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Default "The Munsters" Satanic Occult Threat to our Families! - 09-16-2009, 06:04 AM

For decades, TV has been one of the devil's favorite tools for infiltrating True Christian homes and offloading armies of demons into the minds of our children!

Many times True Christians make the mistake of assuming that it's safe to watch old TV shows. Well I've got news for them! The devil was alive back then too!

One such example of "classic TV" that's a classic ticket to hell is "The Munsters!" Imagine a TV show about undead abominations all living in the same house, brought together by the dark powers of the occult!

"The Munsters" is filled with dangerous subliminal messages, all designed by satan to mislead people away from GOD and towards the occult. There is also a lot of canned laughter, because the executive producer (satan) knew that it would help soften the blow of this horrifying occult recruiting tool. Oh yes, eternal enslavement to the dark side is so funny, lucifer!




This family of demons and monsters is portrayed as though they were a normal white family living in suburbia during the GODly 1950s. They work, they play, they go to school. BUT THIS IS THE devil's TRICKERY! It is a plan to make us think that the occult is harmless, and that we can participate in its darkness without consequences!

WRONG!

What does GOD say about the occult? Let's have a look:

Dueteronomy 18:10-13:
(10)There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

(11)Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits [Grandpa Munster has a pet bat I think; probably his familiar], or a wizard, or a necromancer.






(12)For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.

(13)Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God.



Does any of that sound like "The Munsters"? I didn't think so. Philippians 4:8 tells us to look at things that are lovely and nice. Does this look lovely or nice?





NO! THESE PEOPLE ARE IN HELL NOW! (The ones that are still alive are on their way!)

So what happens to people who ignore GOD's commands to avoid all forms of the occult like the plague? Let's look:

Leviticus 26:15-16

(15)And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant:

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I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

As always, the Bible teaches us that if we want to be happy and prosperous, we must do what GOD says, or He will come and get us!

PRAISE HIS GLORY AND AMEN!

(also, "The Munsters" are anti-American because they lived in the 1950s and didn't have a bomb shelter!)



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Default Re: "The Munsters" Satanic Occult Threat to our Families! - 09-16-2009, 08:24 AM

Amen, Brother Bob!

With helloween coming up, we can't have too many early warnings about The Munsters and The Addams Family reruns.


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Default Re: "The Munsters" Satanic Occult Threat to our Families! - 09-16-2009, 10:54 AM

Why do kids feel the need to dress up like the munsters?. Or that question should be. Why do parents gift wrap their children for witches and Satan?.
I'm dreading Halloween again this year.
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Default Re: "The Munsters" Satanic Occult Threat to our Families! - 09-16-2009, 12:05 PM

I cannot understand why such a show was ever contemplated! Would it be considered OK to have a program about happy, laughing mass-murderers or the hilarious antics of a load of drug addicts? No!

Yet this abomination, this condoning of evil, is thought to be "wholesome family entertainment!" Additionally, it encourages the unsaved to think of abnormalities as being perfectly acceptable!

I'm furious!





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Default Re: "The Munsters" Satanic Occult Threat to our Families! - 09-17-2009, 03:07 PM

Another depravity in the series was the mocking of the non-monsterated people the characters encountered.

And don't get me started on 'Marilyn' !!


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Default Re: "The Munsters" Satanic Occult Threat to our Families! - 09-30-2009, 08:27 PM

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"The Munsters" is filled with dangerous subliminal messages, all designed by satan to mislead people away from GOD and towards the occult.
I remember when I was a kid, our Pastor told us this story about some kid who was addicted to the Addams Family, a Satanic show similar to this Munsters trash. Anyways, from what I was told he got a rusty hack-saw out his daddies' garage, and sawed off part of his arm. He wanted to see if it would walk around on its own, just like the one out the show!

Sickening! Anyways, it did something to his mind, because he was never quite the same after that. A few years later he went out and raped a whole busload of retard kids, before blowing his brains out. It's Satanic shows like the Addams family, and this Munsters, that lead to this kind of evil. Satanic Possession and perversity and a sickness of the head.

Today's TV is just as bad. We have Sabrina the teenaged witch, brainwashing young children across the World, we have Disney's W.I.T.C.H, the horror of Harry Potter, and the MTV - pornography masquerading as music videos. All part of the Satanic Agenda to indoctrinate our children into witchcraft and wickedness, that all started with this Munsters garbage. This is nothing new. Satanists have always used the TV to brainwash our kids, all pumped full of subliminal messages and mind-control tecniques. It's disgusting!
 

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