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Exclamation Re: "Unsaved Trash"? - 05-02-2011, 02:43 PM

I find this sight disturbing and sad. I am a born again Chrisitan and my church is non denominational, but originally from AOG.

I came to Christ because God called me first and I responded to Jesus. I love the Lord with all my heart and strength.

My favourite verse for this site is Eph 2:4-6.

A friend told me of this site and I didn;t beleive any God Fearing person would go against Christ's teachings in such a blatant way......but here we are.

Then when I put across my point it is sensored...why?
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Default Re: "Unsaved Trash"? - 05-02-2011, 02:52 PM

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"Becoming a True Christian™ takes time, effort, prayer, and generous tithing via the Godly paypal button at the bottom of all pages!"

I would ljust like to comment on the above quote, and the repsonses regarding a young man's sexual orientation, and prior sin 'list'.

Are you guys for real?
As real as the fires of hell, my friend.

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To the first quote on "Becoming a true Christian", have you read Ephesians 2:4? Let me refresh you.."But because of His great love for us, God, who is rich in mercy, made us alive in Christ even when we were dead in transgressions-it is by grace you have been saved."

Yet you call the unsaved "Unsaved Trash"? How do you think Jesus would feel about that?
I feel really good - I always enjoy Scripture. But the question you have sidestepped is, "How do you - yes, you personally - know you are Saved when you do not know the Bible and do not therefore "know" Christ? Only Landover accepts every word of the Bible, for they are God's Words, friend.

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Jesus commanded us to love our neighbour....he even told us to love our enemies...
I see we have a long, long way to go with your liberal, errant attitude.

Who is "our neighbor"? Is he the murderer, is he the idolater? Is he the enemy of God?
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for even unbeleivers can love their friends and family!
Ha! They think they can, but is it loving someone to tell them there is no god, to tell them that there are false gods that they should worship? I think not!
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He spent time with sinners
And so do we - I am writing to you, aren't I?
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HE DIED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS WHILE YOU WERE STILL "UNSAVED TRASH"!
Ah, CapsLock... always a sign of being cool. Hold your horses there, He did not just died for me, He died for all who will hear - but what of those who will not hear?
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A true Christian is ANY person who gives their heart to Christ, confesses and forsakes their sins, and lives as He commanded every day.
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Our salvations is a gift....we dont "become" a "true" Christian by any test, or tithing. As far as effort goes...didn't Jesus say His "yoke is easy and His burden light"?
There you go again, you tell me how you DON'T become a True Christian, but you don't say how you do! I think that's because you simply don't know. (Oh, and as far as tithing is concerned, Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes & offerings.

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And I don't know who commented on that young mans sexual tastes, or why they would be SO RUDE to a fellow believer,
Meh! He says he's a believer but you and I know that he has no idea what he believes.
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but I find it VERY disturbing a site that states it's dedication to the Lord and His teachings labelling ANYONE "Unsaved Trash"
So, what do you think God thinks of those he condemns to Hell? Do we do wrong to point out the future for those who will not accept Jesus as Savior?
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I think you belittle His message and teachings, and all you are doing by calling people these things is inflaming them and turning them away from Christ Jesus.
On the other hand I think God knows that we are working to remind the sinners of the world that they had better get their act together.
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Not to mention, you are NOT following His teaching in ministering or loving the 'unsaved' of the world!
Your indignation has gotten the better of your faith. You show us where we have misquoted Scripture!
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I was referred to this site by a friend who isn't saved,
How do you know he isn't saved? Has Jesus spoken to you? Has Landover been consulted about the state of his soul?
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I can't beleive you call yourselves lovers of Christ when you wont follow His teachings!
You show us where we have misquoted Scripture!

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Default Re: "Unsaved Trash"? - 05-02-2011, 02:53 PM

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I find this sight disturbing and sad. I am a born again Chrisitan and my church is non denominational, but originally from AOG.

I came to Christ because God called me first and I responded to Jesus. I love the Lord with all my heart and strength.

My favourite verse for this site is Eph 2:4-6.

A friend told me of this site and I didn;t beleive any God Fearing person would go against Christ's teachings in such a blatant way......but here we are.

Then when I put across my point it is sensored...why?
Could be poor spelling...





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Thumbs down Re: "Unsaved Trash"? - 05-03-2011, 03:48 AM

For the very twisted people of this "church" and I use this term loosely......give me as many infractions as you like the truth hurts! I read the entire bible, and still I find your actions foolish.....ban me from this site because I want nothing to do with people who use Jesus' name for their own sick twisted beleifs! I am a saved Christian.....I follow Christ's law not your "cultish" one!

