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Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 06:12 AM
GLORY!
Revelation 9:15
And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men.
It has begun!
Another Asian Islamic passenger plane has disappeared without a trace. Jesus acts when men fail to act. He is furious after seeing how people do vile and fornicatory things on His Sweet Birthday. He gives them proper retribution. Glory to Jesus!
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Missing AirAsia Flight 8501 is carrying 162 people: 155 passengers, two pilots and five cabin crew members, the airline said in a statement.
On board are 157 from Indonesia, three South Koreans, one Malaysian and one Singaporean... AirAsia is a Malaysia-based airline that is popular in the region as a budget carrier. It has about 100 destinations, with subsidiaries in several Asian countries. The airline has a "very good" reputation for safety, CNN aviation correspondent Richard Quest said. The loss of contact with the AirAsia plane comes nearly 10 months after the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, which dropped off radar over Southeast Asia on March 8.
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Why would a plane with very good reputation disappear if Jesus did not actively work for its destruction!? That would be impossible. Jesus has started the preliminary procedures that lead to the End of Times!
Numbers 25:5
And Moses said unto the judges of Israel, Slay ye every one his men that were joined unto Baalpeor.
Verily, Jesus is slaying the idolatrous and the fornicators as we speak. Thak you, Jesus!
This is what the missing plane looks like. Keep your eyes open, it may have fallen near you, Brethren!
Colossians 4:2
Continue in prayer, and watch in the same with thanksgiving;
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 06:37 AM
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GLORY!
Jesus is really doing His best today. There are more and more signs! Now a papist seafaring ship with hundreds of Italic papists has miraculously caught fire in the Mediterranean near Grease.
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An Italian-flagged ferry carrying 466 passengers and crew caught fire while sailing from Greece to Italy, coastguard officials said on Sunday.
The Norman Atlantic, sailing from Patras in western Greece to the Italian port of Ancona, was 33 nautical miles off the small island of Othonoi when it sent a distress signal, Greek coastguard officials said.
The fire broke out in the garage of the vessel, which can carry around 200 vehicles, just before 6.00 am. local time (0400 GMT).
A helicopter and two rescue vessels were on their way to the area and a container ship was nearby. Strong winds were blowing in the area, the coastguard said.
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Revelation 9:2
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.
Soon we'll see volcanic eruptions and earthquakes by the dozen. It may well be that 2015 is THE YEAR we've been waiting for. It is quite likely that our next Christmas will be celebrated in HEAVEN!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 06:50 AM
Wow!
Jesus must have been inspired by His visit 2 days ago to LBC when He saw how perverted and depraved the sinners are that come here as UT!
GLORY
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 08:30 AM
I wonder what Jesus is planning to do with all these planes. I mean, they are never seen again, right? So He must be storing them somewhere prior to using them for His Holy Purpose.
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
This is what the missing plane looks like. Keep your eyes open, it may have fallen near you, Brethren!
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My older boys will be searching the estate later, after church, Brother Elmer. My husband says "It's unlikely that it fell locally, some 7,000 miles from the flight path, but at least this will get the little tykes out from under our feet."
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Why would a plane with very good reputation disappear if Jesus did not actively work for its destruction!?
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Hmm. They argue that the airline has a 'very good' reputation. Does this look 'very good' to you?
There are several reasons why God may have chosen to smite this airline:
a) It's a gook airline and almost everyone on board was a gook
b) Somehow that heathen pom Richard Branson acquired an AirAsia hostess uniform and this is the result (ladies, please look away)
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
This is what the missing plane looks like. Keep your eyes open, it may have fallen near you, Brethren!
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Now I get it. It's an airline for homosexuals.
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 09:31 AM
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Now I get it. It's an airline for homosexuals.
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Either that or the Mexicans have hijacked it.
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 09:37 AM
Anyone think its a coincidence that this and the 2 other major plane "disasters" has been to and from Muslim countries? I think not! This is God's payback for 9/11.
Also note that any Muslim might be an ISIS recruit, you can never know for sure. I would suggest Christians to never board a flight containing Muslims, because if the Muslims aren't going to blow up the plane themselves, you might end up as collateral damage in God's righteous punishment against Islam.
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 04:00 PM
All these things happen somewhere in Asia, where the mooslims and indians originally live. The big Tsunamis too.
I mean, have you ever heard that a Tsunami hits some good Christian area like Tennessee, Kentucky or Iowa?
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho
All these things happen somewhere in Asia, where the mooslims and indians originally live. The big Tsunamis too.
I mean, have you ever heard that a Tsunami hits some good Christian area like Tennessee, Kentucky or Iowa?
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Godly words Brother, godly words
For myself I am praying our Loving Savor that He crashed this passenger jet onto a deserted island were the survivors will be hunted down and killed by wild animals as they slowly starve to death. It's high time these Asians know what the Unconditional Love of Christ means.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 04:54 PM
It should be clear by now, even to the most obtuse observer, that God is wroth with the Chinamen. Their sins are many and overwhelming and have gone on since the beginning of time; over 6,000 years ago. It is difficult to know exactly what has angered the Lord ; there are just too many possibilities.
It has been scarcely ten years since the Lord sent a great wave among the Chinamen. Since then, He has fired off volcanos at them, sent additional waves and earthquakes, electrified them with radiation, caused rare viruses to appear and recently, He has set upon their airplanes. This is new technology at work and the Lord seems to be very taken with His new technique of aircraft destruction. I expect we will continue to see this work for the forseeable future.
