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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-20-2014, 04:41 PM

Ok, your stupidity is immense, so I'll take this slowly, alright?

1: The Holy Bible:
This is a great example of how vain and stupid you religious people can be. You saying that "god wrote the bible" is historically, literally and in every way wrong. It's been historically proven that the bible was brought together from small scripts of text over 300, yes, 300 years after the death of your "saviour" Jesus Christ

2: Evi-lution from monkeys:
I really don't have time to explain to you what evolution really is. Believe me, evolution isn't just a "theory" made up without evidence of how organisms become different over hundreds of thousands of years. As I said, i don't have time to explain, but I suggest you check out these links: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution and http://evolution.berkeley.edu/
Oh, by the way, the reason why monkeys haven't evolved is simply because they most likely haven't needed to. If you'd read those links, you'd know that natural selection occurs in situations in which it has to. Monkeys, where they've lived, have had surroundings good enough that change was no required.

3: The Big Bang:
I'll admit, the start of the universe is pretty much a blur. We scientist, in your case atheists, rely on scientific theories rather than a small book. How scientific theories and regular theories differ is that scientific theories have an incredible amount of proof that we can currently find from nature. And right now a big bang is the most realistic scenario of how the universe might have started.
And if you want an idea of how the big bang might have started was simply because of an incredibly high pressure, but I'm not one to say.
BTW mountains take millions of years to form; the entirety of the universe could have been completed in a course of 168 hours, or 7 earth days

4 - Dinosaurs:
Before your arguments were actually almost reasonable, but this? HONESTLY? You know I'm reading this thing over and over again, but can't find any sense to it, so this might sound almost as stupid as you:
1: ...man and dinosaurs didn't enhabit the world at the same time... or so say our SCIENTIFIC theories, and I'd rather trust those than a book made by romans in a small hole. At the time of those reptiles, in common language dinosaurs, only very basic forms of mammals existed. We can prove that by dinosaur remains. They are from a time WAY before us.
2. Once again Noah and his Arc are from a little book of theories. Not scientifical theories, but theories. We have no historical or literal proof of such events.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-20-2014, 04:54 PM

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It's been historically proven that the bible was brought together from small scripts of text over 300, yes, 300 years after the death of your "saviour" Jesus Christ
Don't be stupid. Even a child knows that most of the Bible were written by God long before Jesus was even born
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-20-2014, 04:57 PM

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-20-2014, 05:20 PM

The Bible is a collection of 66 books, written by over 40 different authors, with the time span between the earliest and last of about 1500 years.

Look, I'm not trying to start a fuss. I'm simply stating that y'all need to take in facts, and not rely completely on a book.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-20-2014, 05:34 PM

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...It's been historically proven that the bible was brought together from small scripts of text over 300, yes, 300 years after the death of your "saviour" Jesus Christ...
It's a whole lot more complex, confusing, and fascinating than that. Stating the above bullshit as fact only makes you look stupid.

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...If you'd read those links, you'd know that natural selection occurs in situations in which it has to...
If you think evolution is an active, sentient process, you don't understand it at all.

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...I'll admit, the start of the universe is pretty much a blur...
You were hungover, I guess?

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...; the entirety of the universe could have been completed in a course of 168 hours, or 7 earth days...
The Bible says it took SIX days, not seven.

Learn what you wish to disparage, you look less foolish that way.

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...Look, I'm not trying to start a fuss...
Really?

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...I'm simply stating that y'all need to take in facts, and not rely completely on a book.
Now go back to YOUR books confident that you're not a hypocrite in the slightest.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-20-2014, 05:57 PM

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blah blah blah and not rely completely on a book.
So, everything you know about science is from your own original research? You don't rely on books, papers, articles, posts, etc. written by others?

You must be a busy guy!

