[Johny Joe Hold]

Next week the ballots will be counted for the Governor, U. S. Senate and some U. S. House seats in Iowa. Republicans are going to run the table.

Pundits are calling the Senate race a "toss up". The left wingers are scouring every neighborhood to find drunks, Negroes and Mexicans who would like to earn $5 by voting early. Mostly the $5 goes toward 12 packs or Grain Belt.

As the Republican Party with its less government agenda comes into power, we can expect some nice government bennies to cities like Freehold who turned out in big numbers to put our Godly Party over the top. I'm a little embarrassed to tell everyone just yet what I have demanded.

Let's get ready to celebrate.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/sto...iion/18234269/

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Now, I'm really sad I live in heathen California! However, it is the Lord's will and "Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven." Matthew 6:10

[BrotherLarry]

Mister Mayor,

The way you operate the fine city of Freehold is a credit to not only your political genius, but also to the Holy Spirit's guidance in your life. I am reminded of the legend of King Arthur and Camelot; purity and virtue were important characteristics of that land; Christian purity and Christian virtue remain important to your fair town, as well.

Woe to anyone that should be foolish enough to run against you in the future. (Or did you do away with the mayoral elections by city ordinance?)

Respect from godless NYC,
BrotherLarry

[Johny Joe Hold]

Thank you, Jesus. Republican Joni Ernst castrated wimp Tom Braley.

I don't like to brag, but I was sitting around a table in a big downtown hotel with some other Iowa Republican big wigs talking strategy when Joni Ernst stopped in. She was uncertain how to present herself to the public.

I said, "Joni, did you ever castrate a baby pig?" On the basis of that question, the best political ad in history.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/joni-...-iowa-24908830

[Des]

I only hope America keeps this trend going two years from now. With the middle class rapidly disappearing thanks to the Democrats 'fighting for them' I won't be able to find middle management that isn't homeless if we have another 4 years of Democrat held Presidency. How am I supposed to trust a head of security to protect me and my things if he is living in his van?