SO PLEASE BAN ME NOW!
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For the very twisted people of this "church" and I use this term loosely......give me as many infractions as you like the truth hurts! I read the entire bible, and still I find your actions foolish.....ban me from this site because I want nothing to do with people who use Jesus' name for their own sick twisted beleifs! I am a saved Christian.....I follow Christ's law not your "cultish" one!

SO PLEASE BAN ME NOW!
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For the very twisted people of this "church" and I use this term loosely......give me as many infractions as you like the truth hurts! I read the entire bible, and still I find your actions foolish.....ban me from this site because I want nothing to do with people who use Jesus' name for their own sick twisted beleifs! I am a saved Christian.....I follow Christ's law not your "cultish" one!

SO PLEASE BAN ME NOW!
You could always just stop logging in.


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Default Re: "Unsaved Trash"? - 05-03-2011, 04:31 AM

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For the very twisted people of this "church" and I use this term loosely......give me as many infractions as you like the truth hurts!
I'm sorry that you find the Truth painful. Once you give your life to Jesus, you will find that His correction is meted out with love. Unless you die in sin, then He will cast you into His Lake of Fire to be tortured forever instead of just terminating your existence.

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I read the entire bible, and still I find your actions foolish.....ban me from this site because I want nothing to do with people who use Jesus' name for their own sick twisted beleifs! I am a saved Christian.....I follow Christ's law not your "cultish" one!
Could you please explain to me exactly what this "Christ's Law" is, if not the entirety of the Bible? Thanks!

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Why would we ban you? If you don't wish to participate here, you can simply stop coming to the site. Are you unable to do so?

Son, if you are that out of control, it's no surprise that you reject the Bible in favor of your own hippy-dippy idea of an all-loving, all-forgiving, sin-all-you-like-and-it's-ok Jesus.


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Not when they are lame false Christians. I see your point.


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Default Re: "Unsaved Trash"? - 11-14-2013, 05:20 AM

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"Becoming a True Christian™ takes time, effort, prayer, and generous tithing via the Godly paypal button at the bottom of all pages!"

I would ljust like to comment on the above quote, and the repsonses regarding a young man's sexual orientation, and prior sin 'list'.

Are you guys for real?

To the first quote on "Becoming a true Christian", have you read Ephesians 2:4? Let me refresh you.."But because of His great love for us, God, who is rich in mercy, made us alive in Christ even when we were dead in transgressions-it is by grace you have been saved."

Yet you call the unsaved "Unsaved Trash"? How do you think Jesus would feel about that?

Jesus commanded us to love our neighbour....he even told us to love our enemies...for even unbeleivers can love their friends and family! He spent time with sinners and showed them the way, the truth and the life WITH RESPECT AND LOVE for that person. HE DIED FOR YOU ON THE CROSS WHILE YOU WERE STILL "UNSAVED TRASH"!

A true Christian is ANY person who gives their heart to Christ, confesses and forsakes their sins, and lives as He commanded every day. Our salvations is a gift....we dont "become" a "true" Christian by any test, or tithing. As far as effort goes...didn't Jesus say His "yoke is easy and His burden light"?

It's not an effort for me to pray, tithe, and seek the Lord. The Holy Spirit gives us that desire!

And I don't know who commented on that young mans sexual tastes, or why they would be SO RUDE to a fellow believer, but I find it VERY disturbing a site that states it's dedication to the Lord and His teachings labelling ANYONE "Unsaved Trash" or insinuates a man who is obviously passionate about his beleifs is gay has ALOT to answer for!

I think you belittle His message and teachings, and all you are doing by calling people these things is inflaming them and turning them away from Christ Jesus.

Not to mention, you are NOT following His teaching in ministering or loving the 'unsaved' of the world!

I was referred to this site by a friend who isn't saved, and didn't beleive him....I had to see for myself, and as a saved born again Christian I am DEEPLY saddened and dissapointed because you make everyone else's job of reaching the lost so much more difficult.

I can't beleive you call yourselves lovers of Christ when you wont follow His teachings!
Wow, that was really good. God and Jesus love us and they wouldn't want us to be mean to each other!
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Wow, that was really good. God and Jesus love us and they wouldn't want us to be mean to each other!
No, that was really retarded, dear. Did you happen to notice the person you quoted hasn't been here for two and a half years? He couldn't stand the Truth; it interfered with his delusions. Sad, but then, he's got the choice to trust Jesus, or turn his back on Jesus. An eternity in Hell is only fair to those who turn their backs on Jesus.


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