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03-21-2012, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAnja
fathers should rape their daughters?!
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I can't believe anyone would say such a thing
It just goes to show that all the atheist thinks about is placing the penile member twixt cleft and engaging in the disgusting act of anal sodomy. It must be some kind of obsession for them: constantly imagining impalling the anus: impaled on a trusting manhandle, quivering to fulmation.
Why can't they stop this foul fornicular fantasy?
It turns my stomach
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
03-21-2012, 01:58 PM
I have never raped any of my daughters. I do give them candy from time to time and let them bounce on my knee, squeal in delight.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
03-21-2012, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAnja
Are you saying that fathers should rape their daughters?!
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Fathers forcefully sodomizing their daughters may be a national pastime in Denmark, young lady, but it is NOT tolerated in Landover!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
04-23-2012, 07:42 AM
Maybe if you guys stop using e word "date your daughter" and instead wrote " take my daughter out" it wouldnt sound like you are a pervert! The words you use are easy to misunderstand....
Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)
29: Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
04-23-2012, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAnja
Maybe if you guys stop using e word "date your daughter" and instead wrote " take my daughter out" it wouldnt sound like you are a pervert! The words you use are easy to misunderstand....
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I appear to be missing something. Both those terms appear to be harmless, similar in meaning and interchangeable. What's your point?
YIC
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
04-23-2012, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Noah Sole
I appear to be missing something. Both those terms appear to be harmless, similar in meaning and interchangeable. What's your point?
YIC
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She's sweedish. A date to her means fornicating with a middle eastern dactylifera. The wodka has burned out her brain--she is beyond salvation.
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
04-23-2012, 08:36 AM
Some people just insist on reading something sick into even the most innocent things.
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
01-30-2018, 09:47 PM
You know, with all this talk about Ivanka Trump getting ready to become the first Lady-President, I wonder if President Donald didn't take her under his wing in a romantic kind way after all. We all know he's talked about wanting to date her, even comparing her to women he found attractive. I can't help but wonder if Brother Faith is onto something here. How else do you explain such a capable woman who could literally follow in her father's footsteps?
It probably wouldn't hurt for her to drop the Jew ball and chain.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
01-30-2018, 10:19 PM
If we're going to elect women, my dream ticket would be Ivanka for president, Kirk Cameron for vice president, and and important cabinet appointment for Taylor Swift.
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
01-31-2018, 07:18 PM
I have received some personal messages telling me Kirk Cameron is not a woman.
Just so we're clear, people, I was NOT calling Kirk Cameron a woman! I am well aware he's a man (the very best kind of man, honestly), and my point was that we need somebody like him to balance out all the estrogen.
You can stop with the angry messages now.
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
01-31-2018, 08:26 PM
Kirk Cameron as as manly as a man can get while living exclusively in urban areas, never having hunted or learned to sleep in the cold, bury his poop in a hole, or drink cowboy coffee before dawn. The fact that he was raised in Hollywood and has never had a man-bun should be enough for anyone to recognize no one *could* accuse him of being lady-like. He's a man we've watched grow from awkward teen heartthrob to family-man-but-still-very-masculine Bible Believing Ambassador of Christ to the spiritually hungry in America. It should come as no surprise to learn his favorite fruit is the humble banana, and he can put on an Australian accent almost as good as Dick Van Dyke!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
02-01-2018, 04:48 AM
In order to preserve the Trump family as our royalty we may need to open our hearts to innovative Christian ways of thinking. We have come to realize our Christian interests are served when the President has various women who are not among his wives.
As Sister Mary notes, there are qualities about Ivanka that are attractive to her father and also hold promise for a first lady. These possibilities should not be dismissed out of hand.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
02-04-2018, 12:12 PM
Thanks everyone, This is a great thread and really helps explain christian dating at my age.
I don't know if I want to 'date my dad' but having him 'take me out' would be great, and I'd love it!
Amy
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
02-04-2018, 05:59 PM
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I don't know if I want to 'date my dad'
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Dear, if father-daughter dating is good enough for President Trump ( ) and Ivanka, it should be good enough for you as well.
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Re: Father/daughter dating: The key to raising virtuous young ladies? -
02-05-2018, 08:16 AM
Well, yea ... i guess that's right ... I shouldn't feel like it's weird ... thanks
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