[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by photoquig

you guys are hipocrytes. the OP's username is flaggot and you talk about how much it sounds like faggot, yet when i call you out on having possibly the most homosexual name ive ever heard (besides Barack Obama of course), you flip.

Well just have some respect. It was quite clear that when I said 'we've all been there' I was talking about reaching a low point in our lives. I did not mean actually in a shower cubicle with two foot Johnnie.

Jack

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Flaggit

That actually felt liberating...

Really? I found it nauseating.

Originally Posted by photoquig

you guys are hipocrytes. the OP's username is flaggot and you talk about how much it sounds like faggot, yet when i call you out on having possibly the most homosexual name ive ever heard (besides Barack Obama of course), you flip.

You mean like "photosquid"?

You're into that disgusting Japanese tentacle porn, aren't you?

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Originally Posted by Flaggit

It all started when I lost my mother; No love for myself and no love for another... It was late 1998. I was hurting. My girlfriend tried to make me feel better. We both got drunk and she let me ride her raw dog. It was the first time I ever came in a girl. She did a neat trick and squirt it out from her honey pot. She then scooped it with her finger and licked it. From that point on out I knew I was a sex addict. I was so turned on I wanted more. Soon after she became pregnant. We had a shot gun wedding but didn;t mind: We for filled each others sex fantasies. 3 years passed and she was knocked up again. After our 2nd the sex became boring... She wasn't as into the filth porn star sex I craved. We tried a 3 some with another man for the first time, you know, spice it up a bit? I think I liked it more than her... This guy became a regular. We told our girls that he was an uncle helping us with paper work. One night we all got really smashed smoking coco puffs... He slipped his finger into my ass... I didn't mind. Soon after I was penetrating my wife and cuming into her mouth and she would snowball with him and then he with me. It felt normal for him to lick my ball sack while I was railing my wife. One day, after a long work week on site, I found a note. My wife left me for him. Everything was gone. My life went to hell. More drugs... More boos.Poor work performance lead to getting canned. I moved to San Francisco in 2003. That is where I met Fellito.

Waht a gay name, right? Fellito? But he was kind to me. He let me crash at his place. The drugs were free, the bed was warm. I felt safe. My first one on one with a man was with Fellito. He just jumped in the shower with me one day. He acted like it was normal. He started scrubbing my back.. then my butt... Then a soapy finger slipped into my brown eye. I didn't even flinch. I penetrated him... It felt like screwing a donut. After I busted, he walked out of the shower and left a $50 on the sink. I asked what that was for and he told me good service isn't free. That was his hook to get me to sell my body. 2 weeks later I was penetrated by a strap on from a dyke that just won a Marlon Brando look alike contest. It felt like she tickled my stomach with that HUGE dildo. I took any client. Man, woman.. 2, 3 ,4 men or women. Money was great. I had my regulars. 2 foot Johnnie was amazing. No girth but he was 17 inches... It felt like anal and deep throat at the same time. Ive been choked, hung from my nipples, rubber bands around my dick and balls. Cut scrotum, limp biscuit eater, snoballed with 3 guys... I would freebase my coke on a spoon that had sperm heated to the point of evaporation... I injected coke and sperm. I've sucked so many dicks I should change my name. I've touched more cock and balls than Haynes whittie tighties.

One night after a cock and meth binge, I was stumbling home from Knob Hill. There I found a tract. It taught me the Roman Road. It changed my life forever.

You know Flaggot, I was always in favor of letting sinners explain in detail about their sordid lives before they found Jesus, but after reading your post I am starting to waiver on this issue. Do you know any females that have found Jesus that would like open their past up to us? One more question for you, you stated that you sold your body to other men for sex, I just can't fathom what the price might have been. What was the most you ever got paid?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

And I STILL say he's making the whole thing up. Brother Bathfire discovered that Flaggots are homos that carry flags in those fag pride parades. AND he lied about his first fag experience, first saying it was in prison and later that he let some dude finger his back side while he was "doing it" with his wife!

If he posts again, he'd better be able to explain what's what!