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-20-2014, 06:16 PM

It would be almost exciting if one day these evolutionists actually read Darwin's book before posting. Almost, but not quite. The problem you see (well our 123,456th atheist visitor won't but others will get the idea) is that Christians actually do know what the theories are. Time for a quote:
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Ok, your stupidity is immense, so I'll take this slowly, alright?
Is this an atheist nursery rhyme or something? They bring it up quite a lot. Gripe water might help. But persevering with the slow approach we are accustomed to from deniers-of-reality and along comes:

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1: The Holy Bible:
This is a great example of how vain and stupid you religious people can be. You saying that "god wrote the bible" is historically, literally and in every way wrong. It's been historically proven that the bible was brought together from small scripts of text over 300, yes, 300 years after the death of your "saviour" Jesus Christ
Mr Alban has addressed this point but it might be worth pointing out that other atheists, such as the late Hitchens, frequently declaim that either The Bible was written "by ignorant bronze age goat herders" or "in Greek during the axial period and translated into Hebrew later" or "as a re-working of myths from the proto-IndoEuropean cycle of Brahma & Saraswati" which gets us back to about the stone-age so take your pick I suppose.

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2: Evi-lution from monkeys:
I really don't have time to explain to you what evolution really is. Believe me, evolution isn't just a "theory" made up without evidence of how organisms become different over hundreds of thousands of years. As I said, i don't have time to explain, but I suggest you check out these links:
wikipedia is not an authoritative source and
berkeley astroturfing is not evidence either
Oh, by the way, the reason why monkeys haven't evolved is simply because they most likely haven't needed to. If you'd read those links, you'd know that natural selection occurs in situations in which it has to. Monkeys, where they've lived, have had surroundings good enough that change was no required.
See that yellow bit? I laughed and laughed! Does wikipedia really say that? I bet Berkeley doesn't! They do actually understand the theory they're promoting, even though it's wrong, and we understand it too. That is how we know it's wrong. And here we have the galoot of ever failing to either understand or read it as the basis for announcing its veracity.
Very entertaining.
The consequences however are not.
What's next?
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3: The Big Bang:
I'll admit, the start of the universe is pretty much a blur. We scientist, in your case atheists, rely on scientific theories rather than a small book. How scientific theories and regular theories differ is that scientific theories have an incredible amount of proof that we can currently find from nature. And right now a big bang is the most realistic scenario of how the universe might have started.
And if you want an idea of how the big bang might have started was simply because of an incredibly high pressure, but I'm not one to say.
BTW mountains take millions of years to form; the entirety of the universe could have been completed in a course of 168 hours, or 7 earth days
The big bang theory is not a scenario of how the universe might have started, but a claim about what happened after it had. There are no scientific theories addressing how the "big bang" may itself have originated within any framework where pressure could be involved. But not reading the actual claims before embracing them is what passes for education I suppose in the secularist bordello.

It never takes long for dinosaurs to come up and sure enough here they are:

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4 - Dinosaurs:
Before your arguments were actually almost reasonable, but this? HONESTLY? You know I'm reading this thing over and over again, but can't find any sense to it, so this might sound almost as stupid as you:
1: ...man and dinosaurs didn't enhabit the world at the same time... or so say our SCIENTIFIC theories, and I'd rather trust those than a book made by romans in a small hole. At the time of those reptiles, in common language dinosaurs, only very basic forms of mammals existed. We can prove that by dinosaur remains. They are from a time WAY before us.
2. Once again Noah and his Arc are from a little book of theories. Not scientifical theories, but theories. We have no historical or literal proof of such events.
The paragraph with everything (except facts).
  • man and dinosaurs didn't enhabit the world at the same time
  • romans in a small hole
  • only very basic forms of mammals existed. We can prove that by dinosaur remains
  • Noah and his Arc are from a little book of theories
  • no historical or literal proof of such events
If man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the world at the same time, how come dinosaur behaviour is described? I understand the argument that from finding bones a caveman might make up a story about large animals but that's all they would be. Stories. Whereas in fact these creatures did actually exist as even the most devout materialist now accepts. And the described behaviours, including diet, are correct. Even if the material did originate in 300AD that is still about 1,600 years before the palæontologists got the bit between their teeth. But it is far older than that, even pre-dating the account of Noah or in some instances of Tubalcain (who invented smelting) (yes, that means he was born during the stone-age, so much for that 300AD claim) and Jubal (who was involved with the development of musical instruments).

