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Default Catholicism: The fast track to HELL! - 10-08-2006, 03:54 PM

Martin Luther is gay.


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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 10-08-2006, 04:09 PM

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Martin Luther is gay.


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Well, gee, that was certainly deep, erudite, and mature. If that's the best that you can come up with, then that just proves that we're right. Glory!

Oh, by the way, can't you even read? We're Baptists, not Lutherans.


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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 10-08-2006, 04:12 PM

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Well, gee, that was certainly deep, erudite, and mature. If that's the best that you can come up with, then that just proves that we're right. Glory!

Oh, by the way, can't you even read? We're Baptists, not Lutherans.

LAWL, the Septuagint automatically disproves you. Cathodox for the win.
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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 10-08-2006, 04:20 PM

Catholics are all Idolators and suffer from several Mortal sins all at once including Avarice and Homosexuality amongst others. They constantly appear in womens clothing while worshipping at golden statues of our Beloved Saviour Jesus Christs mother.

Pathetic and delusional, the typical Catholic inevitably ends up being raped eternally by a neverending conga line of Satanic Imps. Heed Jesus warning about following false prophets and come to Him as soon as possible.
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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 10-08-2006, 04:23 PM

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Catholics are all Idolators and suffer from several Mortal sins all at once including Avarice and Homosexuality amongst others. They constantly appear in womens clothing while worshipping at golden statues of our Beloved Saviour Jesus Christs mother.

Pathetic and delusional, the typical Catholic inevitably ends up being raped eternally by a neverending conga line of Satanic Imps. Heed Jesus warning about following false prphets and come to Him as soon as possible.
In Joshua 5:15, Joshua prostrated on his knees before an angel.


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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 10-08-2006, 04:28 PM

Such language! And on a Church forum on a Sunday too. You are most definately of the Devil.

Joshua worshipping in stunned amazement at the feet of the Lords Angel makes you upset somehow? You should put the bong down and take a big hit of Jesus.
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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 10-08-2006, 04:31 PM

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Such language! And on a Church forum on a Sunday too. You are most definately of the Devil.

Joshua worshipping in stunned amazement at the feet of the Lords Angel makes you upset somehow? You should put the bong down and take a big hit of Jesus.
LOL, fundie.
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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 10-08-2006, 04:35 PM

Fundie?

That sounds suspiciously like a Liberal buzzword. Your not queer are you?
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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 10-08-2006, 06:17 PM

Oh, really?
Let's just line out a few blashpemies comitted by the cathylick church then..

You call your priests "father":

And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
Matthew 23:9

You worship statues and claim they cry:

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
Exodus 20:4-5

Your priests sodomise little boys:

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

You pray to Mary and Saints.
Yet the bible (KJV1611) says we have ONE advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ (Who is one part of the trinity, and the Father being another one):

My little children, these things write I unto you, that ye sin not. And if any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous:
1 John 2:1


Now go to hell, false teacher.


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 10-08-2006, 06:18 PM

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Well, gee, that was certainly deep, erudite, and mature. If that's the best that you can come up with, then that just proves that we're right. Glory!

Oh, by the way, can't you even read? We're Baptists, not Lutherans.
You have posted that picture of the POPE'S MOUTH at least three times now. I'm afraid I have to ban you. We don't allow homosexuals in here.
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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 10-08-2006, 06:20 PM

Die, you son of the devil. You who are suposedly "holy' but who preaches hatered.
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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 10-08-2006, 06:31 PM

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Die, you son of the devil. You who are suposedly "holy' but who preaches hatered.
Quite the contradiction..
You want us to DIE, but you claim WE preach hatred?
But I forgive you for this persecution however, it only proves we are on the right path. Praise the LORD!

Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.
2 Timothy 3:12-13


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 05-03-2011, 05:30 AM

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Well, gee, that was certainly deep, erudite, and mature. If that's the best that you can come up with, then that just proves that we're right. Glory!

Oh, by the way, can't you even read? We're Baptists, not Lutherans.
If your going to talk bad about Lutherans I pray for you soul. Also everyone else on this Forum all I have seen it people talking bad this is wrong that is wrong everything is wrong BAPTISTS is the true Church. This is why I stay away from Church and ready my Bible and study it from home cuz I don't have people like Y'all saying whats right and wrong only GOD can JUDGE us for the sins we have done Y'all should not be hating on others but praying for others. GOD BLESS
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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 05-03-2011, 06:00 AM

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If your going to talk bad about Lutherans I pray for you soul. Also everyone else on this Forum all I have seen it people talking bad this is wrong that is wrong everything is wrong BAPTISTS is the true Church. This is why I stay away from Church and ready (sic) my Bible and study it from home cuz I don't have people like Y'all saying whats right and wrong only GOD can JUDGE us for the sins we have done Y'all should not be hating on others but praying for others. GOD BLESS
Son, I think you're dizzy from a night of sodomy, poppers, and fortified wine, because you claim to read the Bible and yet make the outrageous claim that I, a True Christian™, should not judge anyone.

Let's see what God has to say about it, huh?

(Leviticus 19:15) "Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honour the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

(John 7:24) "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

That's Old and New Testament, boy.

Now whatcha got?

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Default Re: Catholicism isn't a false religion - 05-04-2011, 04:18 AM

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If your going to talk bad about Lutherans I pray for you soul. Also everyone else on this Forum all I have seen it people talking bad this is wrong that is wrong everything is wrong BAPTISTS is the true Church. This is why I stay away from Church and ready my Bible and study it from home cuz I don't have people like Y'all saying whats right and wrong only GOD can JUDGE us for the sins we have done Y'all should not be hating on others but praying for others. GOD BLESS
Any particular reason you had to drag up a 5 year old thread for this?


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