All these calamities which fall on the Chinamen are the result of their impertinence and godless wretchedry. Were they to abandon their heathenish ways, they could join the company of Christians and live a righteous life. That state holds no interest for them, so they continue to be targets of God's vengeance.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 07:44 PM
I went to the Landover Baptist data base to look for plane loads of Christians which had crashed. There have been none. NOT ONE.
I hope trolls do not come on here with their foolish criticisms of our truth. The truth is God brings down airplanes carrying atheists and homers. He leaves those carrying Christians to arrive at their destinations and lands them safely.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I went to the Landover Baptist data base to look for plane loads of Christians which had crashed. There have been none. NOT ONE.
I hope trolls do not come on here with their foolish criticisms of our truth. The truth is God brings down airplanes carrying atheists and homers. He leaves those carrying Christians to arrive at their destinations and lands them safely.
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That's because True Christian™ planes are lifted purely by prayers and carried by God's Will.
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 08:40 PM
Have you noticed that these mysteriously crashing planes never send out those black box "pings"? I can only assume that God is turning them off.
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 10:22 PM
By the Grace of God, someday soon the chinks and the towelheads will be afraid to board planes. This means they will go back to keeping to themselves and not try to mingle with the Good and Godly Americans!
Hallelujah!
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 10:34 PM
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By the Grace of God, someday soon the chinks and the towelheads will be afraid to board planes. This means they will go back to keeping to themselves and not try to mingle with the Good and Godly Americans!
Hallelujah!
God is Good!
GOD is GOOD!
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With a little bit of luck, they may stop trying to take over Australia as their lebensraum. On the other hand, God will need to smite their boats too, if Tony Abbott ceases to be Prime Minister. Abbott has put a stop to all those boat people, by sending them back to where they belong. God will need to help Australia if Abbott is ever defeated in an election.
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-28-2014, 10:37 PM
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That's because True Christian™ planes are lifted purely by prayers and carried by God's Will.
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Beautiful thought. That God can lift planes by our prayers and by carried by God's will means God can push planes into the ocean or a mountain. He knows what he is doing.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-29-2014, 04:14 PM
Brother Jim, your post yesterday was positively prescient!
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
There are several reasons why God may have chosen to smite this airline:
a) It's a gook airline and almost everyone on board was a gook
b) Somehow that heathen pom Richard Branson acquired an AirAsia hostess uniform and this is the result (ladies, please look away)
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Only minutes ago, one of the bearded fool's planes was forced to return to Gatwick Airport in order to " implement a non-standard landing procedure". My boys assumed - quite reasonably - that this was Branson-speak for "crash" and so I encouraged them to watch the TV rolling news in the hope of seeing it live.
We were puzzled as to why God eventually chose to spare the Papist-named airline, but perhaps it was because its destination was in the U.S.A. (even if it was that hotbed of sin, Las Vegas). Maybe there were one or two True Christians™ aboard?
All in all it's been a disappointing couple of days for the boys. They found no traces of that gook plane and now this! I have encouraged them to be optimistic - who knows what good fortune may come to pass tomorrow? 2 Timothy 3:1.
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-29-2014, 05:06 PM
Sister Joanna,
Please, tell your boys to keep their eyes open! No-one has seen a trace of the plane in Sumatria so we cannot exclude any potential crash sites.
But there is more evidence of the direct involvement of Jesus!
GLORY!
An Indonesistanian family of 10 missed the plane narrowly. And they have a Christian name! Christianawati. This means that they are at least potential raw material for Salvation. And they KNOW IT!
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"I was shocked to hear about it and cried. Maybe it is all god's plan that my family and I were not on the flight. It was a blessing in disguise," she said. "I hope that the plane is found and everyone is safe." Christianawati said she would be switching airlines.
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They are absolute right. Jesus made the plane disappear but He prevented those worthy of saving from getting on the flight. He is astonishing in His Grace. He is Merciful. He shows His wrath and His Pity! This plane crash is a stupendous sign of God's love towards us, the True Christians™!!
2 Corinthians 1:9
But we had the sentence of death in ourselves, that we should not trust in ourselves, but in God which raiseth the dead:
Oh yes! 2015 is going to be an incredible year. The preliminary preparations for Second Coming are on their way and I have packed a small pouch with some necessities (KJV, toothbrush, band aid, change of underwear) that I carry with me all the time. If there be Rapture, I am ready any moment!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory! -
12-29-2014, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
An Indonesistanian family of 10 missed the plane narrowly. And they have a Christian name! Christianawati. This means that they are at least potential raw material for Salvation. And they KNOW IT!
They are absolute right. Jesus made the plane disappear but He prevented those worthy of saving from getting on the flight. He is astonishing in His Grace. He is Merciful. He shows His wrath and His Pity! This plane crash is a stupendous sign of God's love towards us, the True Christians™!!
2 Corinthians 1:9
But we had the sentence of death in ourselves, that we should not trust in ourselves, but in God which raiseth the dead:
Oh yes! 2015 is going to be an incredible year. The preliminary preparations for Second Coming are on their way and I have packed a small pouch with some necessities (KJV, toothbrush, band aid, change of underwear) that I carry with me all the time. If there be Rapture, I am ready any moment!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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I find it especially nice that you get ready to meet our LORD in clean underwear. Of course the joy is very momentary, because you get white clothes Revelation 3:5-6
Anyway - THE LORD really gave those asians a chance to serve and kneel and pray. What a miracle! It is clear that THE GOD ALMIGHTY wanted to show the world, who rules.
Now it is high time to
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