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PS. Anyway WTF does Jesus have to do with a big bang?
Nothing.
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...standard feminist homosexual propaganda...
If you would only read your Bible you would understand why your post made me so sad.

Please, stop studying the works of pedophiles and women, and start studying the works of righteous True Christian men!


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-21-2014, 02:52 AM

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Ok, your stupidity is immense, so I'll take this slowly, alright?

1: The Holy Bible:
This is a great example of how vain and stupid you religious people can be. You saying that "god wrote the bible" is historically, literally and in every way wrong. It's been historically proven that the bible was brought together from small scripts of text over 300, yes, 300 years after the death of your "saviour" Jesus Christ

2: Evi-lution from monkeys:
I really don't have time to explain to you what evolution really is. Believe me, evolution isn't just a "theory" made up without evidence of how organisms become different over hundreds of thousands of years. As I said, i don't have time to explain, but I suggest you check out these links: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution and http://evolution.berkeley.edu/
Oh, by the way, the reason why monkeys haven't evolved is simply because they most likely haven't needed to. If you'd read those links, you'd know that natural selection occurs in situations in which it has to. Monkeys, where they've lived, have had surroundings good enough that change was no required.

3: The Big Bang:
I'll admit, the start of the universe is pretty much a blur. We scientist, in your case atheists, rely on scientific theories rather than a small book. How scientific theories and regular theories differ is that scientific theories have an incredible amount of proof that we can currently find from nature. And right now a big bang is the most realistic scenario of how the universe might have started.
And if you want an idea of how the big bang might have started was simply because of an incredibly high pressure, but I'm not one to say.
BTW mountains take millions of years to form; the entirety of the universe could have been completed in a course of 168 hours, or 7 earth days

4 - Dinosaurs:
Before your arguments were actually almost reasonable, but this? HONESTLY? You know I'm reading this thing over and over again, but can't find any sense to it, so this might sound almost as stupid as you:
1: ...man and dinosaurs didn't enhabit the world at the same time... or so say our SCIENTIFIC theories, and I'd rather trust those than a book made by romans in a small hole. At the time of those reptiles, in common language dinosaurs, only very basic forms of mammals existed. We can prove that by dinosaur remains. They are from a time WAY before us.
2. Once again Noah and his Arc are from a little book of theories. Not scientifical theories, but theories. We have no historical or literal proof of such events.

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1) 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

Matthew 4:4 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

2) Dear, Monkey worshiper the 2nd law of thermodynamics disproves evilution. On top of that.

Genesis 1:27 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

3) Genesis 1:1 " In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."

4) We do have proof of Noahs ark.

Genesis 7:1 "And the Lord said unto Noah, Come thou and all thy house into the ark; for thee have I seen righteous before me in this generation."

Genesis 7:2 " Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female."

Genesis 7:3 " Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth."

Genesis 7:4 "For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth."

Genesis 7:5 " And Noah did according unto all that the Lord commanded him."

Genesis 7:6 "And Noah was six hundred years old when the flood of waters was upon the earth"

Genesis 7:7 "And Noah went in, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives with him, into the ark, because of the waters of the flood."

Genesis 7:8 "Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of fowls, and of every thing that creepeth upon the earth,"

Genesis 7:9 "There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah."

Genesis 7:10 "And it came to pass after seven days, that the waters of the flood were upon the earth."

Genesis 7:11 "In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened."

Genesis 7:12 " And the rain was upon the earth forty days and forty nights."

Genesis 7:13 "In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, the sons of Noah, and Noah's wife, and the three wives of his sons with them, into the ark;"

Genesis 7:14 "They, and every beast after his kind, and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind, and every fowl after his kind, every bird of every sort."

Genesis 7:15 "And they went in unto Noah into the ark, two and two of all flesh, wherein is the breath of life."

Genesis 7:16 "And they that went in, went in male and female of all flesh, as God had commanded him: and the Lord shut him in."

Genesis 7:17 "And the flood was forty days upon the earth; and the waters increased, and bare up the ark, and it was lift up above the earth."