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Originally Posted by Flaggit

It all started when I lost my mother; No love for myself and no love for another... It was late 1998. I was hurting. My girlfriend tried to make me feel better. We both got drunk and she let me ride her raw dog. It was the first time I ever came in a girl. She did a neat trick and squirt it out from her honey pot. She then scooped it with her finger and licked it. From that point on out I knew I was a sex addict. I was so turned on I wanted more. Soon after she became pregnant. We had a shot gun wedding but didn;t mind: We for filled each others sex fantasies. 3 years passed and she was knocked up again. After our 2nd the sex became boring... She wasn't as into the filth porn star sex I craved. We tried a 3 some with another man for the first time, you know, spice it up a bit? I think I liked it more than her... This guy became a regular. We told our girls that he was an uncle helping us with paper work. One night we all got really smashed smoking coco puffs... He slipped his finger into my ass... I didn't mind. Soon after I was penetrating my wife and cuming into her mouth and she would snowball with him and then he with me. It felt normal for him to lick my ball sack while I was railing my wife. One day, after a long work week on site, I found a note. My wife left me for him. Everything was gone. My life went to hell. More drugs... More boos.Poor work performance lead to getting canned. I moved to San Francisco in 2003. That is where I met Fellito.

Waht a gay name, right? Fellito? But he was kind to me. He let me crash at his place. The drugs were free, the bed was warm. I felt safe. My first one on one with a man was with Fellito. He just jumped in the shower with me one day. He acted like it was normal. He started scrubbing my back.. then my butt... Then a soapy finger slipped into my brown eye. I didn't even flinch. I penetrated him... It felt like screwing a donut. After I busted, he walked out of the shower and left a $50 on the sink. I asked what that was for and he told me good service isn't free. That was his hook to get me to sell my body. 2 weeks later I was penetrated by a strap on from a dyke that just won a Marlon Brando look alike contest. It felt like she tickled my stomach with that HUGE dildo. I took any client. Man, woman.. 2, 3 ,4 men or women. Money was great. I had my regulars. 2 foot Johnnie was amazing. No girth but he was 17 inches... It felt like anal and deep throat at the same time. Ive been choked, hung from my nipples, rubber bands around my dick and balls. Cut scrotum, limp biscuit eater, snoballed with 3 guys... I would freebase my coke on a spoon that had sperm heated to the point of evaporation... I injected coke and sperm. I've sucked so many dicks I should change my name. I've touched more cock and balls than Haynes whittie tighties.

One night after a cock and meth binge, I was stumbling home from Knob Hill. There I found a tract. It taught me the Roman Road. It changed my life forever.

Come on Flaggot, let's be honest. Did you make up this story just to brag? It sounds a lot like a story that a guy would make up just to try and impress his new friends on a fishing/hunting trip. This is exactly the type of story I expect to hear from a new friend after a few beers or maybe from a person applying for a job at my firm. So, what's the deal?

[Flaggit]

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway

And I STILL say he's making the whole thing up. Brother Bathfire discovered that Flaggots are homos that carry flags in those fag pride parades. AND he lied about his first fag experience, first saying it was in prison and later that he let some dude finger his back side while he was "doing it" with his wife!

If he posts again, he'd better be able to explain what's what![IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADAMAV%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/msohtml1/01/clip_image001.gif[/IMG]

You are too quick to judge, Portway. How could I possibly open my entire life history in 2 paragraphs? The request was for my life in prostitution. I never said my 3some experience was my first male encounter, so how did I lie? Don’t be so quick to judge. Judgment is reserved for the LORD. I told of my gay experiences, not my hetero prostitution ones....


I was arrested months after my first daughter. My crime is not important. I served 4 months at Pelican Bay in Del Norte County. There I witnessed a man get raped. I was forced to swallow the cum on the man who did the raping. As the would say in prison, I was skull f*cked.
I didn’t feel gay with my 3some because I was hittin my wife at the same time. How can it be gay when they is vag involved?

By the way, in prison, a "portway" is where an inmate stabs another inmate in the back, hollows a hole and penetrates it. But you will never hear me tease your name as a bloody back f*ck. Please don't tease mine.

Originally Posted by Yea-tho-we-walk

Come on Flaggot, let's be honest. Did you make up this story just to brag? It sounds a lot like a story that a guy would make up just to try and impress his new friends on a fishing/hunting trip. This is exactly the type of story I expect to hear from a new friend after a few beers or maybe from a person applying for a job at my firm. So, what's the deal?

