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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-27-2008, 08:44 AM

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And completely false? Are you seriously making the claim that there is not a single objective fact in the entire book?
Yes, i am... prove me wrong!
unless you start saying stuff like 'there's a town called Jerusalem etc.
allow me to specify: The bible is a collection of real tales set in real places.
got any meaningful replies?
Shew me the tribute money. And they brought unto him a penny. And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription? They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's. Matthew 22:19-21

Matthew made up the Roman Emporer Tiberius Caesar--and his coinage?

I really see little point in arguing about the Bible with someone who hasn't bothered to read it, which you obviously haven't. So, be gone, ye viper, Kerplunsky. I am done answering your uninformed, moronic posts.



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Talking Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-27-2008, 06:50 PM

Joy... at last, my goal is coming closer.


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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-28-2008, 03:07 AM

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What? Getting banned?


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I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Talking Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-28-2008, 08:35 PM

no, getting reasonable, sane replies from you people


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Default Re: A question about Adam and his kids - 04-28-2008, 09:04 PM

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no, getting reasonable, sane replies from you people
When have you had anything else? The Lord's Word is always good to hear.





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