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Default Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-13-2009, 02:07 AM
This just in...

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Obama Girls Name Their New New Puppy "Bo"

WASHINGTON (AP) — Bo? It's no jest.
The first family has settled on a first pet — a 6-month-old Portuguese water dog that the Obama girls are naming Bo.
The selection was one of the White House's most tightly kept secrets.

President Barack Obama's daughters, 10-year-old Malia and 7-year-old Sasha, picked a black and white pup, a White House official speaking on the condition of anonymity told The Associated Press Saturday night.

The dog is a gift from Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-Mass., who owns several Portuguese water dogs himself.

The Washington Post reported in its online editions Saturday night that Obama's daughters chose the name Bo for the pup because first lady Michelle Obama's father was nicknamed Diddley. The name for the dog was an apparent reference to the singer "Bo" Diddley.
I'm sure that all of you are as shocked as I am! First off, the dog came from Senator Edward Kennedy, a renowned terrorist who was once on the no-fly list, and who also murdered Mary Jo Kopechne back in 1969. Then there is this lie about the dog being named "Bo" after Bo Diddley, a negro tap dancer who liked to "diddle" his daughters. In fact, according to rightwingnut.com, the dog was named "Che," not surprising since he was born in Portugal, the original home of Che Guevarra. Of course, the Obama campaign has already posted a fake birth certificate on their web site trying to prove that the dog was born in the USA.

Osambo and his family are now training the dog to become a suicide bomber.

More crucial information about this latest outrage is available from Michelle Malkin here:

http://michellemalkin.com/2009/04/12/standoff-ends/

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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-13-2009, 04:01 AM
Osambo will probably take that pooch and use it for bait with that other Negro Michael Vick for White House dog fighting. That dog will be pitbull bait. Negroes love dog fighting as much as spics like cock fighting.


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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-13-2009, 05:06 AM
Clearly this dog is queer and a negro. This is clearly part of Ob**a's liberal, satanic agenda.
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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-13-2009, 02:48 PM
Can you even train a Portuguese water dog to hunt? What do they do? Can they herd sheep?

I just don't understand why the Obama's didn't choose a dog that DOES something to earn its keep. At least the Godly George W. Bush's dog would bite reporters!

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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-14-2009, 12:07 AM
I've done a bit of research into the meaning of this name, and the results are not good:

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1. Bo

B.O, body odour. A nice smelling smell that you get if you don't shower regulary and sweat a lot.
Pronounced as BEE-OH
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4. bo

Yet another slang term for prescription promethazine/codeine cough syrup originating from the Bay Area
"Aye my n*gg* I want some purple dro"
"Oh fasho, go cop that while I got swoop some bo"
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8. bo

Comes from lesbo, which is an abbreviated form of lesbian.

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12. Bo

The name that is given to a p*n*s when a guy is strange
You wana suck on bo?
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13. Bo
One bad mothaf*cka in a brothah which is a violent demon of Satan.
" God damn nat trick really lightin up da bo in you! "
I'm not entirely sure which of these meanings the Obamas named their dog for, but I pray to Jesus it isn't the last one.

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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-14-2009, 01:15 PM
Here's something that I found out, and it gave me great pause. Those Portegese "water dogs" are freaks! They have WEBBED FEET like a duck!

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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-14-2009, 03:05 PM
I never trusted the Portuguese anyway. But then, I don't much care for any Latin Americans.
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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-14-2009, 03:10 PM
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Here's something that I found out, and it gave me great pause. Those Portegese "water dogs" are freaks! They have WEBBED FEET like a duck!
Has anyone ever seen Obama's toes? Or do they, like his birth certificate, just stay conveniently out of sight?

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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-18-2009, 01:25 AM
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I never trusted the Portuguese anyway. But then, I don't much care for any Latin Americans.
Portugal it's in Europe...
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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-18-2009, 01:41 AM
I don't trust them, either.

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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-18-2009, 02:34 AM
I don't understand why Osambo didn't get a black Lab. This faggy fancy pants euro trash water dog is elitist. If Osambo wanted to get a dog that's is truly representative of American culture he'd a gotten an actual hunting dog. A Brittany would have been a fine choice. I don't even know why the euro trash Portugese would have a spaniel that lives in the water.

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Portugal it's in Europe...
"I know that, but so is Spain, remember? The predominant population of the country is of Spanish origin, so possibly I should have said 'Hispanic' rather than 'Latin American', but that happened to be the first term that came to mind."

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Portugal it's in Europe...
How do you know? You ever been there? I admit, that faggoty dog does look like a Euroweenie.

All I know for sure about Portugal is that Che is their president, he's a close friend and gay lover of Cuba's President Hugo Chavez, and we should nuke'em all.

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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-18-2009, 05:40 AM
More like Senator Edward Kennedy, a Democratic senator who is better than any Protestant Baptist Republican Senator. You guys suck!
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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-18-2009, 05:46 AM
I know a Democrat canine apologist when I see one.

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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-18-2009, 11:17 PM
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How do you know? You ever been there? I admit, that faggoty dog does look like a Euroweenie.


I've never been there, tough.

And the Che's been dead since 1967..
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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-19-2009, 05:22 AM
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I've never been there, tough.
Ah, you unknowingly revealed just how obviously fake above map is. Look in the upper right corner. You're one of those liberals who obviously believes that the Earth is round. I bet you believe in the global warming hoax too!



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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-21-2009, 08:52 PM
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I've never been there, tough.

And the Che's been dead since 1967.
Their president is a man who's been dead for the last 40 years? No wonder they're in such a state.

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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-21-2009, 11:06 PM
I don't envy this puppy. It's a well known fact that DEMONcrat Presidents have no idea how to care for an animal. Remember what happened to the Clintonista dog "Buddy"? Road kill. The only good thing about the Osamba's dog is that it is probably smarter than the Nigra in Chief.

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Default Re: Terrorist Dog in the White House! - 04-22-2009, 03:23 AM
Sorry to get back on topic, but the bottom line is that Osambo has chosen a euro trash dog from Portugal.

Granted there are hundreds of dog breeds that Osambo could have chosen. He could have taken a Black Lab, which is both a Godly hunting dog AND black, as befitting a black White House (now there is a contradiction in terms) but he did not. Osambo chose a euro trash dog. This is an obvious signal that Osambo wants America to look like Europe. If Osambo wanted his dog to look like America he would have chosen an American dog, such as the American Brittany.

We are doomed.

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