I don't know what kind of friends you have... Maybe some of my old ones? But no one should be proud or boast about penetrating and swallowing Sodom and Gomorrah balls first. It sickens me to my stomach.

Praise the LORD for his gift of salvation and GODLY people to help a poor ol wretch like me. Amazing Grace it truly is.

By the way, my question about Churches being 3rd party was never answered. I is confusing me. And knowing that God is not a God of confusion, I feel I am in sin.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Flaggit

You are too quick to judge, Portway. How could I possibly open my entire life history in 2 paragraphs? The request was for my life in prostitution. I never said my 3some experience was my first male encounter, so how did I lie? Don’t be so quick to judge. Judgment is reserved for the LORD. I told of my gay experiences, not my hetero prostitution ones....

I don't like your tone friend. You may address me as either BROTHER Portway, CAPTAIN Portway, or BROTHER Aaron. We're are not on good enough terms for you to "last-name" me like that.

And as far as judgement is concerned, you need to read your Bible son.

Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbour; I am the LORD.
Leviticus 19:15-16

Do you see that? We are tasked by God to judge, but we must do so righteously. And as I am a saved True Christian™, I am incapable of sinning, so by definition, I act righteously. The very next verse tells us not to be "talebearers" Flaggot. I do hope your not telling tales here on our Godly boards.

Now, I may have been to quick to judge you Flaggot, but you still have to convince us that you're on the up & up. We get alot of folks in here who aren't who they claim to be.

So I have a few more questions. At one point you mentioned that the name Flagot was common in the "Virginia Sticks". Are you implying that your real last name is Flagot and that you are from Virgina?

Originally Posted by Flaggit

I was arrested months after my first daughter. My crime is not important. I served 4 months at Pelican Bay in Del Norte County. There I witnessed a man get raped. I was forced to swallow the cum on the man who did the raping. As the would say in prison, I was skull f*cked.
I didn’t feel gay with my 3some because I was hittin my wife at the same time. How can it be gay when they is vag involved?

By the way, in prison, a "portway" is where an inmate stabs another inmate in the back, hollows a hole and penetrates it. But you will never hear me tease your name as a bloody back f*ck. Please don't tease mine.

Unless the term "Portway" is one of the only slang words not yet on the internets, I'm a bit skeptical that what you mentioned above is true. Also, I thought Professor Bessemer told you to use clinical language instead of vulgar slang while you are our guest.

Trust me Flaggot, I want to believe you, I truly do. That way, I can help bring you to Jesus. Convince me that you are genuine Flaggot, the balls are in your court.

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by Flaggit

You are too quick to judge, Portway. How could I possibly open my entire life history in 2 paragraphs? The request was for my life in prostitution. I never said my 3some experience was my first male encounter, so how did I lie? Don’t be so quick to judge. Judgment is reserved for the LORD. I told of my gay experiences, not my hetero prostitution ones....


I was arrested months after my first daughter. My crime is not important. I served 4 months at Pelican Bay in Del Norte County. There I witnessed a man get raped. I was forced to swallow the cum on the man who did the raping. As the would say in prison, I was skull f*cked.
I didn’t feel gay with my 3some because I was hittin my wife at the same time. How can it be gay when they is vag involved?

By the way, in prison, a "portway" is where an inmate stabs another inmate in the back, hollows a hole and penetrates it. But you will never hear me tease your name as a bloody back f*ck. Please don't tease mine.



I don't know what kind of friends you have... Maybe some of my old ones? But no one should be proud or boast about penetrating and swallowing Sodom and Gomorrah balls first. It sickens me to my stomach.

Praise the LORD for his gift of salvation and GODLY people to help a poor ol wretch like me. Amazing Grace it truly is.

By the way, my question about Churches being 3rd party was never answered. I is confusing me. And knowing that God is not a God of confusion, I feel I am in sin.

Dixon, please do refrain from using such coarse language on our forum. You see, while I may have been involved in coprophilic sex practices, among my many perversions, I do not feel the need to use vulgar slang words for feces. Do you understand what I'm saying?

And let me say this, I have a good feeling about your salvation Dixon, I honestly do. But you have to get past your unsaved suspicion about The One True Church™, Landover Baptist. Simply accept that we are the only way to Jesus and your troubles will melt away, like candle wax out of pubic hair in a nice, hot shower! Glory!

