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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 03-29-2010, 05:28 AM

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That is very debatable. It is equally as likely that it could be a developmental differentiation. For example, as i grew up i discovered i hate peppers but after eating one within the past few months i figured out that now i like peppers. Same thing could happen with sexual preference.
This is quite true. My boys are currently in the "girls are yucky" stage. Perhaps homosexuals somehow just get stuck in that stage. There were lots of things that I hated as a child that I like now.


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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 03-29-2010, 01:20 PM

there be no homos that were borned homos an this here pickture be my proofs



Mr.Haggard were not a homo, he were just a innoscent strait man that dids them homo thangs cuz he were tempteds by satan

but then lord God cureds him, yay! an this be Mr.Haggard today ---> cept he not winky-wink at them men no mores
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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 04-10-2010, 08:22 PM

Homosexuality is a disability that people are born with. It can be overcome, though, just like people can turn themselves homosexual if they want to. >
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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 04-10-2010, 08:28 PM

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Homosexuality is a disability that people are born with. It can be overcome, though, just like people can turn themselves homosexual if they want to. >
Don't you claim to be a Protestant? Salvation threw Grace, not the vile FALSE Catholic doctrine of Salvation threw works. A homosexual can neither damn or save themselves. Only God does that. God creates homosexuals with their unnatural desires so the homosexual chooses, out of his own freewill, to disobey God.

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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 04-14-2010, 11:45 AM

It is possible to be born with more feminine genetics. And some may just want to be that way whats the big deal?
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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 04-14-2010, 01:04 PM

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It is possible to be born with more feminine genetics. And some may just want to be that way whats the big deal?
Blasphemer! These are lies atheist scientists are selling our children and our society. There is no such thing as a gay gene and anyone who has a propensity for people of the same sex are demon possessed. God has forsaken them. It's a "big deal," as you so sarcastically put it, because those devils and harlots tarnish the face of God's miraculous earth.
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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 04-15-2010, 02:45 AM

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It is possible to be born with more feminine genetics. And some may just want to be that way whats the big deal?
Well yes, of course a man can be born with finer bone, slim build and high cheekbones. That doesn't make one gay.


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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 06-28-2010, 07:07 PM

Some people are gay, get over it, its love its not wrong no matter what you think. who the hell cares who you like?
Its a goddamn right to love someone.


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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 06-28-2010, 07:31 PM

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who the hell cares who you like?
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I'm not sure I understand your statement, but I'm pretty sure you're wrong.


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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 06-28-2010, 11:33 PM

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Some people are gay, get over it, its love its not wrong no matter what you think. who the hell cares who you like?
Its a goddamn right to love someone.
You can be gay in Hell all you want. That is your decision. But you won't content yourself with that. You want to transform heteros into faggots too. That's why I have a problem with it, because gays inevitably start recruiting and raping little boys. You give them an inch and they take a yard.


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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 06-29-2010, 04:01 AM

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You can be gay in Hell all you want. That is your decision. But you won't content yourself with that. You want to transform heteros into faggots too. That's why I have a problem with it, because gays inevitably start recruiting and raping little boys. You give them an inch and they take a yard.
This is not a troll post.

Catholic Priests, enough said.

Homosexuals do not "recruit", they search for other homosexuals.

You're straight (obviously) and I'm pretty sure no homo would want anything to do with you, no matter how beautiful you may or may not look.
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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 06-29-2010, 04:24 AM

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This is not a troll post.

Catholic Priests, enough said.

Homosexuals do not "recruit", they search for other homosexuals.
That is a blatant lie. Believe me I know. You don't go through life as gorgeous as I am and not try to get recruited into the sodomite deathstyle.

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You're straight (obviously) and I'm pretty sure no homo would want anything to do with you, no matter how beautiful you may or may not look.
You queers' gaydar is obviously wrong sometimes.

Strangely enough these days, the more scripture you quote, the harder the sodomites try to recruit you.


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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 06-29-2010, 04:29 AM

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This is not a troll post.

Homosexuals do not "recruit", they search for other homosexuals.
This may not be a troll post, but it is a blatant lie post.

Queers most certainly DO recruit. How else can they spread? They can't have gay babies now can they!?

You should read Scott Lively's excellent book on how to recruit-proof your kids!


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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 06-29-2010, 05:36 AM

Okay, so perhaps some do, but not all.

There IS, scientifically proven, a genetic tendency for homosexuality. Probably a mutation caused by the obvious incest of Adam and Eve's children (oh snap)

Also Levi, did you ever stop to think that because you're quoting scripture that they're just out to annoy the fork out of you?
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There IS, scientifically proven, a genetic tendency for homosexuality. Probably a mutation caused by the obvious incest of Adam and Eve's children (oh snap)
Only someone from Australia can talk utter nonsense like this. We have several cured gays in our church so it is most certainly not genetic.

Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."


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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 06-29-2010, 03:35 PM

Sexuality it is something personal to the people involved. It is not something they choose, it is not something they have been turned into by anything or anyone, it is who they are. But for you this seems to be a problem.

Your preoccupation with peoples sexuality shows all the signs of someone that is unsure about their own, and that is not something that uncommon as we can see from these examples.

It comes down to that twisted knot inside you that I have spoken of before, you see people living their lives as they want to, savouring existence without harming anyone else, you and your kind are unable to do this and it eats away inside you, destroying your very being.

I bring you the words of The One True God, Hallowed be His Noodly Appendages, in the hope that one day you can accept them. When that day comes you will be free of that knot inside you, the bile at the very centre of your being will disperse and you will finally be able to enjoy life and who you really are.

God does not care what consenting adults do with each other.
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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 06-29-2010, 09:22 PM

Homos are totally making a lifestyle choice. If they didn't want to be sinning with other hot and sweaty men, they wouldn't do it. It's just that simple.

Of course, that doesn't mean that I ever could make that choice. I, along with all heterosexuals, was born straight. Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 06-30-2010, 01:29 AM

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Homos are totally making a lifestyle choice. If they didn't want to be sinning with other hot and sweaty men, they wouldn't do it. It's just that simple. Of course, that doesn't mean that I ever could make that choice. I, along with all heterosexuals, was born straight. Praise Jesus!
I am somewhat confused by the homogay lifestyle, as well. They live in the shadows so much, and mostly only come out at night (when it's easier to snatch people)

The obvious LIE, though, is that these people are this way at BIRTH! That is just the sickest thing I have ever heard of. As if little babies sashay and squirm around in their cribs, dreaming of male members.

If anything, baby boys are attracted to (and I'm sorry, but I have to say it) breasts.

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Default Re: Homosexuals Are Not Born That Way! - 06-30-2010, 12:05 PM

I ask the question again, why do you care if God does not?

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1 And he shall make the analogy that just as two completely different alcoholic beverages are equal, all people are equal.
2 Yes, I know it's kind of a leap, but trust me, I‟m the FSM.
3 I love all people equally, so no holy wars or gay bashing or anything like that.
4 There's no reason for any of that.


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9 I'm also cool with lesbian weddings because the FSM also respects those created with more meatball-like attachments.
10 And if the meatballs and noodles want to get together, it's all good because the FSM is cool about that.
11 Unlike some imaginary deities who are such prudes they don't even have sex with women to get kids, the FSM has the meatballs and noodles all coming together out in the open in a free expression of high-carb goodness.


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