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Default Re: 1001 Errors in the Christian Bible - 02-05-2014, 02:51 AM

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Esther 1:7

And they gave them drink in vessels of gold, (the vessels being diverse one from another,) and royal wine in abundance, according to the state of the king.!


Esther is a great book. It peresents a fantastic example for how to respond when barbarian plutocrats send their creatures prowling around proffering extended pampering sessions involving thorough applications of fragrant oil CHAPTER 2

How thorough? Well it took 6 months just to get the myrrh evenly distributed so I think we can assume that these are very thorough treatments indeed. Followed with an additional 6 months of other fragrences and maids laid on it might sound rather too barbaric for a Christian woman but God makes sure we understand that this is all a part of His plan, when offered by barbarians. Well, obviously they'd need to be fairly wealthy just to afford the myrrh and such inducements from Romish priests (in the unlikely event that they'd be suggested at all) should be immediately rejected. Similarly, although at a suitable level of barbarism, Karachi would be an inappropriate place to hang around waiting for offers of 12 months thorough pampering too. It would almost certainly be offered, but very unlikely to eventuate.

CHAPTER 3 enter the bad guy. Haman Agagite. Now I don't need to be told that anyone with a name like Agagite is to be avoided at all costs. We are educated in "unusual" surnames around here for a reason and Agagite throws up a big red flashing light every time. With sirens. Nevertheless, possibly due to his heathen libido and exceptionally well oiled new companion, the King promoted this Agagite to a nice appointment which, being the villian here, he immediately exploited for rape opportunities and Machiavellian murder plots.

The Koran has nothing like this, Mr Light.

Reading on from chapter 4 the whole sordid business unfolds and Haman Agagite is revealed in full preening despicableness at the height of his dastardly scheme. I will not give away the ending, but reiterate that God makes His intentions known to us, as appropriate, and encourages us to step forward in Him according to His purpose. Esther knew that and we know that too.

And that is how we know that God's word is reliable.
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Default Re: 1001 Errors in the Christian Bible - 02-05-2014, 08:08 PM

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The Koran has nothing like this, Mr Light.

... but reiterate that God makes His intentions known to us, as appropriate, and encourages us to step forward in Him according to His purpose. Esther knew that and we know that too.

And that is how we know that God's word is reliable.
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Default Re: 1001 Errors in the Christian Bible - 02-06-2014, 03:23 PM

It is PROVED that the bible was written by man 400-600 years after the death of christ. IF you continue to argue with fact you are proving your own ignorance.
It is also PROVED that the bible contradicts itself over 100 times which is only natural as it is a compilation of stories written at least 400 years after it happened and was done by monks who had not really experienced life outside a monastery.
You cannot argue with FACT. You might aswell argue that the sky is actually a dark shade of brown at midday. You will only be proving you own misunderstanding of the cocept of fact and strengthening my argument.
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Default Re: 1001 Errors in the Christian Bible - 02-06-2014, 03:38 PM

Been onto "Yahoo Answers for the God Haters and the Mentally Distressed" have you?

The earliest Gospel is that of Mark and is about 70AD, a mere 35 years after Christ's Temporary and Salvific Death. It was written just before the Destruction of the Temple, which caused the local printer to delay the publication of the other Gospels.

There are no errors in The Bible, there is just misreading.




Ec:7:16: Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself?

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Default Re: 1001 Errors in the Christian Bible - 02-06-2014, 07:44 PM

Well, if someone has read the wrong Bible, then yes, they will find errors, while if you read the only true Bible, KJV1611, you will find no contradictions what so ever.


1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God
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Default Re: 1001 Errors in the Christian Bible - 02-06-2014, 07:49 PM

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It is PROVED that the bible was written by man 400-600 years after the death of christ. IF you continue to argue with fact you are proving your own ignorance.
It is also PROVED that the bible contradicts itself over 100 times which is only natural as it is a compilation of stories written at least 400 years after it happened and was done by monks who had not really experienced life outside a monastery.
You cannot argue with FACT. You might aswell argue that the sky is actually a dark shade of brown at midday. You will only be proving you own misunderstanding of the cocept of fact and strengthening my argument.
No it isn't. Ever heard of the Dead Sea scrolls? The Essenes? Masada?

Here's another one.

Deuteronomy?

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It is PROVED that the bible was written by man 400-600 years after the death of christ. IF you continue to argue with fact you are proving your own ignorance.
It is also PROVED that the bible contradicts itself over 100 times which is only natural as it is a compilation of stories written at least 400 years after it happened and was done by monks who had not really experienced life outside a monastery.
You cannot argue with FACT. You might aswell argue that the sky is actually a dark shade of brown at midday. You will only be proving you own misunderstanding of the cocept of fact and strengthening my argument.
..as you have demonstrated by arguing with made up premises, straw men and baboon logic.
FACT is not subject to argument at ALL because it is FACT.
BROWN SECTION To argue that the sky is actually a dark shade of brown would be arguing about the colour of the sky, not an epistemological discourse.
BABOON COLOURED SECTION The baboon icon is clickable for additional information about logic (since you slready seem well informed about their behaviour).
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Default Re: 1001 Errors in the Christian Bible - 02-07-2014, 02:24 AM

In times of old there was a certain finesse from those that spoke against the LORD.

Nowadays we get this...

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IF you continue to argue with fact you are proving your own ignorance.
Not sure if it is GOD punishing their children (clearly retards), or a cruel joke of satan to make us lower our guard.

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