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"A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
11-13-2009, 07:56 PM
More like a "Communist Carol" if you ask me! With occult propaganda thrown into boot!
"A Christmas Carol" was written in 1843 by Charles Dickens and satan to promote communism and the occult. It is currently enjoying its latest round of success as a major Hollywood animated movie aimed at a whole new generation of "comrades."
I'll tell you right now that Charles Dickens' is in HELL for penning a book that has done more to threaten Capitalism and Democracy since "The Communist Manifesto!"
It is a disgustingly anti-American book about an old man named Ebeneezer Scrooge (representing the Republican party) who is independently wealthy and doesn't need to leech off of the tax dollars of hard working citizens (representing the joys of Capitalism.)
Of course Scrooge is portrayed as unhappy and bitter, because that's what the commies want you to see. If there is any reason that Scrooge would have been unhappy, it would be that he wasn't a True Christian!
Anyway, on Christmas Eve, Scrooge is visited by the ghost of his deceased business partner, Jacob Marley. Thus begins the recruitment of our unsuspecting children into the occult!
For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten.
Also their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished; neither have they any more a portion for ever in any thing that is done under the sun. -Ecclesiastes 9:5-6
The Bible tells us (and we therefore accept unquestioningly) that once a person has died, they have no business left on Earth.
Jacob Marley tells Scrooge that he will be visited by more ghosts that evening. So right here we have a double whammy: Consorting with the dead (Leviticus 19:31), and divination! (Deuteronomy 18:10)
Later that night, Scrooge is visited by three communist ghosts (probably named Karl Marx, Leon Trotsky and Michael Moore) that not only campaign for the redistribution of wealth while lecturing endlessly about the evils of the free market, but also have the power to reveal the past and future! More divination! It's divicommunation! LORD HAVE MERCY!
Scrooge endures a typical bleeding heart liberal plea for free handouts for a crippled little boy named Tiny Tim, the son of Scrooge's clerk, Bob Cratchit. Here's an idea: Why doesn't Tiny Tim go out and get a job if he needs money so badly?
The wiles and theatrics of the occult are too much, and Scrooge is taken in and convinced to give away all his hard-earned money to his employee, Bob Cratchit. (Cratchit isn't a black name by any chance, is it?)
It's not till he has embraced communist virtues and become a member of the occult that Scrooge finds true happiness.
Well let me tell you something: There is only one path to true happiness, and that path leads straight to the blood spattered cross of JESUS CHRIST.
GOD offers us a chance for eternal bliss in Heaven, and it's way better than what Charles Dickens tempts his readers with!
Giving to the poor is simply not the Christian Republican thing to do. GOD invented Capitalism and gave it to us as a gift. In His wisdom, He designed this free market system so that there would be plenty of jobs for everyone, and anybody who was poor and needy was either cursed or too lazy to go find a job.
I urge all True Christians to boycott this new animated adaption of Charles Dickens' assault on the American Christian Family, and buyout all the copies of "A Christmas Carol" they can find in local bookstores and libraries to burn in the street!
PRAISE GOD AND AMEN!
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
11-13-2009, 08:11 PM
I for one never liked that story, that whining gimp "Tiny Tim*" ruined the whole thing for me. There's nothing like that child in the canon of what passes for literature that screams more loudly, "Welfare burden!"
Ebenezer Scrooge is a hard-working businessman, creating wealth that will trickle down, and what happens? He is convinced by Satan that giving away his seed capital will somehow make the world a better place!
I have been often tempted to write a sequel, "Scrooge's Business Goes Under and Bob Cratchet and Tiny Tim Die of Starvation!"
*I didn't like his "Tiptoe through the Tuplips" either.
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
11-13-2009, 08:39 PM
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I'm glad someone else finally saw through this Dickens FARCE and made the connection!
After all, who was "Marley" but a Rastafarian and who are they but a bunch of red (black) COMMUNISS
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
11-14-2009, 04:52 AM
I blame Dickens and that vile book for inventing the popular "Victorian Christmas". That's when people started forgetting that Jesus is the Reason for the Season® and making Christmas all about trees, Santa Claus, and pagan rituals. If you notice, nowhere in A Christmas Carol is there any mention of Jesus. Does Bob Cratchit want the day off so he can go to church and worship Our Lord? No, that selfish welfare-pig wants to stay home so he can eat dinner with his family. Already we see people forgetting the True Meaning of Christmas™.