Genesis 7:18 " And the waters prevailed, and were increased greatly upon the earth; and the ark went upon the face of the waters."

Genesis 7:19 "And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered."

Genesis 7:20 " Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered."

Genesis 7:21 "And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man:"

Genesis 7:22 "All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died."

Genesis 7:23 "And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Noah only remained alive, and they that were with him in the ark."

Genesis 7:24 "And the waters prevailed upon the earth an hundred and fifty days."
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-25-2014, 07:13 AM

1. Anyone can write a book. I could write a book and gain followers. Anyone can believe what they want. No one knows who truly wrote the bible, just like how no one knows who wrote the Odyssey but now we have proven that book incorrect and many still follow it.

2.It's called evolution for a reason. That is why we don't have tails. We have tail bones however. Also not all evolve. It works like a mutation. You breed 2 animals the exact same together, you will get a very similar creature, however if something affects the gene, we get mutations explaining evolution. That is also how we get Albino creatures.

3. The big bang began with an Atom. It exploded basically and created the universe. It is also still a theory so it isn't 100% proven however a book saying god created the universe is much more far fetched then an atom, which have been proven to exist.
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1. Anyone can write a book. I could write a book and gain followers.
Prove it. Write a book and gain followers. Ask you mother and father to write books and gain followers. Even after you notice that not everyone can write a book and gain followers, fact that Bible was written by God remains.

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2.It's called evolution for a reason. That is why we don't have tails. We have tail bones however. Also not all evolve. It works like a mutation. You breed 2 animals the exact same together, you will get a very similar creature, however if something affects the gene, we get mutations explaining evolution.
After you have read the Bible, you might want to check your knowledge about evolution also. It helps when you actually know something about the subject you are talking about.

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3. The big bang began with an Atom.
Again, read about this subject first. Even Big bang theory does not say that it started with an atom.
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1. Anyone can write a book. I could write a book and gain followers. Anyone can believe what they want. No one knows who truly wrote the bible, just like how no one knows who wrote the Odyssey but now we have proven that book incorrect and many still follow it.

2.It's called evolution for a reason. That is why we don't have tails. We have tail bones however. Also not all evolve. It works like a mutation. You breed 2 animals the exact same together, you will get a very similar creature, however if something affects the gene, we get mutations explaining evolution. That is also how we get Albino creatures.

3. The big bang began with an Atom. It exploded basically and created the universe. It is also still a theory so it isn't 100% proven however a book saying god created the universe is much more far fetched then an atom, which have been proven to exist.
Ignorant atheist.

If our bodies are evolving all the time then why do I still have to eat and breathe through the same tube? Why can a crocodile have one meal every two weeks but we can't go more than a few hours without being hungry? Why haven't our bodies evolved to detect invisible deadly gasses? Why does our body break down after 50 years or so? What did the child born with missing limbs evolve from?

Yeah evolution has really worked for us hasn't it. I shudder to think what we evolved from to receive these massive upgrades.

I hope now you realise the stupidity of your ungodly remarks.

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1. Anyone can write a book. I could write a book and gain followers. Anyone can believe what they want. No one knows who truly wrote the bible, just like how no one knows who wrote the Odyssey but now we have proven that book incorrect and many still follow it.

2.It's called evolution for a reason. That is why we don't have tails. We have tail bones however. Also not all evolve. It works like a mutation. You breed 2 animals the exact same together, you will get a very similar creature, however if something affects the gene, we get mutations explaining evolution. That is also how we get Albino creatures.

3. The big bang began with an Atom. It exploded basically and created the universe. It is also still a theory so it isn't 100% proven however a book saying god created the universe is much more far fetched then an atom, which have been proven to exist.
1. 2 Timothy 3:16 " All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:" The Bible is written by God through the hand of man.

2. Then why does the 2nd law of thermodynamics disprove evilution? Evilution also defies Genesis 1:27 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

3. Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." Where did the atom come from friend? There has to be one uncaused cause, and that cause is GOD.
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1. ..... just like how no one knows who wrote the Odyssey but now we have proven that book incorrect and many still follow it.
People follow the Odyssey? I've been on a sailing holiday out of Ithaca (the Greek island, that is, not the place in upstate NY). Does that count as following the Odyssey?