[Faith_Machine]

I am highly skeptical regarding Floggot's claim of having injected semen into his veins. Though I have never used drugs intravenously, I have been around enough IV drug users to know a thing or two about their practices.

One thing an IV drug user is not going to do is inject something that burns their veins even worse than their drug of choice.

Now then, if you're like me, and you've ever gotten semen in your eyes as the result of an animal husbandry mishap, you will be well aware of the fact that semen contains ammonia and burns like heck.

You're asking me to believe druggies would be willing to burn their precious veins with ammonia? I don't think so.

[Flaggit]

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway

I don't like your tone friend. You may address me as either BROTHER Portway, CAPTAIN Portway, or BROTHER Aaron. We're are not on good enough terms for you to "last-name" me like that.

And as far as judgement is concerned, you need to read your Bible son.

Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbour; I am the LORD.
Leviticus 19:15-16

Do you see that? We are tasked by God to judge, but we must do so righteously. And as I am a saved True Christian™, I am incapable of sinning, so by definition, I act righteously. The very next verse tells us not to be "talebearers" Flaggot. I do hope your not telling tales here on our Godly boards.

Now, I may have been to quick to judge you Flaggot, but you still have to convince us that you're on the up & up. We get alot of folks in here who aren't who they claim to be.

So I have a few more questions. At one point you mentioned that the name Flagot was common in the "Virginia Sticks". Are you implying that your real last name is Flagot and that you are from Virgina?




Unless the term "Portway" is one of the only slang words not yet on the internets, I'm a bit skeptical that what you mentioned above is true. Also, I thought Professor Bessemer told you to use clinical language instead of vulgar slang while you are our guest.

Trust me Flaggot, I want to believe you, I truly do. That way, I can help bring you to Jesus. Convince me that you are genuine Flaggot, the balls are in your court.

I can't convince you over night, it will take time. As the Landover Jesus works on me, you all will notice. You know the BIBLE more than I. Thats good. I feel better knowing that I'm in the company for True Christians. I will start by working on my speech. I've spoke this way for many moons. Old habits die hard, bear with me.

My parents were from the sticks. The last name Flagot is more common that Flaggot. But I've seen Fligit, Flagote and Filgot.

Slang words on the internet? No, it was a term I heard in prison. Gruesome, I know.

Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer

Dixon, please do refrain from using such coarse language on our forum. You see, while I may have been involved in coprophilic sex practices, among my many perversions, I do not feel the need to use vulgar slang words for feces. Do you understand what I'm saying?

And let me say this, I have a good feeling about your salvation Dixon, I honestly do. But you have to get past your unsaved suspicion about The One True Church™, Landover Baptist. Simply accept that we are the only way to Jesus and your troubles will melt away, like candle wax out of pubic hair in a nice, hot shower! Glory!

I'm glad I'm not the only person on this board that has had to rid pubic lice! Did you get yours from a Filipino? Those greasy belly thugs always had pubic lice.

I will work on my language. Its second nature to me... I don't even know when I say something that is vulgar. Please bear with me. I'm learning.

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

I am highly skeptical regarding Floggot's claim of having injected semen into his veins. Though I have never used drugs intravenously, I have been around enough IV drug users to know a thing or two about their practices.

One thing an IV drug user is not going to do is inject something that burns their veins even worse than their drug of choice.

Now then, if you're like me, and you've ever gotten semen in your eyes as the result of an animal husbandry mishap, you will be well aware of the fact that semen contains ammonia and burns like heck.

You're asking me to believe druggies would be willing to burn their precious veins with ammonia? I don't think so.

Sweetheart, If the guy whose cock and balls you are throat juggling is a member of Yaukza, you do whatever the hell he asks. If he asks you to play the Star Spanggled Banner in E flat with a trumpet in your ass and a kazoo tucked under your foreskin, you do it... And he will tip very generously.

[Bobby-Joe]

Flaggot,

You need to do better than this. We TRUE Christians™ have no time for people who make up some absurd personal stories just to mess with people. Christianity is above all about honesty and clarity. You need to come clean here Flaggot.

[Flaggit]

My life stories are rough for some, I know. After losing everything, all I have left is me and my travels. I can't tell you what you want to hear because it would be a lie.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Flaggit

blah blah blah Sweetheart, blah blah blah

Please do not backslide into your old ways, Flaggit...this is not some sodomite pickup joint.



