enter you and fill you with joy!

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