As for the rest of your post, Brother Alphonse Alban has covered it far better than I could.

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6. They don't believe in a loving, personal GOD who cares so much about us He volunteered His only son to die temporarily for our sins! If this didn't happen, how could any of us go to Heaven?

7. They don't believe in a GOD who is actively in control of Earth and our lives. Just the other day me and my wife received a prayer alert from her brother that our nephew would be taking a rather critical test in school, and that we should ask the LORD to guide Him and give Him the knowledge to pass it. The entire family prayed, and do you know what? He got an A+ on that test! That's all the proof I need!
In other words, your nephew's passing his class is obviously of MUCH greater importance than, say, feeding the millions and billions of starving children? What could they possibly have done to anger your god? They were doomed to starve before they were even born! If your god is all-powerful, why does he not give them a bit of food?

8. Atheists are usually bad at debating and end up saying that you can't prove there IS a god, so why should they obey this religion or that? Well, to that I have to answer, just because you can't disprove GODdoesn't mean He doesn't exist. I can't believe the lack of logic these people have!
That makes no sense. There COULD be a SWAT team above my roof right now in an invisible flying yo-yo pulled by Barney the Dinosaur. I can not disprove it, so it must be there?

Atheists are often portrayed by religious people (notice I did not say Christians) as mean, moralless people. Looking at this thread, I saw that the people who were pointing out flaws were highly polite, and YOU were always making fun of them. 'I cannot believe these people!'. Atheists did not say that.
Finally, one of the main differences between Atheists and Christians is this: Christians believe that they have found the cause of the universe. Atheists keep digging for more clues, unconvinced that an invisible old flying man who is everywhere, knows everything, sees everything and can do anything magicked it into existence. Christians are sated by simple mythology, while Atheists want to know what REALLY happened. Atheists feel about Christians the same way Christians feel about any other religion: That they are wrong. However, unlike MOST Christians, Atheists have a strong DEFENCE, and can prove why they believe their P.O.V. is correct. Christians can only say that an old book written millions of years after the events supposedly took place told them that these things are true. Atheists are open to new ideas, and are willing to have small debates over the topic. This website tells people that they are not allowed to say negative things about the owner's religion, proving that Christians (or at least, YOU Christians) are intolerant to the topic of your POSSIBLY being incorrect. Why? If you are so confident your god exists, what could there possibly be to lose? Go on, then! Reply to my points as best as you can. Alternatively, you could remove this post and destroy my profile, proving my points. If this post IS removed, then I am right. You people are too scared that you are incorrect to say anything, meaning that you are not 'True Christians'. If there are any good points that are worth replying to (Not something like 'You are wrong because the Bible says god exists'), then I will reply as best as I can.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-27-2014, 11:55 PM

I wish people would stop saying checkmate. What with all the new points popping up, the best we can say is 'Check'. Maybe some of the better points deserves a Rook capture, though...
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That makes no sense. There COULD be a SWAT team above my roof right now in an invisible flying yo-yo pulled by Barney the Dinosaur. I can not disprove it, so it must be there?