Your continued use of foul and overly-descriptive perversions makes me enormously uneasy regarding your true intentions here at Landover. I pray that I'm wrong, but this incessant "shock" language leads me to believe that you feel you can "get under our skin" in some fashion.

Trust me, we've seen it all, done it all, and read it all. We are beyond surprise, so if that is your angle, I'd suggest wrapping that bit up.

Read the following Bible verse several times before replying:

( James 1:26) "If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man's religion is vain."


Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Drunken_christian]

Brothers, Sisters and Friends.

I did some research on this person Flaggit. Here is what I have found. A reputable online dictionary site has the meaning of this homoerotic devilmonger!


" Flaggot
A homosexual male member of color and/or winterguard. A flaggot is one who dabbles in the art of flag twirling, yet also dabbles in the art of pitching/catching.
Look at Timmy drop that flag! Whadda flaggot!"

[Faith_Machine]

Thank you Zechariah, for protecting me from this cruiser's "sweetheart" talk!

You are like a super hero whose super power is faith in our Lord and knowledge of His word!

[Flaggit]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

Please do not backslide into your old ways, Flaggit...this is not some sodomite pickup joint.



Your continued use of foul and overly-descriptive perversions makes me enormously uneasy regarding your true intentions here at Landover. I pray that I'm wrong, but this incessant "shock" language leads me to believe that you feel you can "get under our skin" in some fashion.

Trust me, we've seen it all, done it all, and read it all. We are beyond surprise, so if that is your angle, I'd suggest wrapping that bit up.

Read the following Bible verse several times before replying:

( James 1:26) "If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man's religion is vain."


Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Sorry there, Smyth. I thought Faith Machine was a female. He was talking about getting jizz in his eye...

Originally Posted by Drunken_christian

Brothers, Sisters and Friends.

I did some research on this person Flaggit. Here is what I have found. A reputable online dictionary site has the meaning of this homoerotic devilmonger!


" Flaggot
A homosexual male member of color and/or winterguard. A flaggot is one who dabbles in the art of flag twirling, yet also dabbles in the art of pitching/catching.
Look at Timmy drop that flag! Whadda flaggot!"

Can it, Drunkard. Since when is Urban Dictionary reputable? Go back to your MTV. The first or last name "Gay" doesn't denote that the person is a flammer.

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Thank you Zechariah, for protecting me from this cruiser's "sweetheart" talk!

You are like a super hero whose super power is faith in our Lord and knowledge of His word!

My bad. I thought you were a chick after reading your "cum in my eye" story.

[Drunken_christian]

I fear for your soul friend, It appears you are beyond salvation.

[Flaggit]

Originally Posted by Drunken_christian

I fear for your soul friend, It appears you are beyond salvation.

Says the Drunkard with a shirtless minor in S&M gear in his avvy...

I will listen to the counsel of the True Christians. As far as I know, you're hell bound wrapped up in your drunk, pedo S&M ways.

Get behind me satan!

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by Flaggit

Friend, If the guy whose penis and testicles you are fellating is a member of Yaukza, you do whatever the heck he asks. If he asks you to play the Star Spanggled Banner in E flat with a trumpet in your rectum and a kazoo tucked under your foreskin, you do it... And he will tip very generously.

Originally Posted by Flaggit

Sorry there, Smyth. I thought Faith Machine was a female. He was talking about getting manseed in his eye...


My bad. I thought you were a mere woman after reading your "semen in my eye" story.

Dixon, please! We have good Christian womenfolk who read these forums. Language like you use is hardly fit for the locker room in a turkish bathhouse, let alone one of most Godly forums on the internets!

Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.

Ephesians 4:29

[Drunken_christian]

Originally Posted by Flaggit

Says the Drunkard with a shirtless minor in S&M gear in his avvy...

I will listen to the counsel of the True Christians. As far as I know, you're hell bound wrapped up in your drunk, pedo S&M ways.

Get behind me satan!

Sir, (Note that I am no loner referring to you as friend) You know nothing about me. I am not a drunk but a recovering alcoholic. I am right with the lord as I haven't had as much as a swig in nearly a year. He has delivered me from the poison that I turned to in my darkest hour.

Matthew 7:7 "Aske, and it shalbe giuen you: seeke, and ye shall finde: knocke, and it shalbe opened vnto you."