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Re: Pray for me -
07-12-2007, 07:26 PM
I drink as Joo knows, and it doesn't bugger me up at all. Though i drink hardly as much as I used to.
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07-12-2007, 07:47 PM
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Secondly, you have to let go dude. Now, I'm not saying you listen to me, but you'll have to evenutally.
Again, I'm sorry about your wife.
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For crying out loud, has everybody gone queer-happy around here? It's a wife for Christ's sake. They come they go. Move on.
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07-12-2007, 08:03 PM
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For crying out loud, has everybody gone queer-happy around here? It's a wife for Christ's sake. They come they go. Move on.
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So do trends, like the Mullet.
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07-12-2007, 08:10 PM
I'm trying to make him feel better you mormon.
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07-12-2007, 09:19 PM
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So do trends, like the Mullet.
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The mullet it timeless friend. That is why Jesus has one.
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Re: Pray for me -
07-12-2007, 09:22 PM
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I drink as Joo knows.
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How awful. Taking the Lord's name in vain is bad enough, but taking some Joo's name in vain as if they were the Lord is a step too far, young missy!
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Originally Posted by Omerta
I'm trying to make him feel better you mormon.
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So you get all sensitive and girly about Dwayne's feelings just because he'll have to hire a maid, yet you freely toss hurtful insults like "mormon" around left, right and centre? You non-Christians are such hypocrites.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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07-12-2007, 09:51 PM
I'm trying to help. Anyone with eyes can see that.
Joo as In Jess. As in the guy who is my friend who you have been insulting all evening.
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07-12-2007, 10:25 PM
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I'm trying to help. Anyone with eyes can see that.
Joo as In Jess. As in the guy who is my friend who you have been insulting all evening.
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Friend,
We are not insulting anyone, not even that horrible she-male Joo. We are just advising them, that's all.
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07-13-2007, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb
Please pray for me. I have hit bottom. Since my wife died, I just haven't been able to cope. I took to drinking. I drink every mnute I'm awake. I can't sleep at night. I just lay there shaking and getting cold sweats and then feeling too hot for the covers. I drink everything, even cheap wine. The kids know about and they try to help out and drag me out of the bathroom if I pass out in there.
I need help. Please, pray for me, because things is looking awful dark for me right now.
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I'm tempted to post a link to an article on brewing your on Moonshine, but I'm not that heartless. Still, I'm sorry to hear that. Asking for help here though... Not really gonna go down well.
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Want to be cheered up? Best thing for that, don't ask these people to help cheer you up.
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QFT.
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Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb
I think the Lord for goodly peple like you all. I swear i soon will quit drinkingggg.
I'n empting the last botel know.
Yes Jeses, I here you. I'm a leting you in my hart.
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Charging... CLEAR! *buzz!* Increase voltage! JUST DO IT DAMMIT! WE'RE NOT LOSING HIM! CHARGING... CLEAR! *buzz!* CHARG-
Doctor, he's gone... There's nothing we can do...
God Dammit... Time of fall, 7:02PM... I'll inform the family...
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Omerta,
What about Jesus? He needs to get himself to Jesus. Jesus is the ultimate healer, unlike those quacks.
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Wait up a second... A pastor proposing the use of Jesus as a quick fix? Aye aye aye! What has become of this place?!
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Praise! Jesus certainly can straighten him out. Why, I used to be an alcoholic too, until I found Him. Now, I can have up to six pints a night, every night, and still not be an alcoholic, because I have Him!
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*reconsiders that Moonshine article*
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How awful. Taking the Lord's name in vain is bad enough, but taking some Joo's name in vain as if they were the Lord is a step too far, young missy!
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Where in the name of the nine hells did you get that perception?!
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We are just advising them, that's all.
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Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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07-13-2007, 06:30 AM
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Friend,
We are not insulting anyone, not even that horrible she-male Joo. We are just advising them, that's all.
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I'm a she-male now? Huh...the D.O.F is getting worse every day.
And I was actually unaware that I knew you Omerta (new screen name I guess?), so I'm sorry about that.
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07-13-2007, 08:44 AM
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Praise! Jesus certainly can straighten him out. Why, I used to be an alcoholic too, until I found Him. Now, I can have up to six pints a night, every night, and still not be an alcoholic, because I have Him!
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Oh yeah? --- um --- okay, if you say so
What about the guy who started this thread, anyway? Anybody care about him? Any of you even remember Dwayne?
Any of you fine Godly pastors and brothers praying for him? --- since after all Jesus doesn't answer heathen prayers without requests from true saved Christians ---
--- right?
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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07-13-2007, 08:48 AM
I used to be a soak too, as well as a perverted fornicator. Jesus will come to Dwanye, but he needs help. Does anyone know where he lives? We need to get him into Churchhab ASAP!
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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07-13-2007, 09:01 AM
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I used to be a soak too, as well as a perverted fornicator. Jesus will come to Dwanye, but he needs help. Does anyone know where he lives? We need to get him into Churchhab ASAP!
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Yeah, me too --- until I repented of my sins
Don't know where Dwayne lives either, but he needs help fast, that's for sure
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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07-13-2007, 09:10 AM
A little search turned this up:
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Originally Posted by Dwayne DeKalb
I'm from Crawford county Indiana.
we'll just have to agree to disagree on this one.
Mr. Mayfield, I will have little Dell over there as soon as his passport gets here. I'm getting more worried about him. He needs to be there ASAP.
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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07-13-2007, 09:17 AM
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A little search turned this up:
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That was fast work, Mr Elliot, good on yoooou
Like a true Christian
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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07-13-2007, 09:21 AM
Well, I'm too far away to help. We must find someone closer.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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07-13-2007, 10:48 AM
Joo - I won't say my name out loud, (I don't want my good english name battered) but lets but say I'm a grunger who uses the force . If that doesn't ring any bells, then don't worry lol.
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07-13-2007, 11:39 AM
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Joo - I won't say my name out loud, (I don't want my good english name battered) but lets but say I'm a grunger who uses the force . If that doesn't ring any bells, then don't worry lol.
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If you're a suicidal drug addict who worships Kurt Cobain and Obi-Wankenobi, I'd say you've got bigger things to worry about than your name. Your name could be battered, deep-fried, and served with a plate of chips, and it would still be nowhere near as worrying as the fact that you haven't accepted Jesus yet.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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07-13-2007, 12:24 PM
lol, I like Kurt Cobain, my dad saw Nirvana twice. My Gf thinks he was a good guitarist. But when I say "grunger" it was a phase I used to use alot on another website.
Drugs are for people who need a crutch to get by. I hate drugs. More than I hate The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
It's Obiwan Kenobi. lol. I have been a star wars fan for over 14 years. What of it?
Omerta, thats my name. The code of honor.
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Re: Pray for me -
07-13-2007, 12:27 PM
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Any of you even remember Dwayne?
Any of you fine Godly pastors and brothers praying for him?
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You're being a little harsh on us Sister. I've been praying for him; I've been asking Jesus to allow him to discover he has balls. Jesus doesn't have time for (mocking, high pitched falsetto voice) "Ohhhhh...I'm a whimpering, willowy waif...help me somebody, help me!!"
Christ...makes me puke.
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