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
11-14-2009, 05:00 AM
Worse yet, the Disney Company, known for its open support of the radical homersexural agenda, is foisting a cartoon version of this communistic story on the world even as we speak! Just in time to yank the baby Jesus screaming from His manger on His birthday!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
11-14-2009, 01:30 PM
And I thought it was plain NASTY when they ate that goose for Christmas Dinner. What are they, pagans or something? It must have made The Children to be Sick to look upon that abomination. Why didn't they go to the Supermarket and get a nice pre-smoked turkey like Decent folk do?!
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
11-14-2009, 01:58 PM
I'm glad Jim Carrey's in the film - people will stay away in their millions.
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
11-14-2009, 02:01 PM
Brother Bath, you live over there in England, don't you?
Are people wont to go walking down the streets carrying bare naked geese still to this day?
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
11-14-2009, 02:20 PM
Geese are not sold plucked but, otherwise, they do little else at Christmastide.
The Brits wander the streets throwing red hot pennies to orphans, recruit gangs of child pickpockets, and women behave as abominations on cheap gin.
OTOH All signposts have a dusting of snow and a robin sitting upon them. Plum Pudding is consumed 3 times a day, Her Majesty The Queen hands golden sovereigns to poor widows whilst gentlemen of breeding wearing top-hats look on in quiet Christian approval.
Here they do not have "Officers of the Law" they have Bobbies, who needs only blow their whistle and miscreants cease absquatulating and surrender with the words, "It's a fair cop gov, you've got me bang to rights, no need for the 'cuffs, I'm coming quietly."
I will not say that all is well, there are shifty and swarthy looking foreigners* who are spies or villains in equal measure who conspire to kidnap children of the wealthy. Fortunately, most of those so kidnapped eventually, and with remarkable adventure, usually make their way home to claim the family fortune.
*Those who are not subjects by birth of Her Majesty.
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
08-11-2012, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
I blame Dickens and that vile book for inventing the popular "Victorian Christmas". That's when people started forgetting that Jesus is the Reason for the Season® and making Christmas all about trees, Santa Claus, and pagan rituals. If you notice, nowhere in A Christmas Carol is there any mention of Jesus. Does Bob Cratchit want the day off so he can go to church and worship Our Lord? No, that selfish welfare-pig wants to stay home so he can eat dinner with his family. Already we see people forgetting the True Meaning of Christmas™.
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Are you not paying attention? Jesus was NEVER the reason for the season! The demonic winter festival existed thousands of years before Christ EVER came to earth!
This holiday was rejected by most true churches of God in this country until this Satanic story came to America!
Read Jeremiah 10 and study your history from there from there!
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
08-11-2012, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob4God
Giving to the poor is simply not the Christian Republican thing to do. GOD invented Capitalism and gave it to us as a gift. In His wisdom, He designed this free market system so that there would be plenty of jobs for everyone, and anybody who was poor and needy was either cursed or too lazy to go find a job.
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You blasphemer
Proverbs 21:13 (KJV) Whoso stoppeth his ears at the cry of the poor, he also shall cry himself, but shall not be heard.
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
08-11-2012, 09:15 AM
Proverbs 21:20 There is treasure to be desired and oil in the dwelling of the wise; But a foolish man spendeth it up.
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
08-11-2012, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBiblican
Are you not paying attention? Jesus was NEVER the reason for the season! The demonic winter festival existed thousands of years before Christ EVER came to earth!
This holiday was rejected by most true churches of God in this country until this Satanic story came to America!
Read Jeremiah 10 and study your history from there from there!
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
08-11-2012, 04:49 PM
For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always. - Matthew 26:11
JESUS considers Himself more important than the poor, and I agree. That's why I give all my extra money to the church's mission to give Bibles to the poor, rather than to some charity to give food to the poor. Maybe if the poor weren't so lazy and sinful, GOD would bless them with riches as He has blessed us!
For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat. - 2 Thessalonians 3:10
The Lord maketh poor, and maketh rich: he bringeth low, and lifteth up. - 1 Samuel 2:7
Remember, Earthly treasures are not to be valued, no matter how much GOD blesses you with!
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: - Matthew 6:20
I hope this helps you understand.
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Re: "A Christmas Carol" A Gateway to Communism and the Occult! -
08-11-2012, 07:41 PM
Thank you Bob for your clear and concise answer. I am always impressed by your ability to succinctly answer a pagan's question.
Mr. Biblican: I'm sure that you are certain of your odd theory about Christmas, but let me ask you this: who was born on Christmas Day? Jesus. Other cultures surely have tried to corrupt the meaning of Christmas, but they have failed. Maybe you are referring to Wiccans? You do realize that they claim to be millions of years old, but really they are probably newer than your grandparents!
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