Atheists are often portrayed by religious people (notice I did not say Christians) as mean, moralless people. Looking at this thread, I saw that the people who were pointing out flaws were highly polite, and YOU were always making fun of them. 'I cannot believe these people!'. Atheists did not say that.
Finally, one of the main differences between Atheists and Christians is this: Christians believe that they have found the cause of the universe. Atheists keep digging for more clues, unconvinced that an invisible old flying man who is everywhere, knows everything, sees everything and can do anything magicked it into existence. Christians are sated by simple mythology, while Atheists want to know what REALLY happened. Atheists feel about Christians the same way Christians feel about any other religion: That they are wrong. However, unlike MOST Christians, Atheists have a strong DEFENCE, and can prove why they believe their P.O.V. is correct. Christians can only say that an old book written millions of years after the events supposedly took place told them that these things are true. Atheists are open to new ideas, and are willing to have small debates over the topic. This website tells people that they are not allowed to say negative things about the owner's religion, proving that Christians (or at least, YOU Christians) are intolerant to the topic of your POSSIBLY being incorrect. Why? If you are so confident your god exists, what could there possibly be to lose? Go on, then! Reply to my points as best as you can. Alternatively, you could remove this post and destroy my profile, proving my points. If this post IS removed, then I am right. You people are too scared that you are incorrect to say anything, meaning that you are not 'True Christians'. If there are any good points that are worth replying to (Not something like 'You are wrong because the Bible says god exists'), then I will reply as best as I can.
Just remember: Atheists are not evil scheming Devil-worshippers. We don't believe in the Devil, remember?
Well hello, and thank you for taking the time out of your busy day to post such a patronizing, condescending post for those of us "country bumpkins" who graduated the third grade and can read. You got me. I am completely convinced now. All my personal experiences mean nothing, for you, dear atheist, have found the way to shine the light into my otherwise drab existence. Why, I had no idea I believed in "magic" all this time! A flying old man! Shucks, that's just silly!

Brothers and Sisters in Christ, won't you join me now as I lay down my Holy Bible and take up the Cross of Self-Deity, join all the atheists who proclaim themselves to be God, and live out my days eating, drinking, getting humped, and being merry!





Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Prove it. Write a book and gain followers. Ask you mother and father to write books and gain followers. Even after you notice that not everyone can write a book and gain followers, fact that Bible was written by God remains.



After you have read the Bible, you might want to check your knowledge about evolution also. It helps when you actually know something about the subject you are talking about.



Again, read about this subject first. Even Big bang theory does not say that it started with an atom.
1. Prove it. Write a book and gain followers. Ask you mother and father to write books and gain followers. Even after you notice that not everyone can write a book and gain followers, fact that Bible was written by God remains.
Uhhhhhhhh... Okay? Did you know that there is a religion practiced by thousands of people? Know what is it? Jedi. Yes, it sounds preposterous, but it is true. Jedi is based on a fiction writing, like one of Shakespeare's plays (but in movie form).
CHRISTIANITY is based on an old book. That is it, essentially. Seeing the difference? The Jedi of today may have been the Christians of the olden days. Thousands of years from now, future archeologists may find a Star Wars fanboy's room, and declare it to be a shrine to some ancient religion. They will distribute the movie, and the future Jedi will claim that it was written by Master Yoda and that if you are a bad person (or just not a Jedi), you will become the slave of Emperor Palpatine, the Evil Sith Lord. I bet people scoffed at Christianity as people today scoff at Jediism? Jediists? You know what I mean.

2. After you have read the Bible, you might want to check your knowledge about evolution also. It helps when you actually know something about the subject you are talking about.
I am just going to say that that had NOTHING to do with the point made by my fellow atheist. Also, that was a fairly good 'one-sentencer' of evolution: That it is people adapting to the environment.
3. Again, read about this subject first. Even Big bang theory does not say that it started with an atom.
Once again, you did not say anything about the point made! And in a way, it does: The whole universe was in a hard dense state when it went 'Bang'. That would be a lot of atoms, really close together. Unless if you do not know what an atom is?
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-28-2014, 12:28 AM

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Uhhhhhhhh... Okay? Did you know that there is a religion practiced by thousands of people? Know what is it? Jedi.
Sorry to disappoint you, but most of those guys do not actually believe in any of that. It's just something bunch of Star Trek nerds does for fun. It's still ust one example. Claim was that anyone can do so. So go ahead, prove me wrong. Write a book and gain followers. Then we talk. Still, in the end it would be just another false religion. Jesus wins again.

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I am just going to say that that had NOTHING to do with the point made by my fellow atheist.
Point is that it's evident that your fellow atheist knows very little about evilution. That point still stands. He really did not know what he was talking about.

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Unless if you do not know what an atom is?
Yes, Big Bang "theory" does not say it started with an atom. Just like I said.
Thank you for proving an atheist as very ignorant
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